Jay Black @jayblackisfunny
Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster. https://t.co/yWzwuvbhdX if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials. jayblack.tv New Jersey, USA Joined March 2008-
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The 13yo was assigned to write a poem about where she comes from and she just read it to me over the phone. I MAY have teared up, but remember I’m in Nevada and the air is VERY dry here. Ahem. Anyway, she gave me permission to share it:
I’ve been saying this for a while, but Tim and Simon say it better than I do. We’ve seen the reality of the MAGA mindset: it’s Kristi Noem at the gravel pit with a rambunctious puppy. It’s too much & too ugly for America. Listen to this podcast and go into the weekend hopeful:
I’ve been saying this for a while, but Tim and Simon say it better than I do. We’ve seen the reality of the MAGA mindset: it’s Kristi Noem at the gravel pit with a rambunctious puppy. It’s too much & too ugly for America. Listen to this podcast and go into the weekend hopeful:
Kristi Noem treated her puppy the same way she treated the people of South Dakota during Covid.
The Devil fields his daily phone calls. #skit #kristinoem #southdakota
EXCLUSIVE: Trump reveals intimate details about his private life with Melania!! #trumptrial #melania
Kristi Noem shot her own dog in cold blood because it was “untrainable”. She doesn’t deny it; she BRAGS about it in her new book. And, because she’s MAGA, the wraparound sunglasses set will now take to their truck vlogs to explain how her sociopathy is “actually based”.
Redpill men are gonna age muuuuuuch worse than the women they try to gaslight. You think Andrew Tate and his acolytes are gonna support each other into senility? Fellas, go to therapy and get this figured out. Your problems aren’t going to be solved with sit-ups and screaming:
Redpill men are gonna age muuuuuuch worse than the women they try to gaslight. You think Andrew Tate and his acolytes are gonna support each other into senility? Fellas, go to therapy and get this figured out. Your problems aren’t going to be solved with sit-ups and screaming:
I donated 5 (AMERICAN) dollars. The Onion has given me free joy for 30 years, I feel like $5 is a relatively small price to pay.
Wow, sometimes it feels like the basic economic fundamentals of running a successful company don’t care about how many Trump flags you counted at the last boat parade.
The levels of stardom. #reno #laughfactory #comedy
@jayblackisfunny That's a face that screams "my dad owns a dealership and in college he paid to make a sex crime go away for me!"
But we all know that Biden *won’t* do this. Trump abuses the integrity of other people in the furtherance of his goal of befouling every tenet of liberal democracy with a thick mucus trail of orange slug slime.
They keep using variations on the R word as a way to seem edgy. It’s so sad. Presumably these are grown men. At the very least, mature bots. Anywho, this person’s understanding of “absolute immunity” is as deep and subtle as their vocabulary.
Like, do republicans understand that we it’s not just Trump that we don’t want to have unlimited, unchecked power? We don’t want ANYBODY to have it. We’re just extra worried about Trump, because, y’know, he’s the dumbest and most evil person alive.
I’m 47. That’s young, right? RIGHT?!? #hoka
So Trump’s lawyers are in front of the Supreme Court about an election interference trial. While he’s on ALSO trial for illegally paying hush money to a porn star. And he was just denied a new trial for the woman he sexually assaulted & slandered. GREAT pick, evangelicals!
Just for fun, Biden should release a list of things he’ll do to his political enemies should the Supreme Court see fit to grant him “total immunity”.
My plane just landed, so I’m just now catching up on the Supreme Court immunity hearing. Currently asking the pilot, politely, if he’d please take me back up into the air.
I recently instituted a “fifteen minute evening clean” for the kids. The key to it is they just have to clean anything that’s dirty. No set chores, just “whatever needs to be done”. I let them play music & we make it a big party. Someone needs to alert the Nobel committee!
God announces Teeth #skit #creationism
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430 Followers 2K Following Travel nurse in PICU. Geology BSc. 0 filter. Yes, I have worked in a nuclear shipyard. Believe it or not, I am a member of the Reagan Presidential Library 😂@jayblackisfunny Oh man. Those good parenting moments pack one heck of a punch. Congratulations to all.
@jayblackisfunny That’s amazing!! She’s a great writer!
@jayblackisfunny She is a gifted writer. This is profound and beautiful.
@jayblackisfunny Also: "I am from my mom and dad/who have never even yelled/I am from a brother who always knows when I'm sad"
@jayblackisfunny Exploiting the death of a puppy is really dark
@jayblackisfunny Lovely. The last stanza, especially. Powerful.
@Summom525 @jayblackisfunny And conservatives can't ever admit they're wrong, even when it's obvious!
@jayblackisfunny The sooner, the better
@jayblackisfunny @RonFilipkowski Maga is the natural result of “no child left behind” policies
@jayblackisfunny Their base loves it, though
@jayblackisfunny @RonFilipkowski Don't sleep on Newt showing that dying minority party of old white men that you could achieve the same results of working hard to bring in new voters and expand your Party's tent with policies that help citizens with rhetoric and the intellectually stunted.🤷♂️
@Summom525 @jayblackisfunny Nope, I don't like dog killers period. Whatever their politics. And this was not a neurological disease. It's normal for dogs to prey on birds, it has to be trained out of them. But she didn't do it properly, then killed the dog because of HER mistake.
@Summom525 @jayblackisfunny That's not surmising, those are quotes from a book that she wrote. And yes, I already didn't like her. She pushes her Christianity, yet cheated on her husband and cheated to get her daughter a real estate license. That's not even getting into her politics.
@sueyellen @jayblackisfunny She helped kill my friends and family. forbes.com/sites/jemimamc…
How bout some hopium for the weekend! Todays pod guest…@SimonWDC. We explore the wellspring of his Biden confidence (spoiler: it’s not about unskewing polls.) Enjoy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the…
@jayblackisfunny @ask_aubry I know you're joking (obviously) but they would totally want to get to this point. Unless of course it's their thought baby.
Kristi Noem treated her puppy the same way she treated the people of South Dakota during Covid.