Onion Weigher 𓄽 𓍝 @onionweigher
§ 1032. Onion weigher - An onion weigher is appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions. Onion Town Joined June 2009-
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may I suggest a slogan for the rebrand
may I suggest a slogan for the rebrand https://t.co/DwoxU3KnfF
*laughs in Indigenous*
nature is as wondrous as it is cruel
This feels like I just discovered all of the knowledge lost at the Library of Alexandria
This feels like I just discovered all of the knowledge lost at the Library of Alexandria
thinking about the recipe in the gweneth paltrow cookbook that advises you to put a chicken in a heated oven and then leave the house for ten hours
People don’t understand that irl is not like Minecraft and the amount of work to maintain this would be insane
People don’t understand that irl is not like Minecraft and the amount of work to maintain this would be insane
Senior U.S official denies reports Iran has bee
My Twitter is all "wifejak" this and "Airchat" that And nobody talking about DRAGONFIRE, the UK's newly-declassified 50kW anti-drone laser
Absolute tragedy @onionweigher. If they only consulted you before taking that turn. valleycentral.com/news/local-new…
@MuppetNo Tori how is this how I found out OJ died
If you're cold, they're cold; put them in the hanger
If you're cold, they're cold; put them in the hanger
Thinking about the building decorated with what appears to be the midi piano roll notation for “The Flintstones” theme
sci-fi horror movie about someone trapped on a spaceship alone with the AI interface of the ship, and it just kind of fucking sucks and can’t come up with any original ideas or interpret prompts correctly or provide a meaningful substitution for human interaction or creativity
Me at the bank when the ATM is out of twenties
Me at the bank when the ATM is out of twenties
Disgusting
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@onionweigher @dailyobject_ You need to be stopped, you have too much power
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@onionweigher @dailyobject_ This is your time to shine
@onionweigher @SebMendonca @dailyobject_ I'm going to weigh onions out of pure spite 😤
@onionweigher @dailyobject_ I dunno, looks more like 531 to me
@SebMendonca @onionweigher @dailyobject_ Next time I buy an onion, I'm going to buy the biggest I can find and weight it
@Rohan65336929 @onionweigher @dailyobject_ Perhaps there's an issue with the Earth's gravitational field in your area