Effin' Birds @EffinBirds
by @aaronreynolds (he/him) • merch & books at https://t.co/telhOub0Fs • defeated Jimmy Fallon in a popularity contest • text me at 1-845-EAT-FART effinbirds.com In a fucking tree, idiot Joined May 2017-
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BACK IN STOCK: the legendary Oh My God, What The Fuck shirt. These sold out in a single day last time, so don't miss this second chance. effinbirds.com/products/oh-my…
Very carefully packed this treasure. @EffinBirds
Flash sale: use the discount code KETAMINE to save 15% on anything at effinbirds.com. Drinkware, trading cards, clothing, the infamous lotion dispenser that just says FUCK on it, anything.
If you can't make it to Calgary Expo this weekend, I've signed a few dozen books and decks of playing cards for my website. Find the link in my bio and type "signed" into the search bar to see all your options.
doors open in less than three hours, so I guess I should put on some pants find me at table P52, at the back left corner of the Big Four building also that food truck that sells buckets of lemonade with rubber ducks floating in it better be back this year
doors open in less than three hours, so I guess I should put on some pants find me at table P52, at the back left corner of the Big Four building also that food truck that sells buckets of lemonade with rubber ducks floating in it better be back this year
Ready to go in Calgary! See you at the Stampede Grounds tomorrow starting at 2pm.
Here's an effin' fun interview with @EffinBirds creator, Aaron Reynolds. Make sure you go see him at @Calgaryexpo this Thursday - Sunday. Here's our interview: geeknerdnet.com/blog/effin-int…
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1K Followers 4K Following mom, twin, dog lover. lymphedema sufferer, cancer survivor and San Diego County 2020 Redistricting CommissionerOverhated patron feed for April: The Out-of-Towners (1999), Cats (2019), Mac and Me (1988), The Black Cauldron (1985), Showgirls (1995), and Power (1986)! that's a big month. Plus Horror Yearbook 1974 as a bonus. thank you patrons! (and @EffinBirds!) (link in bio)
@EmmaScott @FlynnUnbound @SuzyTotten You know my field guide of choice is Aaron Reynold's @EffinBirds
c'est mon nouveau mug et je l'aime tant @EffinBirds @EditionsLapin
Very carefully packed this treasure. @EffinBirds
@PhillyMovieNerd @kristenlopez88 @EffinBirds You can only truly appreciate Showgirls when you watch it with the French dub track. Makes complete sense as a French film.
@EffinBirds Not me crying because I'm too sick to be at the expo, but my best friend just sent me a picture of a signed print she got for me from you (with an added duck 😭)
@EffinBirds Love my epic autograph from Fan Expo Vancouver.
@theswindian @EffinBirds Bc I am one, I was delighted to be recognized as such in Minneapolis
Hey Calgary! Reminder that if you’re out at @Calgaryexpo tonight, I’m sitting in on a panel with @EffinBirds about terrible and hilarious bootlegs. 7:00 PM somewhere down there. I’m not sure where. Big Four maybe? See you there!
scratch another noteworthy bomb off the list, thanks to @kristenlopez88! Overhated #184 covers the infamously trashy, widely detested, AND oddly beloved Showgirls! thank you Kristen, partons, and @EffinBirds.
“Turns out I have two different things at my desk telling me to fuck off.” (Thanks @EffinBirds for one of them!) #ThingsOnlyABinnixWouldSay