Rachel @femaleredhead
beep boop | she/her instagram.com/femaleredhead/ Los Angeles, CA Joined November 2019-
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“They released dogs at us.” Palestinian women and children released from Israeli jails as part of the truce agreement described an escalation of starvation and beatings by Israeli guards since October 7.
my plastic vampire fangs thay ON during thex
got hit in the head with someone’s hydroflask and now i can talk to animals
if i tell you my head hurts i don’t want you to ask me if i’ve had enough water. i want you to drop to your knees and scream “she doesn’t deserve this!!!” until god puts me out of my misery
you truly can just look at someone and know they drive way too slowly
oh my interests? staring at my phone for eight hours straight and then wondering why I can’t sleep at night wbu
i’m actually so pissed. i can’t remember why though. but once i remember? it’s over
It's that time of the year 😭 (h/t @femaleredhead)
so thankful i was never a celebrity in the early 2000s who was on Punk’d because i have never met a stressful situation that i’ve handled calmly
turning 27 is like one of those things that only happens in movies until it happens to you
i understand that aging is natural and beautiful but i never want crusty ass hands
devastated to report that i got into an uber and the driver immediately switched the music from hip hop to country
every time it rains in LA they have to sacrifice a member of the hype house
bought a standing desk and it made a huge difference in reminding me how much i love to sit
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listen to julianna margulies go on an absolutely unhinged rant against black people for supporting palestine, claiming muslims would play soccer ball with the decapitated heads of black queer people if they could, and saying she knows better as someone who played a lesbian on tv.
san luis obispo rise up
nightmare blunt rotation in hell right now
YALL he deleted his dating profiles. I went on hinge to show my friend his pictures and it WASNT THERE
to me, this is how white people dance
The unpredictable moves of the Boulenger's Garter Snake serve as a defensive tactic. Watch this 📹delport botma
i dream of a boss that lets me write accurate headlines
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it’s my favorite time of year again, when i listen to my ‘top songs of 202X’ and think ‘wow what a great playlist’ every time a new song comes on
this shit said I’m fickle and mormon
i’m obsessed with the kelce brothers podcast. four minutes into this episode travis says he doesn’t know what diabolical means
damn bitch for someone who’s obsessed with world war 2 jokes, you sure don’t know shit about history last time i saw iliza live she was complaining about how fucking annoying “homeless” people are, so why would i be surprised at her take being “empathy is just a trend”
“are you wearing the- “ the sopranos puffer jacket? yeah i am.
for those wondering, she is doing okay! I think the meds are helping& she doesn’t seem to be hurting that much right now! we are still trying to figure out logistics for her surgery & I will let you guys know more when I do ❤️ thank you for all the love she definitely feels it🥲
so bad news is that both of bell’s ACLs are torn& she needs surgery on both legs and potentially her meniscus as well. good news is that its treatable and she is expected to make a full recovery after. the next step is to schedule surgery asap& get an invoice. please send ur love
after a long day my sweet girl is home and curled up with some of her favorite toys and prolly on cloud 9 thanks to her new meds. i’m thankful she will at least feel a little better tonight. thank you for all the love, we are definitely going to need it these next few months ❤️
can't stop thinking about the time a straight person told me I don't have to tuck my shirt into my pants for every outfit, ate me up so bad I still have nightmares