Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__
I like writing silly Tweets, but that doesn't pay so I also make @googlechrome. mamá, eng director. volunteer @2ndharvest. 🇺🇸🇨🇷 she/her East Bay Joined March 2012-
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under no circumstances will I blow hot germs all over my lower body in a public restroom. I will walk out with dripping wet hands
doomed whaling voyage
asked photoshop ai to remove wrinkles from these linen pants and it used detergent
due to a mailing address snafu my new corporate credit card has my name set as "ATTENTION felt"
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
My husband is away all week and I’ve just badly under stacked the dishwasher and put it on
Imagining the editor of BBC News screaming these questions wildly in the newsroom
In the grocery store this morning, two of us were independently singing " is she really going out with him" to ourselves along with the music playing at the store, and we both kind of walked away from each other without making eye contact as we realized what was happening.
In case anyone hasn't picked out a gift for mother's Day yet 👇
In case anyone hasn't picked out a gift for mother's Day yet 👇
on the perils of being named after a month
The Tortured Engineering Department. A new album featuring 31 tracks of me complaining about working in tech. (For legal reasons, this is a joke 😇)
I have an 827 day Duolingo Italian streak and now I can understand my neighbors (they are yelling about their garden tomatoes)
I have an 827 day Duolingo Italian streak and now I can understand my neighbors (they are yelling about their garden tomatoes)
A fantastic way to prove you support women in tech is to threaten to sue a young woman in tech like this. Amazing marketing strategy that definitely makes me want to do business with you and your company! Great job, Qovery team! 👍👍
A fantastic way to prove you support women in tech is to threaten to sue a young woman in tech like this. Amazing marketing strategy that definitely makes me want to do business with you and your company! Great job, Qovery team! 👍👍
Not sure how this has happened. Outside cat is ours. Inside cat is not.
I'm so excited to announce that we're looking for a UX Designer in Washington DC for the rad and renowned Chrome Security team! You'll be working with me and some of the most incredible, smart, kind folks I've ever met in the industry. My DMs are briefly open; please RT!
Rewatching Romeo + Juliet. it still rules. Shakespeare would have added car crashes and ecstasy and handguns if he had knew about them.
Matthew Green @matthew_d_green
143K Followers 1K Following I teach cryptography at Johns Hopkins. Mastodon at [email protected] and BlueSky at https://t.co/GI4QlxYTdk.
emily freeman @editingemily
84K Followers 3K Following Bestselling author of DevOps for Dummies and international keynote speaker. I’ve led Community, DevRel and product marketing at AWS, MSFT, and startups.
April King 🌀 @CubicleApril
20K Followers 363 Following Staff Security Engineer @ Dropbox, previously Mozilla, Twitter. mastodon @ [email protected]. Union Park District Council board member.
trash, but make it fa.. @ElleArmageddon
31K Followers 3K Following Several anxious raccoons in a trench coat posing as a senior director of security eng. Be gay, delete prod. they/them/themme fatale/m’theydy oaklandelle@gmail
Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon
58K Followers 8K Following Developer Advocate @Google ☁️ & recovering musical theatre girl 👩💻🎭🎶 prev: @Microsoft 📎 Former child, current meme sommelier ✨🖼️
Camille Fournier @skamille
50K Followers 831 Following Distributed systems, dysfunctional programming, and all that management gobbledegook. Author, “The Manager’s Path." she/her. https://t.co/Uk9L1X9GeE
Mekka 💉x7 @mekkaok.. @mekkaokerekebye
34K Followers 2K Following Building digital ecosystems at Google. Opinions my own. He/him. Black Lives Matter https://t.co/m1vB1gKiXu Blue Sky: https://t.co/zmopfeeRWu…
Brendan Dolan-Gavitt @moyix
25K Followers 6K Following Associate Professor @ NYU Tandon. Security, RE, ML. PGP https://t.co/3WXr0RfRkv Founder of the MESS Lab: https://t.co/zGycrX3Gmn "an orc smiling into the camera" — CLIP
Kat 2fragz Cosgrove @Dixie3Flatline
36K Followers 613 Following Lead Open Source Advocate @ Dell. K8s Release Team Subproject Lead. Harbinger of K8s Deprecations, Uwubernetes Lead. bsky: @kat.lol She/they.
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26K Followers 1K Following “the bay area’s only hacker”; “peter pan coded”; former quantum cosmologist. i might be a cryptographer but i'm not your cryptographer 🏳️⚧️🏴 forest dweller
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26K Followers 399 Following (Now former) CISO @Twitter. Privacy eng, security, crypto & build respect. they/them Trying out @[email protected]
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44K Followers 3K Following I do math. And was once asked by R. Morris Sr. : "For whom?" @[email protected] At the moment, for noone.
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46K Followers 2K Following small town girl working in big tech. working on android platform UI @uber 🌞🌱🐶🏃🏼♀️🚴🏼♀️🏔⛷️🥾🥒
Filippo Valsorda @fil.. @FiloSottile
49K Followers 508 Following Cryptogopher / Go crypto maintainer / @kateconger-knower / RC F'13, F2'17 / #BlackLivesMatter / he+him https://t.co/ZE4RtJ1xqD / https://t.co/qfth7zr00W / https://t.co/j1grpEm8uR
matt blaze @mattblaze
78K Followers 945 Following Scientist, safecracker, writer, professor. 280 is the new 140 is the new 1536. He/Him. Not a paid subscriber. Mastodon: https://t.co/RAvcgh3JqM
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14K Followers 3K Following Seek first to understand. Impatient optimist. Dad. Zetetic. Author. Speaker. Made Fiddler & SlickRun. 17yrs @ MSFT on web/security. My words are my own. he/him
lcamtuf (@lcamtuf@inf.. @lcamtuf
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Jonathan Maciel @YonMaciel
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Le Son @sonle_techtopvn
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digipieTV @digipietv
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Matthew Green @matthew_d_green
143K Followers 1K Following I teach cryptography at Johns Hopkins. Mastodon at [email protected] and BlueSky at https://t.co/GI4QlxYTdk.
April King 🌀 @CubicleApril
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Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon
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Camille Fournier @skamille
50K Followers 831 Following Distributed systems, dysfunctional programming, and all that management gobbledegook. Author, “The Manager’s Path." she/her. https://t.co/Uk9L1X9GeE
Mekka 💉x7 @mekkaok.. @mekkaokerekebye
34K Followers 2K Following Building digital ecosystems at Google. Opinions my own. He/him. Black Lives Matter https://t.co/m1vB1gKiXu Blue Sky: https://t.co/zmopfeeRWu…
Jessie Frazelle @jessfraz
133K Followers 161 Following CEO @zoodotdev, 👩🏻💻 @oxidecomputer, 📝 @ACMQueue
Lea Kissner @LeaKissner
26K Followers 399 Following (Now former) CISO @Twitter. Privacy eng, security, crypto & build respect. they/them Trying out @[email protected]
Emily Kager @EmilyKager
46K Followers 2K Following small town girl working in big tech. working on android platform UI @uber 🌞🌱🐶🏃🏼♀️🚴🏼♀️🏔⛷️🥾🥒
Filippo Valsorda @fil.. @FiloSottile
49K Followers 508 Following Cryptogopher / Go crypto maintainer / @kateconger-knower / RC F'13, F2'17 / #BlackLivesMatter / he+him https://t.co/ZE4RtJ1xqD / https://t.co/qfth7zr00W / https://t.co/j1grpEm8uR
matt blaze @mattblaze
78K Followers 945 Following Scientist, safecracker, writer, professor. 280 is the new 140 is the new 1536. He/Him. Not a paid subscriber. Mastodon: https://t.co/RAvcgh3JqM
🎻 Eric Lawrence @ericlaw
14K Followers 3K Following Seek first to understand. Impatient optimist. Dad. Zetetic. Author. Speaker. Made Fiddler & SlickRun. 17yrs @ MSFT on web/security. My words are my own. he/him
lcamtuf (@lcamtuf@inf.. @lcamtuf
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yan @bcrypt
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Ashley Willis (McNama.. @ashleymcnamara
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Alex Russell @slightlylate
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✨ Jean Yang ✨ @jeanqasaur
25K Followers 4K Following New Product @getpostman. Founded @akitasoftware. Programming, APIs, and developer experience. Former programming languages professor @CSDatCMU.
Monica Dinculescu @notwaldorf
28K Followers 403 Following I don’t check Twitter anymore // I web things and sometimes art things at https://t.co/bJ8xXFVpwT. Past: google research & magenta.js, web components & chrome.
Maddie Stone @maddiestone
64K Followers 847 Following Security Researcher - Google's Threat Analysis Group | 0days all day. Love all things bytes, assembly, and glitter. she/her.
Abby Fuller @abbyfuller
48K Followers 807 Following mom. security for ec2 and friends, harbinger of doom @awscloud. Also https://t.co/W87y3ppHHR.
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66K Followers 712 Following (in case my employer sees this) I love ethics and HIPAA | she/her
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Ben Goodger @bengoodger
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176 Followers 711 Following Chief Philanthropy Officer @2ndharvest @UCBerkeley alumna. Change-maker, Dreamer, Doer. Opinions expressed are my own.
depths of wikipedia @depthsofwiki
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Mark Chang @mchang
2K Followers 319 Following pm @googlechrome | previously associate professor @olincollege, product at @edXonline
sylk @sylk
268 Followers 600 Following occasionally I forget that I suck at human interaction and try it again. if I've screwed up, tell me. she/her. other half is he/him.
Royal Hansen @royalhansen
5K Followers 1K Following Vice President, Engineering, Google - Privacy, Safety, Security: Posts on InfoSec, Privacy, Data, AI, Counter Abuse and random fun stuff from life in CA
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189K Followers 1K Following A permanent solution to a temporary problem.
Eduard Habsburg @EduardHabsburg
78K Followers 5K Following Ambassador of Hungary to the Holy See and the Sovereign Order of Malta. Book: THE HABSBURG WAY https://t.co/vMufBgoJGE…
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Ruben Martinez Jr. @rubencodes
1K Followers 1K Following Breaking hearts/code @OkCupid & @ArcherDating 💜 Occasional photographer 📸 He/him.
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136 Followers 230 Following VP ChromeOS and Education @Google (my words are my own). 🇿🇦+🇺🇲, Marathon runner.
Brian Christian @brianchristian
4K Followers 411 Following Author of The Alignment Problem, Algorithms to Live By (w. Tom Griffiths), and The Most Human Human. Researcher at UC Berkeley & the University of Oxford.
Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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Alameda County @AlamedaCounty
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Scan Berkeley @ScanBerkeley
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Morgan Mitchell @livelovegeek
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Marc Andreessen 🇺�.. @pmarca
1.4M Followers 24K Following Techno-optimist. E/acc. Technology brother. Move Fast and Make Things. p(Doom) = 0; p(“1984”) = not 0.
Dan White @atdanwhite
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Open Web Advocacy @OpenWebAdvocacy
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The Berkeley Scanner @BerkeleyScanner
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Lucy Huber @clhubes
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SBF @SBF_FTX
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Pouneh Bahrami @Penelope_nb
170 Followers 245 Following PhD student @ucdavis | Web Security, Privacy, Internet Measurements | Previously intern @Google, @Brave, and @Ennetix | Avid cyclist
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