Danielle @dmhenning
Rochester, NY Joined September 2011-
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Can’t hang tonight, sorry. V busy teaching my cousin’s toddler to say “I’m a swiftie” to annoy her parents.
Middle-aged men were never actually taught what respect means. Their definition is just “accepting whatever I say and not having another opinion.”
My ex once told me he was gonna take me on a date to a “really nice new restaurant” and then he took me to a sub shop, and I think about that almost every time I eat a sandwich.
There are a lot of obvious reasons that people who end up in cults don’t make sense to me, but I would be out the second someone said, “We’re gonna build a city.” I’m not even gonna build a shelf, my guy.
I’m sure if I were a mom of a toddler I would be frustrated by the things they say and do, but as the “aunt” I’m always laughing and saying things like “look at her asserting herself” and “let her have opinions” and “that attitude will serve her well in her 20s.”
I’m starting to understand “bridezillas” but I don’t think that name is very fair. A lot of them are just tired of solving problems created by other people.
I need streaming services to have some kind of “you watched this already” mark for people like me who forget and then get halfway through a movie and realize I have in fact watched this already.
Hey @Ask_Spectrum if you text me one more time about a system upgrade I want 50% off my bill for cruel and unusual punishment.
seeing a lot of wedding planning tiktok from recent/soon-to-be brides and it’s very clear that so many of them wanted a wedding and not a marriage…
My fiancé just told me that he once told a Jehovah’s Witness that we’re dinkwads and they were so stunned that they just left. If you want people to leave, just confuse them I guess.
didn't even make it to 10:30 AM before i had to apologize for "making a face out loud" at work
I cannot be expected to work under these conditions (don’t wanna)
I am not currently accepting feedback, I am only interested in this energy at this time. Thank u.
“very chill and laid back!” i am piping hot and up front
All of our parents watched The Sopranos and still not a single one of them went to therapy huh
No, sorry, I can’t go out for St Patrick’s Day. I have a big day tomorrow. I have to wake up early to take a toddler to a brunch with the princesses put on by a local theatre.
Gift registries should be for college graduations, not weddings. We need plates and glasses when we’re 22. We have them now.
Bridal showers are so silly. It’s like ah, yes, a man has claimed me, please give us an air fryer about it.
Ginny Ryan @ginnyryan
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Jenna Cottrell @JennaCottrell
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Will Cleveland @WillCleveland13
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Rochester Red Wings @RocRedWings
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𝕊ℂ𝕆𝕋𝕋 �.. @scotthetsko
22K Followers 2K Following I can verify that I'm no longer verified. PSU Meteorologist 1999.
MonroeCountyFireWire @mcfw
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Luke Mayo @LukeMayo33
1K Followers 3K Following ✏Job coach for adults w/ disabilities 🎙Host of @Movie_Chumps 📺Fmr. TV news producer 🏀Hoops fanatic 🎧80s/90s R&B+HipHop junkie ⚽ Futbol enthusiast
Dan Schrack @DanSchrack
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Dr. Elizabeth Murray @DocEMurray
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Jackson @JackCorcoran_
863 Followers 2K Following Promotions Producer @WESH | #BillsMafia | Opinions and bad fantasy football takes are my own
Ashley Doerzbacher @AshleyD_News
4K Followers 2K Following Dir. of Comms @YMCARochester | Former TV reporter | Yinzer | @duqedu alum | Cat mom promoted to human mom | Lover of Disney, animals, shoes, sports | ParrotHead
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Dr. Alyssa Orlando (s.. @acforlando
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daisy “dan goose”.. @fatstevebuscemi
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hausplantgirl🌿🪩.. @hausplantgirl
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No police in sight? Babe I see them right there.
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
okay the "ew" was unnecessary we are just trying to live
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales. "Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!" Interview: rollingstone.com/music/music-fe…
Cornell University has temporary suspended me alongside 3 other students/grad workers. They have deliberately targeted students with precarious positions such as visa status. They have given me a grace period but I am no longer permitted on campus. I know they have done this as a…
I have been suspended from Cornell University alongside three others for my presence in our encampment. Cornell thinks that picking off four students will be sufficient to destroy our movement. They’re wrong — all they have done is enraged our community.
THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE *bonk bonk* THATS THE SOUND OF THE POLICE *bonk bonk*
I rarely post McSweeney's piece because it feels UNFAIR because I love them ALL but this one is really cool and fun and special!!!!! mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-m…
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
you know how to ball i know aristotle is this generations he was a punk she did ballet
Is Le Creuset going to tweet “you wouldn’t last an hour in the cast iron where they braised me” or do I have to do EVERYTHING…
if your university years aligned with the timeline of yikyak then you deserve compensation
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Pixar assembled a crew of 9 teenage girls who came to the studio every 4 months & watched ‘INSIDE OUT 2’ to then give notes on Riley's emotions. (Source: pixarpost.com/2024/04/inside…)
ok so i was never much of an exercise girl bc i thought it was hard, and now that i have gotten past it being really hard, my new problem is that it is SO BORING.
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This dragon attacks your city, who you calling?
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Marriage tip: If your wife says it’s ok for you to go out on a guys night while she stays with the kids, bring back something juicy for her to enjoy and feast on, like gossip.
Bluey referenced “mitochondria” and I immediately said to my 4yo “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” like a sleeper agent who just heard their activation phrase
Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead
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whoever came up with this shot needs a raise
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