Actual Names @ActualNames1
Purveyor of the finest in luxury silly names from genealogical and other sources. Joined August 2014-
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Homer Guy Fruit United States World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918
Willie B Alls United States, Enlisted and Officer Muster Rolls and Rosters, 1916-1939
Elizabeth Gasball Mother Canada, Ontario Births and Baptisms, 1779-1899
Fannie Webbs United States Census, 1920 #beenawhile
Christ Virgin United States World War I Draft Registration Cards, 1917-1918
Marie Boxhole England Births and Christenings, 1538-1975
Ernst Stravinsky Délicate Haiti, Civil Registration, 1794-2012
Hazel Butts Skeeters United States, Social Security Numerical Identification Files (NUMIDENT), 1936-2007
Hugh Buns Ireland, Petty Sessions Court Registers, 1828-1912
Puss Kornegay Mother In Law North Carolina Marriages, 1759-1979
Marie Beautenips France, Births and Baptisms, 1546-1896
James Mysex United States Bureau of Land Management Tract Books, 1800-c. 1955
François Louis Shithammer Groom France, Bas-Rhin, Parish and Civil Registration, 1525-1912
Claire Penis @ZeroSuitCamus
102K Followers 6K Following I’m the only one who thinks The Pyramids are normal
knife-wielding hemoph.. @NickTagliaferro
8K Followers 2K Following Nick Tagliaferro is a pseudonym. DMs open. world’s #1 McDonnell v. US hater. usspcrichardandson on bsky. 3L for hire. [email protected] he/him
Artyom Tucović @vor_bokor
26K Followers 4K Following Only damaging electronic information! (Not really Tucović) https://t.co/VvTGJCTofR https://t.co/uJwEtGznsU https://t.co/liESfeYmr7
Discontinued Foods! @Snack_Memories
50K Followers 3K Following Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...
jj skolnik @modernistwitch
35K Followers 5K Following writer, editor // yells in the band daddy’s boy // another world is possible if we can get it together // @transja @bandcampunited @iwwfju
Dénis B. Huppert (fr.. @dennisbhooper
22K Followers 15K Following grand nerd homosexuel. diplômes avancés en taille, homosexualité, nerdité. "coquin d'internet" - uproxx. fiction: https://t.co/RIZL8ZRWJe
Eser @EserHive
41 Followers 847 Following
Staunch Against Forei.. @OffYourKnees
9K Followers 10K Following SNP lifers & #THOUGHTCRIMINALS. Gers ST holders; #ReformtheSNP, end trans-extremism, the hate bill and get back to Indy. ❤️ Scotland not career politicians.
⚡️jose ⚡️🍉 @JoseTheAlolachu
2K Followers 5K Following 25(♂) • pkmn, anime and cartoon enjoyer • artist • вʟм • 🇩🇴 • RT heavy • pfp by: @cinamerurun
🗿 @striddd_
28 Followers 172 Following
Dan Miller's Entertai.. @danmillerzone
604 Followers 849 Following 🎞️ Video Package Editor at @MLW 🗣️Commentary/Creative Services at @NewTexasPW 🌎 Royalties International 📧 [email protected]
ᴼʷᵉⁿ @orb010
3K Followers 3K Following When I am not working, we always eat supper at the table together. https://t.co/wMg79MeeGs. The Line #214
StormCall777 @AlphaFox666
52 Followers 374 Following ⚰️Sfw (I’m 18)⚰️ Will try to post art once a week! 🖤🦴Irl Hyena🦴🖤 My name Alpha. Not a safe space for ageplayers, exclus, and zoos.
Alice Fefferman Messi.. @alicefstan
0 Followers 29 Following Carl Jung, Alice Fefferman, Ceciclia Meireles, John von Neumann, Mabel Pines.
JasonVH @pffpffp67
10 Followers 650 Following
Rob Kirsic 🇨🇦�.. @robkirsic
228 Followers 714 Following My tweets are my own opinion & do not reflect the views of any company/organization I am affiliated with.
🇨🇷Amps🇨🇷 @Ampsydoodle
276 Followers 1K Following 🇨🇷🇩🇪🇨🇦🇰🇮🇻🇺🇦🇺 // @Penguins @DallasStars // I Love Sharks and Snakes and Wombats // @Steelers // I like flags // @ROKKR
BWFiend @BWFiend
44 Followers 154 Following #1 pickle inspector fan, professional village idiot, webcomic artist and animator, 16 he/him audhd, treat others how you would like to be treated :-)
Rich Scherr @writerguyRich
390 Followers 866 Following
oh worm? @wermsbasement
29 Followers 166 Following No problem here. i retweet strange strange things
Simon Long @slong5
452 Followers 769 Following Regularly voted the second best Simon, behind Simon Le Bon. Pioneer of #SimonSays. Socialist. GR8 M8. Lifelong supporter of #NUFC. Cyclist. Runs a lot also.
Your Old Drinkin' Bud.. @jdobbsrosa
625 Followers 1K Following Bad ideas, worse jokes, but pretty good tacos.
Kiwi Frankencop 🇵�.. @PatrickPhang1
106 Followers 986 Following Perukistán 🇵🇪 Lëtzebuerg 🇱🇺 Vfl Wolfsburg 💚 @UMich Class of 2026 〽️ Football & Table Tennis ⚽🏓 Anthr. Archaeology, History, Andean Studies, Quechua 🪨⛏️
Number 1# Billy Simp @Glitter_Chann
99 Followers 904 Following Billy Joe Cobra's strongest soldier. Black schizo girl
Ser Douche @Serdouche
3 Followers 62 Following
David @Humpert_
21 Followers 233 Following
PHL Mech @DCMech215
51 Followers 1K Following
Skip Mendler(G) 🌻�.. @SkipMendler
318 Followers 811 Following
Travis Mawhinney @travmawhinney
13 Followers 55 Following
Clamato Joe Esquiggle.. @BobsHouseofLaw
861 Followers 2K Following I got my law degree from a University, but I got my legal education on Twitter. You may have a right to an attorney, but you don't have a right to me.
Violet Ebden @EbdenViole11150
0 Followers 15 Following
ancient italian prove.. @squartgal
151 Followers 793 Following Professional vape factory in Shenzhen, China.
Pavel Pirozhkov @Dodorororobo
23 Followers 58 Following Please dm me if you're a funny weirdo, and or if you want to talk to someone.
Steven Glenny @GlennyFpc
267 Followers 911 Following Father, husband, tester and goalkeeper. Scottish but living in Ireland
Stiofan McArdle @bergmcardle
219 Followers 545 Following No views are my own. I am being held captive by Somali pirates and forced to tweet for rations.
knife-wielding hemoph.. @NickTagliaferro
8K Followers 2K Following Nick Tagliaferro is a pseudonym. DMs open. world’s #1 McDonnell v. US hater. usspcrichardandson on bsky. 3L for hire. [email protected] he/him
No Context Chick Trac.. @No_Context_JTC
49K Followers 0 Following @splcenter lists Chick Publications as a hate group. Still, we hope you can laugh at the absurd. We pull from their tracts and color comics. See @JTC_Reactions
🚙la. @car_la_2_8
528 Followers 374 Following Dont be a bitter puta, be a better puta. Mexican-American. 28. I love libraries 📚 #freePalestine ♎️☀️; ♒️🌙
Fesshole 🧻 @fesshole
1.1M Followers 600 Following Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? 👖 Sponsored by @hebtroco - buy their lovely trousers 🩳 Buy *NEW* book https://t.co/opfREXuSjI
Don Nacho @akabenzi1
10 Followers 51 Following Minister of the Interior Decorator Rules Based International Hoarder
I AM THE ONE WHO MILK.. @Lucasmilkymilk
142 Followers 713 Following “I VOMIT CUM & DIARRHEA” - Kurt Cobain, 1988 Taken by a rabid Mexican: @usuibo1
Amber Oldenburg 📖 @1BranchAtATime
2K Followers 1K Following Helping you discover your family history, One Branch at a Time. Professional genealogist specializing in United States Midwest research.
My lovely horse 🐎 @SueJ1973
10K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne, “tits in bio”
Typhoid Scary ♿ @TyphoidKelsey
782 Followers 614 Following Disabled artist. Cat Mom. Natural Ginger. History Buff. Sleepy. Comfy Goth. Foodie. She/her.
Kate @dieselkeds
2K Followers 1K Following Stabatha Christie era! Books, dogs, theatre, true crime, history, crafting. Fighting depression & anxiety with a sense of humour & mad sword skills!
shepshepshep @shepparami
30 Followers 531 Following
John Cleese @JohnCleese
5.6M Followers 253 Following Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
Lady J @JRobinsonwrites
234 Followers 228 Following #Writing Blues 🎸 Books Master of Lit. Diagnosed #Autistic 💙 Ⓥ💍 ✈️ Personality = northern. Beauty — be not caused — It Is – 🫶🏻 Emily Dickinson
Erm Dea @Em_E_Dee
2K Followers 527 Following Book attendant . Fan of all things kitsch and gloomy . Takes a lot of photos to remember the things I might forget All views are my own, so I’ve been told.
Harry Shearer @theharryshearer
133K Followers 1K Following Simpsons, Tap, Derek, #leshow....PS: Name-calling gets you blocked. Trying to run a nice place here.
Cecilia Beverley @misscbeverley
1K Followers 4K Following Serious, cantankerous and dangerous (she/her, cis) avi by @sup_im_sammy and mouth by @little_dead
Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey
35K Followers 2K Following
Blanche DeverNEAUX �.. @In_ZAN_ity
532 Followers 633 Following I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Nora Loreto @NoLore
37K Followers 1K Following My beat is correct ☆ Socialist ☆ half of https://t.co/WQ63IzKiqL I write books and I know things. Chialeuse. https://t.co/2egL6O8q3V
NomNomNomJom @JomSmallestNom
69 Followers 231 Following Currently working as a mentor for wolves who have trouble huffing and puffing 🐺💨
Joan @Joan_Atoms
126K Followers 1K Following She/Any 27 ❤️🔥 Streamer & Musician @aPeculiarDoll 🌻🦬 Yeah I got links in my bio, what of it?
Julia Louis-Dreyfus @OfficialJLD
1.3M Followers 621 Following
Rubberband Girl @Rbrbndgrl
452 Followers 192 Following If I could learn to give like a rubberband, I’d be back on my feet.
Larry’s Twin 99 @LarrysTwin99
31K Followers 22K Following I am not leaving my wife. Unless something better comes along. Which I hope is tomorrow. Single dad. Former Student Government President at Faber College.
bruce vilanch @brucievilanch
145 Followers 255 Following I know stuff about things, string theory expert and crypto Gandalf. But don’t ask, my genius can’t be explained to plebeians
WTF with Marc Maron @WTFpod
197K Followers 154 Following Tweets by Marc, Brendan, & Walter. Listen on all podcast apps. Full show archives and weekly bonus material here: https://t.co/Wn83CoHfFQ
Bob Golen @BobGolen
33K Followers 23K Following Hey, give me a try. Mainly old jokes (spruced up a bit) and sentimental musings. Big believer in kindness. Leaning left, but not very woke (Boomer, ya know).
David Steinberg @david_steinberg
11K Followers 424 Following Comedian, Director, Writer, Producer 🇨🇦🇺🇸Host of 'Inside Comedy' on Peacock & Author of INSIDE COMEDY click link: https://t.co/P6RPnj4Jgl
Steven (Reality Czar-.. @stevenshawkins
294 Followers 309 Following I like poetry, flowers, and pictures of unicorns.........
Can't remember @Cantrem42480302
1 Followers 185 Following
Keith Richards @officialKeef
1.3M Followers 52 Following The one & only Twitter account for Keith Richards. Keith does not tweet, dig?
Joe Keenan @MrJoeKeenan
11K Followers 659 Following Frasier farceur, Author of the novels Blue Heaven and My Lucky Star, Playwright, TV Writer, and Creator/Lyricist of Everybody Rise! A Resistance Cabaret
ZaraHeat (1995) @Zalifornia
934 Followers 1K Following Got killed by ten million pounds of sludge from New York and New Jersey
Katie Pitchford @_katiepitch
112 Followers 449 Following
ice gorilla @calglickman
220 Followers 561 Following
Viz Comic @vizcomic
327K Followers 2K Following Our readers have understood the concept of Buyer's Remorse since 1979. Digital Sub: https://t.co/skgViHMilK… Postal Sub: https://t.co/VZunTaPule
MaryTylerSnore 🇺�.. @MaryTylerSnore
994 Followers 2K Following Writer. Progressive. UNC alum. More affable than rumor would have it. Buckle up, Fucklehead. Portland,ME.
The Who @TheWho
616K Followers 171 Following The Who's official Twitter / X page. Accept no substitute and you won't get fooled again.
Dr. Big Tits Becky MD @bigtitsbeck
1K Followers 661 Following you know how to follow don’t you handsome? you just put your finger over the button and press it😘
@ActualNames1 I feel like it started off as Wagner or Wegener or something and Ellis Island was having a laugh.
Puss Kornegay Mother In Law North Carolina Marriages, 1759-1979
No Frank Farts, Sr. ?
"Please, call me Frank. Mr. Farts is my father."
ehhh get a load of franky lou shithammer ova heeya
François Louis Shithammer Groom France, Bas-Rhin, Parish and Civil Registration, 1525-1912
God I hope he reached a ripe old age.
bet this was a heckuva guy but could you imagine Senior bet he could cut a rug and the cheese 🤣🤣
@ActualNames1 That’s what I call this guy
He played the sousaphone. His father played the tuba.
Hey
When you find out who voiced Hades in Disney’s Hercules
@ActualNames1 I so hope u can find someone called Knob Not and put them in touch
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