normie macdonald 🇺🇲 @SWENGDAD
Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. God✝️ & Country. 500lb deadlift normiemacdonald.com Remote Joined November 2021-
Tweets22K
-
Followers11K
-
Following781
-
Likes114K
I've seen this one before. It's loser inflation. You'll find out what they define as "average" is actually rock bottom
I've seen this one before. It's loser inflation. You'll find out what they define as "average" is actually rock bottom
Do you have a criminal record? Elaborate if you'd like!
POV: You're about to get a nice tip and bus a table that barely looks like it's been touched after its guests finish eating with no complaints and conversing at a reasonable volume
The age to get serious about achieving your goals is whatever age you're at currently, lest you forget that someone younger than you has already achieved it, maybe even with better excuses than you have now
I had two drinks last night at dinner and felt like Hunter S. Thompson idk how these people are still alive
I had two drinks last night at dinner and felt like Hunter S. Thompson idk how these people are still alive
WOMEN: when was the last time you complimented a man? What was the compliment?
Please stop using the lives of celebrities to prove points to one another. That is very stupid. They are not like you, nor you them, and any information you glean from observing their behavior is misguided at best
Completely universally retardedly untrue
Completely universally retardedly untrue
Dudes rock
If I were your opposition I would pray for enemies like you. Who wouldn't?
ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎�.. @LeaMaric
27K Followers 22K Following Alleged eco-fascist. Reddit goblin anthropologist. Beach Slav. Porečanka 🇭🇷 𓃳
Riley Read-Only @HotForMoot
13K Followers 2K Following I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
Nemo @thecaptain_nemo
18K Followers 3K Following the human instrumentality project will not be televised
Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice
8K Followers 4K Following Notes from someone that does not put toast in shoes ————————— Professional software engineer, amateur curmudgeon
atlas @creatine_cycle
14K Followers 517 Following @sequoia (boy) scout. Based and Git pulled. Fake fake natty. ex Hedgie.
@goth @goth600
50K Followers 7K Following VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ 𝕏 | Magic @ 21e8 | “tweets from the void” -redacted
Circe @vocalcry
12K Followers 1K Following minor goddess | submit your questions to my monthly advice column “Circe Says” anonymously here: https://t.co/vzSyaKCsK7
Lewis @ctjlewis
27K Followers 15K Following Founder @SpellcraftAI. Techno-optimist, e/acc ally. Prev @Walmart, @McDonalds. Almae matres @Wikipedia, @YouTube, @Coursera.
Samswara @samswoora
11K Followers 2K Following In pursuit of boundless flow, agency & abundance. batteries, healing, water, psychedelics, writing ✍️ Husband
Beff Jezos — e/acc .. @BasedBeffJezos
102K Followers 2K Following chief accelerator & founder @ e/acc // thermodynamic priest // Kardashev gradient climber // memetic warlord // building @extropic_ai
Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼.. @GarrettPetersen
8K Followers 3K Following Technology brother. Dad. Actual IRL purple cyclops. Opinions expressed are the official opinions of my employer, my country, and the entire human race.
wifejak @wifejak
3K Followers 385 Following Your lovable blockchain $Wife - TG: https://t.co/ntoJMdMYAF
🏝 BowTiedLowTide |.. @BowTiedLowTide
926 Followers 3K Following Low Tide = Degen Island at it's largest = WAGMI | Literally a generalist | Refined & elegant maxi
Gastn @Gastn62070935
28 Followers 108 Following
Burner Account @MAFcreator
24 Followers 29 Following
🦋Miss Lysi Nyc🦋.. @Misslysi_nyc
3K Followers 2K Following 🔞 mdni nsfw 🦋 kinky / slutty / switch 🏳️🌈 bisexual 👽 autistic 💕 nyc provider 🎬 content creator ♀️ riot grrrl next door ☀️ poetic nympho philosopher
ellie ❤️🔥 @political_ellie
5K Followers 2K Following home is where the Eucharist is | ⳩ john 6:53 | 📿
ol @9879879799834b
0 Followers 559 Following
Caitie @caitie168
71 Followers 281 Following
VK (Altima Asset Mana.. @THAREALKULAK
827 Followers 226 Following Keeper of Sheep. Middling Corporate Manager.
ParkingLotRanger @miketoles
467 Followers 2K Following
Melissa Deichler @mel_boots
3K Followers 3K Following Christ-Follower, former liberal, standing up to tyrants & bullies. Join the Groundswell | David Vs Goliath | Opinions are my own Exposing #BBCSavileSyndrome
Balti @DarthBalto
8 Followers 20 Following
Tony @Tonydonald27
9 Followers 47 Following
m @nthngmtters
2 Followers 6 Following
Madame Watermelon Ham @MmePapyraceus
453 Followers 752 Following A nacreous, haughty, and stupefied infanta. I will be entombed in the Bass Pro Shop pyramid after my death.
Bub @bubbafettttt
74 Followers 232 Following
Fara May La Bouche @youmouthshutit
18 Followers 104 Following works of the flesh are manifest, peigne-cul 🍼 Jesus Christ is King.🗽
The Great RETVRN @DubiousEbola
724 Followers 5K Following Some serotonin molecule running in your brain | Austrian Econ | Wernerian Banking | Hoppean Anarcho-Feudalist
post w jawline @postjawline2
8 Followers 65 Following
Mrs. M @MrsM58271909
193 Followers 562 Following Catholic | Wife & Mom 👨👩👧👦 | Far-Right Latina 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 | Rarely serious
iygcgrdtplbdse1 @iygcgrdtplbdse1
46 Followers 74 Following
Sophia @Sophia78757860
6 Followers 52 Following
Canon Law Tweets @EddieDwyerJCL
137 Followers 125 Following I'm Fr. Edwin C. Dwyer, JCL. Most folks call me "Fr. Eddie." I use this account to explain Canon Law in tweets, or whatever else may be on my mind. AMDG.
Mike Miller @assnpots
289 Followers 3K Following
Kruluket @kruluket
511 Followers 3K Following
Schrödinger’s Spic.. @BigendBlue
139 Followers 820 Following her name is Convict, ✨ Decomp Convict ✨
homosexual orange cat.. @ModeratelyMused
10K Followers 2K Following tweets are not my own and do directly represent the opinions of Area 51👽🛸 so what
𝔖𝔢𝔯𝔞𝔭�.. @Seraphima94
35 Followers 167 Following Orthodox Christian, Wife, & Mother ☦️ I love singing, cooking, knitting (poorly), languages, and being a SAHM. Keen to learn choir directing and iconography.🕯️
Jessie Wang @VictoriaW_2017
66 Followers 140 Following
Blake Thulin @BlakeThulin
97 Followers 510 Following Author of "Abortion Division: Why Americans Disagree on Such a Fundamental Issue of Rights", available now. https://t.co/tLlyIlHUBu
Malaki Calhoun @Captevery
14 Followers 65 Following
Matthew Bennett @TheOfficialMWB
235 Followers 222 Following Fortune 100 Software Engineer, Tech Investor, $TSLA $SOFI $PLTR
DiegoTrombon @TheDiegoTrombon
212 Followers 64 Following Here to live rent free in your head. I'm only 100% serious 97.5% of the time.
Mom of Krills 🇻�.. @MomKrill
25 Followers 113 Following
N0h0m0 @w3ndygo
8 Followers 38 Following
Geoffrey Griffith @wjsilver
317 Followers 1K Following
𝓔𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓪 .. @sleepycoquette
182 Followers 123 Following The first gulp from the glass of natural sciences will turn you into an atheist, but at the bottom of the glass God is waiting for you. ~Werner Heisenberg
Hiro Protagonist @mach777774
292 Followers 2K Following Can’t waste a day when the night brings a hearse.
ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎�.. @LeaMaric
27K Followers 22K Following Alleged eco-fascist. Reddit goblin anthropologist. Beach Slav. Porečanka 🇭🇷 𓃳
Riley Read-Only @HotForMoot
13K Followers 2K Following I’m a software engineer at one of Canada’s top tech companies with really good TC. Internet veteran. (((Club Member))). Respectable account. 🇺🇸🇮🇱
Nemo @thecaptain_nemo
18K Followers 3K Following the human instrumentality project will not be televised
Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice
8K Followers 4K Following Notes from someone that does not put toast in shoes ————————— Professional software engineer, amateur curmudgeon
atlas @creatine_cycle
14K Followers 517 Following @sequoia (boy) scout. Based and Git pulled. Fake fake natty. ex Hedgie.
@goth @goth600
50K Followers 7K Following VP, Witchcraft and Propaganda @ 𝕏 | Magic @ 21e8 | “tweets from the void” -redacted
Circe @vocalcry
12K Followers 1K Following minor goddess | submit your questions to my monthly advice column “Circe Says” anonymously here: https://t.co/vzSyaKCsK7
Lewis @ctjlewis
27K Followers 15K Following Founder @SpellcraftAI. Techno-optimist, e/acc ally. Prev @Walmart, @McDonalds. Almae matres @Wikipedia, @YouTube, @Coursera.
Beff Jezos — e/acc .. @BasedBeffJezos
102K Followers 2K Following chief accelerator & founder @ e/acc // thermodynamic priest // Kardashev gradient climber // memetic warlord // building @extropic_ai
Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼.. @GarrettPetersen
8K Followers 3K Following Technology brother. Dad. Actual IRL purple cyclops. Opinions expressed are the official opinions of my employer, my country, and the entire human race.
Allie @Cluffalo
4K Followers 1K Following Christ follower ⚓️• Conservative environmentalism and gender issues (no, seriously) • Freelance writer • @Harvard alum with @ACC_National and @ConservAmerica 🌎
Hegel Borg™️ @xxclusionary
49K Followers 3K Following 24 y/o Zoomer I JD candidate and MS Eng. Student I Politically alienated I Aspiring apex oppressor I podcast @uselesseaterz
Kat Kanada @KatKanada_TM
104K Followers 963 Following “In order to be able to think, you have to risk being offensive.” — Jordan B. Peterson
Brittany-Krystal @honeyNonABG2024
983 Followers 326 Following All bodies are beautiful. Ur a racist if you vote for Trump. Don’t value me for my body count. CEO.
Brattani @Bratt_world
39K Followers 4K Following I identify as Albertan | i dont steal tweets | I follow small accounts that have big thoughts | worst thread writer on Twitter | #1 Blocked Account 💁🏻♀️
Jessica Wood @gongjoonamu
866 Followers 839 Following Cofounder of RYSE - The social app for gym rats 💪 software engineer building things for actual humans | community-based bootstrap startup | bodybuilder weeb
Kaya Orsan @kayaorsan
35K Followers 1K Following Having fun on the Internet. Mail - [email protected] Discord - https://t.co/g2uujGqJme
Shoshana Weissmann, S.. @senatorshoshana
69K Followers 9K Following Digital Director & Fellow @RSI: Occupational licensing reform, social media regulation. @FedSocRTP. Fellow @SlothInstitute. Mountaineer. 12/58 CO 14er🏔📸 More⤵
Jon du Toit @jondutoit
11K Followers 520 Following writer, director: https://t.co/ZWx89WHnrq | music: @electrumfire
Sean Fitzgerald (Actu.. @IamSean90
39K Followers 670 Following I make Youtube videos, produced the Stop K12 Indoctrination video series for the David Horowitz Freedom Center.
𝐄𝐝𝐦𝐮𝐧�.. @EdmundSmirk
11K Followers 999 Following Against sophisters, economists, and calculators • Louis XVI was innocent • ⛪️🤴🇬🇧
𝐏𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐧�.. @icarusphoenix
84 Followers 57 Following 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐧𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝...
Martin Shkreli (e/acc.. @MartinShkreli
167K Followers 3K Following https://t.co/lzin5ByH0t [email protected] https://t.co/oMIiyJcIzk https://t.co/DuU6MMqcgQ
Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5
82K Followers 4K Following Reporter @CBSNews digital covering the Biden White House and Trump 2024. “Unrepentant candy corn apologist.” Cheez-Its stan account. [email protected]
mary morgan @maryarchived
46K Followers 239 Following pop culture crisis at @timcast i only think about fashion and death
typec (new acct) @typeclonghouse
1K Followers 406 Following you know who i am (help me find my friends, permab& on main) "The Mother Teresa of Incels"
Hannah Barron @HannahBarron96_
221K Followers 73 Following 27 "The Catfish Girl" #GetBit #IAM1STPHORM • Huntin' • Fishin' • Noodlin' • Bowfishin' •
Peachy Keenan @KeenanPeachy
59K Followers 2K Following "America's most beloved authoress"-The Blaze. "Trad wife in the model of Mrs. Rudolf Hess" - J Podhoretz. Substack: https://t.co/aptNEsrBvZ . CEO Lost Riviera Studios
controversial gorilla @ControGorilla
876 Followers 273 Following I like lifting weights and private equity. lawyer.
AJAC @AJA_Cortes
202K Followers 1K Following Father, Entrepreneur. Wealth comes from Health Fitness Solutions | https://t.co/QeK8zpiqCA Coaching Community | https://t.co/9YUGZkrFtF
Payton ❤︎ @laapricity
328 Followers 99 Following Why are you booing me? I’m right! ☀️ Christ is King ✝️
Tree of Logic 🇺�.. @Tree_of_Logic
18K Followers 95 Following My name is Tree. I'm The Bully's BULLY! Tim Pool Cried About My Tweets On His Show The Skinfolk Who Ain't Yo Kinfolk - Transracial Rooftop Korean
Eloise Soleil @psyche_ologist
403 Followers 407 Following Law P'Grad. Ex Probate Case Manager. Current MSc Psy student: Morals. Evo Psych. Behaviour. Lore & Order. Emigrant: SA to UK. Odd sod existing. Libertarian.
Cole Von Schweetz �.. @C_Schweetz
12K Followers 3K Following - 𝑶𝒖𝒕 𝑪𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒈𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑹𝒆𝒅𝒔𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒓𝒔, 𝑮𝒆𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝑽𝒐𝒊𝒅𝒔, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝑨𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒆𝒔
♡ ✞ Daisy ✞ ♡ @M0thQveen
386 Followers 567 Following ✝️🇻🇦 | Moth, bun, and art enthusiast. I am a targeted individual. Yes, that daisy. Yes, again.
Coach Timothy Reigle @TimothyReigle
11K Followers 372 Following I overcame 15+ years of porn & sex addiction, and saved my marriage. I coach men to Renew their Faith, Re-Energize their Families, & Restore their Masculinity.
Nick Hinton @NickHintonn
119K Followers 2K Following Orthodox Historicist Christian. Artist and author. @TwoTMinistry
The Feminist Turned H.. @thefemturned
35K Followers 679 Following Former atheist feminist saved by the grace of God. Wife and mother of 3. All opinions are my husband’s. 🇵🇹
Dudley Newright @NewRightPoast
5K Followers 637 Following Tracking the New Right zeitgeist. The best threads, reads, memes and more, all in one cozy newsletter. Published biweekly. 👇
SELENA (off meds) @milky_selena
27K Followers 365 Following probably preparing the next article | https://t.co/gAxOXUb1wr?
Rebecca V Anti-Commun.. @RebeccaAVelo
12K Followers 2K Following “In a time of deceit telling the truth is a revolutionary act”. Opinion Editor at @wrongspeakpub
𓆩†𓆪miracle be.. @disorderemaster
300 Followers 964 Following † ཐི❤︎ཋྀ ✮⋆˙ ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN .๋࣭🦇🕸๋࣭ ⭑ ๋࣭ IGAF ౨ৎ˚₊‧ #WHITEWOMAN⋆˙ † 🕷⭑🕸 ⋆˙LANA DEL REY FAN PAGE † ཐི❤︎ཋྀ ✮⋆˙
Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX
1.3M Followers 3K Following Texas Governor Greg Abbott's Personal Twitter Feed
FEMME MUSE @itsthefemmemuse
50K Followers 142 Following Aesthetics, wellbeing & creation. Curations & musings to help you become your best self. https://t.co/1e5KLw842o | instagram — @itsthefemmemuse
Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil
88K Followers 901 Following I write about genetics, 'metrics, and demographics. Read my long-form writing at https://t.co/8hgA4nNS2A.
Pallas @throwrocksatmee
6 Followers 9 Following
LuInAlaska Matchmaker.. @luinalaska
10K Followers 3K Following 38 year old wife, mom, grandma, persistent UFC applicant, Alaskan, MMA enthusiast, Jesus appreciator, matchmaker, mentor, sister to many
@SWENGDAD Women can't marry and impregnate themselves. Ask any woman trying to get married. These days, men into their 30s and 40s don't want to settle down and won't be honest about it, they'll just waste a lady's time while her fertility drops and he strings her along.
@SWENGDAD The average man today is a loser. Crippling porn addiction, overweight, doesn’t dress well, commitment issues, and more. The issue is that the average woman is a loser too. 70% of women are fat, many have mental illness, have double standards etc Neither wants another loser.
@SWENGDAD Thank God women have SOME standards, tbh, or we would be full blown Idiocracy within a generation.
I've seen this one before. It's loser inflation. You'll find out what they define as "average" is actually rock bottom
@SWENGDAD @az_resist @ASU updating my stance on frat boys
I compliment my husband literally constantly like at least once per hour. I couldn’t even tell you because it’s so often. I compliment his looks, his style, his skills, his attitude, his behavior, etc etc etc
WOMEN: when was the last time you complimented a man? What was the compliment?
You can now make $100k at chipotle in under 3 years
Completely Fucking Up The Viral Greek Pitas But Still Really Enjoying Them And Having A Fun Time With My Wife And Daughter (Saturday Edition)
@SWENGDAD Told a dude he was a good public speaker (he rlly was) and I told my bf he’s handsome and kind (he is) :)
MEN ONLY Please RT for bigger sample Do you think you'd benefit mentally or emotionally from getting more compliments?
White boy summer starting early this year
Happening now. @ASU and the police are using frat boys to destroy the camp at Old Main. This is insane. #Occupy4Gaza
We need an immediate and indefinite ban on all theater kid activities. We have reached levels of performative activism we never thought possible.
@SWENGDAD If it didn’t make me fat, id knock out 24 per day. Like if cigarettes didnt have side effects id knock out a pack a day too
@SWENGDAD You are walking in like a male model 🔥 I need to work harder
@TheDemocrats I miss President McDonald’s
@TheDemocrats You people are so bad at this.
@SWENGDAD The meme and you are both right. However the visibility into top-tier men via social media, and women’s natural hypergamous nature (no prob with this), has raised the bar to exclude more men in their local vicinity who otherwise would have been suitable mates
@SWENGDAD loser inflation is real. the average is a standard so low that the bar is in hell.
@SWENGDAD I compliment my man every day. But a man who isn’t my partner? Probably two days ago when I admired a man’s outfit. He looked so good, so thoughtfully put together, I had to tell him he looked terrific.
Trends for United States
You might like
