Mr. Goose @TrevorWoggon
I did the "competitive sex" tweet. @citypages 2020 Best Tweeter. Business partners with @_m_a_k_e_n_n_a. Minneapolis, MN Joined August 2009-
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The only good thing Kissinger did was inspire a Venture Bros. all-timer
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
model t rail car you have to stop. you smoke too hard. your bitch to bad. your swag too different. they’ll kill you model t rail car
I think good shows always feel like they could have had another season. It's normal not to want to say goodbye to our friends on the TV
Spending the weekend taking in the glorious wonders of the Pritzker Khanate @Nomads4Pritzker
I want another Air Bud movie, but from the perspective of the kid on the team who got replaced by a dog. Life ruined, a laughingstock.
mods!! mods! one of those obscene low follower count boys stole a lick from the delicious lolly that Father bought me!! ah! how dreadful !
Saw Don Giovanni last night, an opera that dares to ask "what if a guy was TOO horny"
*youth pastor voice* you know who else got invited to the blue sky?
Me a week after I get a BlueSky invitee
Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
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10K Followers 1K Following State minimum cigarette prices. Bluesky: https://t.co/uRP0aJlfRB IG: @randballsstuMatthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.Paul Merrill @StuffaboutMpls
6K Followers 3K Following Kent Hrbek blocked me once but we're cool now #hcafclinc-182 @scullness
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17K Followers 399 Following just a dude with a photoshop subscription and adderall addictionChris Steller @chris_steller
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64 Followers 520 Following i get too worked up so i gotta flush my brain out 😵💫Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad
56K Followers 2K Following When all else fails, all roads lead back to margaritaville. Cohost of @MinorBreakdown. the blue check is for ad rev, I hate ElonSaddington 3 (in prod.. @2Saddington
17K Followers 2K Following If you’re reading this, watch Paddington 2 • she/her •fredesque @FredTaming
27K Followers 890 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |Mac Wilson @cinatyte
6K Followers 2K Following radio host // 🐺🦐 // he/him // all opinions are my ownStu @RandBallsStu
10K Followers 1K Following State minimum cigarette prices. Bluesky: https://t.co/uRP0aJlfRB IG: @randballsstuMatthew @chillwaveguy
12K Followers 5K Following Chungking Express is a 1994 Hong Kong romantic crime comedy-drama anthology film written and directed by Wong Kar-wai.Paul Merrill @StuffaboutMpls
6K Followers 3K Following Kent Hrbek blocked me once but we're cool now #hcafclinc-182 @scullness
2K Followers 941 Following cis, he/him. trans lives matter refugee lives matter black lives matter universal health care universal basic income affordable housing for alllinc @lincnotfound
17K Followers 399 Following just a dude with a photoshop subscription and adderall addictionChris Steller @chris_steller
13K Followers 13K Following former twitter personality cbsteller at gmailm@thew @TweetPotato314
44K Followers 598 Following retired: @tweetpotato314 ︎new: https://t.co/eGYheQADS5 personal: @antelopishRads @_radsy
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Dear @TrevorWoggon… Having a pint with our friend @scullness and was trying to sing the praises of Jeff Baxter’s guitar playing. Is “My Old School” a fair starting point?
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these people want to be American Protestants soooooo bad but they hate that it's tacky
As a Catholic, let me be 100% clear: 1) This Pope is a communist/socialist who cozies up to some of the most brutal dictators of our time as long as they are leftists. Catholics across Latin America who suffer under socialist regimes realized this in horror from day one. Only…
New business plan: I will record a library of the most triggering metronome clicks imaginable and market it as a gag gift. Ruler on piano bench. Old man foot taps a fraction off the beat. Gum being popped. We’re all gonna hate it 🙏🏽
Business plan: I will develop a metronome click that doesn’t make me want to set myself on fire and it will make me a gazillion dollars
@taylr @ok_alriight @TrevorWoggon trev always got my BACK 🙌🏾
RIP Henry Kissinger. Your Smoke Was Too Tough. Your Swag Was Too Different. Your Bitch Was Too Bad.
The only good thing Kissinger did was inspire a Venture Bros. all-timer
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Happy one year anniversary to my stolen car
. An officer reports a Hyundai Tucson driving recklessly in north Minneapolis, occupied by 5 masked BM. Plate 113*MM. Last near 43rd and James Ave N. Dispatcher said it's not reported stolen... yet, but it was involved in an earlier road rage incident.
this site is cooked this should be one of the greatest days of all time on here
I love it I wish this always happened
Power line sparking next to this tree in heavy snow Video has sound
Everyone intrinsically and immediately understands why I chose my username
some people wonder why my name here is dieworkwear but I'm wondering why your name is analpatriot7738474