PizzaDilf @TokyoDilf
I’m in hell Chicago, IL Joined July 2016-
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Lori Lightfoot action figure goes crazy
Lori Lightfoot action figure goes crazy
this is the best advertisement I’ve ever seen 😭😭 whoever made this deserves an award
Just remembered this video I love her so much
What’s on the screen as soon as your parents walk into the room
What’s on the screen as soon as your parents walk into the room
I’m on the episode of Buffy where Faith sexually assaults Xander then tries to murder him. This is insane
Need the Bass Pro guy painting so bad
Need the Bass Pro guy painting so bad https://t.co/QDWVRkLn8P
everyone wants to look like maniac cop Robert Z’Dar
everyone wants to look like maniac cop Robert Z’Dar https://t.co/PJhl4sNIar
Challengers (2024)
No one who speaks German could be an evil man
No one who speaks German could be an evil man
I don’t know why the only time I get called into work is when I’m hungover
Every time I paint, I lose instagram followers lol
Dead internet theory, but add in FB boomers. It's really wild to watch.
Dead internet theory, but add in FB boomers. It's really wild to watch. https://t.co/ePLWc0KqEl
Lily @lilydont
6K Followers 1K Following
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
A. Marmot 🌱Undergr.. @_Anunnery
13K Followers 6K Following Pixel art + posting + politics. He/him. Avi by @RabidyaArt! ☕️ https://t.co/bQIViw5qUU
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 748 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙.. @sorry_hat
12K Followers 3K Following Dad, artist, husband, limb maker, shitposter. creative director. lunch sketch’s mon-fri.
binp @the_binp
3K Followers 2K Following tj. 4'20'', 69 IQ. pro cellar dweller, amateur beelegger. psalm 51:3 Accounts that post dangerous lies like this one should be reported for promoting self harm.
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 902 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Jane Altoids @staticbluebat
7K Followers 4K Following I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud
Princess J.O @5t9hc54ntz
25 Followers 181 Following dormir pour oublier, oublier pour dormir 💤 better indentured as “sant jordi la princesa la rosa i el drag”
Serenity🫀 @Serenityxugh
18 Followers 63 Following Horror junkie 🪓 Libra ⚖️ Makeup 💋 Concerts Life is lousy with hurt, but it also shimmers with beauty. - James O'Barr, The Crow
Craig Tooley @tooleydude11
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weebwu @weebwu1
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deeze @apollogreed01
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Pancho Hernandez @pehernandez5291
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Joda @krackchat
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BAT TATTOO @Gianfelice74
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Adrian Handrea @AdrianHandrea
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Olivia Lawrence @olivialawrencex
321 Followers 296 Following 25 year old actress, @trinitylabanmt 19/22 ✨original cast @catfish_musical✨marketing manager @13monthstheatre ✨ 🌈
qzhQZH @qzhQZH168292
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Talyn @Alpha_T__
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lili moon @lilimoo59379532
2K Followers 3K Following Humor ist der Knopf, der verhindert, dass uns der Kragen platzt. (Ringelnatz) ... so langsam sollte ich den (Kragen) wohl etwas stabiler sichern ...
jeme @bwnwf3079938233
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Richard Montes @RichardMon40882
0 Followers 4 Following
Evil Dave @officerevildave
24 Followers 234 Following husband,father,musician,undercover harmonica addict.
Christopher D’Angel.. @chrisdangmd
70 Followers 375 Following Dad to two amazing boys, and two pups. Social media illiterate. On Twitter fo the rhetoric and liberal bemoaning since Musk is now Il Duce.
عباس @mhmoodtrad
294 Followers 5K Following
tla161 @tla16199047
23 Followers 410 Following
Smokey Digsby: 64% to.. @GamingMalamutt
513 Followers 2K Following 32/HE\HIM/Gaymer/Streamer/Twitch Affiliate/Furry/3D Artist in training/DoggoSupreme/Critter/Call me Smokey! #BLM #ACAB
CODE @9XCODEXREDX3
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Tim Gear @twgear
5 Followers 227 Following Viet Nam vet, former IT consultant, woodworker, dog lover
Jace @Cumchiato
195 Followers 180 Following 24 One day I will say my pronouns are he/siya/el, but until I master those languages, it'll be he/him/his
Verde @captainverde4
32 Followers 228 Following
It’s just Stephany @thegobbleinn
74 Followers 634 Following This is a hostile takeover of the now defunct D,D podcast’s twitter. I’m the captain now.
Alastair @alastairmcgeoch
55 Followers 766 Following
Jonathan @howard6118
35 Followers 65 Following
L Pre @LPre1824495
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jamie cowan @jamieco82759932
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Matt @mattsmithy1979
307 Followers 3K Following
Minneapolis 4/26-27 @tommybayertime
19K Followers 871 Following doin stand up for now @wecoolpodcast email me for stuff [email protected]
posternutbag @matu388
246 Followers 2K Following Certified Cicerone*, beer, wine, spirits, Mudfoot Guitarist, Phish Focused, Music lover, Imperfectionist techno Fa Fa Foe Fi
Coffea @caffeineintox1
4 Followers 11 Following
Hugo Morice @HugoMorice
12 Followers 218 Following
Zübeyir Keles @zuebeyir_K
154 Followers 41 Following
GOBLIN @_humongously
41 Followers 2K Following 21 he/him random thoughts mainly, ed, sh, gore, occasional nsfw
Lily @lilydont
6K Followers 1K Following
lotion wizard @old_lotion
18K Followers 1K Following mid. art stuff: @aged_cream. she/her. $lotionwiz
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
A. Marmot 🌱Undergr.. @_Anunnery
13K Followers 6K Following Pixel art + posting + politics. He/him. Avi by @RabidyaArt! ☕️ https://t.co/bQIViw5qUU
Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
7K Followers 748 Following Communist, mead making guy, cosplayer. He/they. Married, monogamous. Bsky - https://t.co/S9wPKZKgZa
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙.. @sorry_hat
12K Followers 3K Following Dad, artist, husband, limb maker, shitposter. creative director. lunch sketch’s mon-fri.
I.G.Y. azalea @HaitianDvorce
10K Followers 902 Following Top 0.1% OnlyDans. Steely Dad. Glamour Professional. I live where you vacation & eat dinner where you buy gas 🌴🐊🦩 way deep into nothing special
its legal for you to .. @porksweats1
9K Followers 7K Following juris doctorate in himbology, the postman (1997) enthusiast, certified wife guy, dont be weird in replies about my cat want to know the rest? buy the rights
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
2K Followers 760 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
Crime Net @TRIGGERHAPPYV1
792K Followers 69 Following Crime Caught On Camera💥| Viewer Discretion Is Advised | Turn Notifications On
GIRTHMASTERR 🇦🇺.. @girthmasterr
619K Followers 3K Following Australian adult creator & himbo with a nice 🍆 Everybody is welcome 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Zack Ward @TotalZackWard
128K Followers 78K Following My blue mark is gone but I'm still me! Child actor turned adult child. And yes, I am Scut Farkus ;) #AChristmasStory @ResidentEvil @TitusNation
Triumph® ᴛʜᴇ ɪ.. @TriumphICDHQ
83K Followers 96 Following Official thing of long-named Conan staple & host of "Let's Make A Poop" podcast plus "Election Watch" specials on Hulu. It/it. Self-important musings marked RS
MP @mannequinpussy
26K Followers 802 Following A band on @epitaphrecords Twitter is for MP news & announcements MGMT: [email protected] 📸 Millicent Hailes
🩸🎀 Creepy Gals .. @CreepyGals
13K Followers 629 Following 🎀🩸🎀 Artist behind Creepy Gals. Instagram : @ creepy.gals
Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic
18K Followers 1K Following Ass fat like Totoro, call that Studio Jiggly. alt: @aestheticfrozen
Rolling Stones Music @rlnstonesmusic
971 Followers 32 Following Your Chicagoland one-stop music superstore est. 1971! 💿🌟🎧 Open 11 am - 8 pm Sunday - Thursday 11 am - 9 pm Friday & Saturday ☎️ 708-456-0861
sake person 🦀 @REALJUNlPER
14K Followers 147 Following not actually @CantEverDie just five of junipers friends in a trenchcoat
Jeb Tush @toothpasta
2K Followers 667 Following foreman of the cheesecake factory // synth bitch // matthew lillard enthusiast
Dan Carney @DanManCarney
16K Followers 4K Following comedian, actor, click the link if you want to see me live (live, not live)
Alison After Dark �.. @AmericanHussy
49K Followers 861 Following the h*rny posting rambling of a mental genius https://t.co/GmI8CdWtqV
derek guy @dieworkwear
832K Followers 963 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Washington Post, The Financial Times, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐯𝐚.. @horrorsthetics
96K Followers 3K Following ⚰️ 𝘽𝙀𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙀! • 𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐤! 💀 • plz follow if you love daily 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁 🦇 •🩸𝘁𝘄: fake blood & gore 🫀
joannasternberg @joannasternberg
2K Followers 3K Following
big content guy @bigcontentguy
35K Followers 933 Following just very online. sufferer of browns and razorback induced depression. big island born. guardians guy. yao ming fan account. arkansas bred. king of the e-girls
Chloe Cherry @_chloe_cherry_
304K Followers 212 Following
The Haunted VCR @thehauntedvcr
4K Followers 333 Following 80’s 90’s Nostalgia, Spooky Things, Video Games, Haunted Houses, Amusement Parks, God. Husband, dad, idiot. Reclaiming my childhood one EBay purchase at a time
Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos
88K Followers 2K Following Correspondent @BusinessInsider. Extremely kind and amazing person, just like, so super nice and caring. Open DMs.
The Cooter Scooter �.. @fitty_d
109K Followers 510 Following Dee ॐ groovy like a drive-in movie • weights n rollerskates ☯︎ spicy → @mollydixx •••
O’Shea Jackson Jr @OsheaJacksonJr
267K Followers 2K Following The Straw hat Zfighter of the hidden leaf village. 10x Pokémon champion of the Kanto Region. I talk Lakers. wrestling. big3. and everything
Dr. Doug 🥼💊💉.. @RaptorBreath
3K Followers 1K Following big dumb, shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband
Noah @noahwaybabes
905K Followers 2K Following your fav trans twink (he/him) 18+ only | 22 | Bi | Bottom | 2022 GayVN & TEA winner
Jeff Rosenstock @jeffrosenstock
61K Followers 457 Following Song Do-er / Craig of the Creek Composer / Back To The Island co-host blurtin' through a corpse
pablo @paulderokha
1K Followers 718 Following yanqui chileno / a marxist in philosophy 🤡 / poetry translation
Hannah Barron @HannahBarron96_
221K Followers 73 Following 27 "The Catfish Girl" #GetBit #IAM1STPHORM • Huntin' • Fishin' • Noodlin' • Bowfishin' •
Allie Goertz @AllieGoertz
59K Followers 872 Following Making a Nine Inch Nails cover album. #NINPeeledBack.
lou @archivalrival
2K Followers 1K Following have I gone to hell? is that it? have I gone straight to hell? painter and bookseller
𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 .. @EmmaTolkin
26K Followers 5K Following 𝔪𝔢𝔡𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔦𝔰𝔱, 𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛, 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕣™ 𝓈𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓅𝓎༄ ᴊᴇᴡ ✡︎ 𝖘𝖍𝖊/𝖍𝖊𝖗 🕺🏻 ✨ https://t.co/O748mPTFk9
fraser ramon @SteveMerkle9
8K Followers 1K Following
Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe
35K Followers 4K Following Been Making Bongs From Vintage Vases Since 2020✨ Everything Available On My Website & Follow Along On Instagram: https://t.co/EgabDSKM3W
Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy
489K Followers 4K Following 🖥️ Gaming Youtuber, Media Critic, Philosopher King 🤴 💙 https://t.co/vKvrwjA92K 📩 Enquiries to [email protected]
margot ferrick @mars_maison
206 Followers 79 Following notifications turned off 🔕 i log in maybe once every few months. @sickcallfuu for fromsoft fanart
HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN
3.8M Followers 246 Following Game Creator: 70% of my body is made of movies.
cupid ꒰ঌ`♡´໒.. @cupiekisses
84K Followers 784 Following ♡ 23 • 18+ ♡ switch ♡ top 2% on fansly ♡ stoner ♡ i only reply on fansly ♡ alt: @conjuringcupid ♡bu: @crybabycupidd ♡
The cut content of Eddie Brock/Venom in Spider-Man 3, a thread🧵
Elaine was funnier than Jerry dont text
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
pussy too big
He doesn’t know it but I farted on the cheese balls before he did this
Hundreds gathered in NYC to watch a masked man eat a gigantic jar of cheese balls
Already fucked them all sorry dude
"I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks on, but I fear the man has who practiced one punch 10,000 times"-Bruce Lee about her probably
she literally cheered for airstrikes on women in gаza and you’re still acting like she’s a feminist icon ??
Amy Schumer for Variety's Power of Women, photographed by Victoria Stevens
Lori Lightfoot action figure goes crazy
the average diner waitress looked like this in 1955 and all you had to do was go up and talk to them for 30 seconds to bag a wife
Dua lipa for Beauty Papers Magazine, 2024
oh BOY do I have a guy for you
they gotta start making more dudes that look like this
I need more videos of American’s Shooting their fucking dashboard’s because jesus christ, that is unhinged
they show reruns of this shit every single day, shut the fuck up
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
happy bruno mars excited to see pete wentz on the street day to all those who celebrate
when you just needed Bradley Beal to score 10 points in your 8-leg parlay but now your kid’s gonna have to start roofing instead of go to college:
@DiscussingFilm “Do you think I could get that episode on air today?” yes…yes you can cause South Park and It’s Always Sunny are still airing today AND making new seasons. Dudes just projecting
@DiscussingFilm This show existing literally shatters his argument
frank called mac a f*ggot on air like 3 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
She works in the Skokie/ Evanston school district so this checks out
Chicago teacher lies to police A Chicago public school teacher named Danielle Chalfie calls the police and makes false claims about students participating in an encampment for Palestine.
The most unrealistic thing about The Sopranos is that her name is “Meadow.” No way in hell Tony and Carmella had a baby girl in 1982 in New Jersey and didn’t name her Gianna Marie.
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