Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe
Too weird to live. Too rare to die. Not old enough to remember 9/11. allmylinks.com/undeadscribe Joined June 2020-
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women are so hot. it's honestly so fucked up how hot they are
You think your girl so sweet then she's like "take your balls out and send me a pic"
There are three things women get when dealing with me 1. Honesty 2. Texting like an AI who’s also a Dad 3. Mild psychopathy
There are three things women get when dealing with me 1. Honesty 2. Texting like an AI who’s also a Dad 3. Mild psychopathy
South Africans casually say the most sociopathic shit. Genuinely terrified of those niggas.
South Africans casually say the most sociopathic shit. Genuinely terrified of those niggas.
Why do I actually feel hurt by the statement? I don’t even lie to women.
Why do I actually feel hurt by the statement? I don’t even lie to women.
Gn guys. Gonna get ready for my night
Anyway, thank you again @SophiaNarwitz for buying Elden Ring for me that one time just out of the blue. Now that you’re not on Twitter, you can’t deny you did a nice thing anymore :)
As a man you should not even know who this is, much less have gossip to share about her on hour-long podcasts.
As a man you should not even know who this is, much less have gossip to share about her on hour-long podcasts.
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Top 10 fun things to do as a man
And the worst part about a dirty macking nigga, he’s gonna do her just as bad. Nobody with a good moral compass is tryna seduce anyone else girl
Dragon Ball Super didn't have a single fucking fight that had the actual impact of Z hits and explosions and it was the biggest thing missing for me This shit feels like it punches you in the face
Dragon Ball Super didn't have a single fucking fight that had the actual impact of Z hits and explosions and it was the biggest thing missing for me This shit feels like it punches you in the face
Grass type gym leader:
I’d rather that girl stab me before I fight for anyone’s attention
Why is Atlanta like this
Why is Atlanta like this
Happy Birthday to my goat
Winter Soldier
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women are so hot. it's honestly so fucked up how hot they are
@dyingscribe Considering what your honesty is like, maybe you should start.
the moment he saw people partaking in sex
Imagining bro falling to his knees in agony while two people are going at it in oblivious pleasure
South Africans casually say the most sociopathic shit. Genuinely terrified of those niggas.
Tweets from South Africa, Nigeria, Florida and Atlanta usually don't be the brightest
@dyingscribe She looks like what you would get if you deepfaked Megan Fox's face over Megan Fox's face.
@dyingscribe leave my girl and her bulging eyes alone.
@dyingscribe But she looks more believable as a blonde now that I see it..🤔
Anyway, thank you again @SophiaNarwitz for buying Elden Ring for me that one time just out of the blue. Now that you’re not on Twitter, you can’t deny you did a nice thing anymore :)
As a man you should not even know who this is, much less have gossip to share about her on hour-long podcasts.
30, feminist, career woman, bodycount she admits she can't remember — still marries the chad millionaire film producer. If women adhered to what men said they wanted then we'd never find love.
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‘CHALLENGERS’ releases in theaters today!
Love seeing men thrive in women dominated spaces
men thriving in women dominated spaces 🙏🏽
jcjskcjkskcjjfid thought i was the only one
That’s the neat part, we don’t.
What age do the boys outgrow the spider man shit 😭
Look how your Bene Gesserit propaganda has taken root. Some of them already think I'm their messiah.
And the worst part about a dirty macking nigga, he’s gonna do her just as bad. Nobody with a good moral compass is tryna seduce anyone else girl
Dragon Ball Super didn't have a single fucking fight that had the actual impact of Z hits and explosions and it was the biggest thing missing for me This shit feels like it punches you in the face
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