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Gold plated cooter? 😂
Went tubing Sunday. Got caught up in the rocks and wow are my tiddies sunburnt. I'd do it all again in a hot second though. 🤣
One of my favorite movies 😂
How's that working for you now Larry?
Girl, we know you can finish the job.
Girl, we know you can finish the job. https://t.co/2ePzZHjPUl
O. M. G. It is beautiful today!! I got a blue screen error on my laptop and decided my ass belongs outside. Fuck it 😂
🎶I went for ride and it was a gas Soon turned out had an ass of glass 🎵
The only truth in this tweet is that you're sick and tired.
The only truth in this tweet is that you're sick and tired.
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Percy Fawcett keeps being right. More and more cities keep appearing in the Amazon. At this point we have to accept that the 'pristine' rainforest is a post-collapse regrowth, not a timeless primeval forest.
I got this very cool mug for my birthday Wait for it… ⏳
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@ChicagosMayor You should welcome these hard-working, undocumented workers to your proud city. Why do you hate migrants?
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If you are so old that your birthday cake goes up like a George Floyd riot, maybe you are too old to be president. Just thinking out loud.
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This person is nuts. Nepal been holding out on us with them thicc hotties
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