Mlla78 @Mlla781
Social media skeptic occasionally given to fits of screaming into the void on behalf of humanity. Joined August 2021-
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Democrats, If you sit this election out to protest Joe Biden you are voting for Donald Trump and you will elect Donald Trump.
This is vile
Just want to thank Katie Britt and the Republican Party for gifting us the most fun day on this website since Four Seasons Total Landscaping
Let this be absolutely clear: that wasn't just a great speech for President Biden. That was a great speech for anyone. The President gave brilliant rhetoric, but moreover, he directly engaged heckling Republicans with disarming humor, making them look small and petty and weak.
biden doesn’t need to win over a single trump supporter this evening—and he won’t. independents on the fence are more comfortable with him right now than they were 30 minutes ago. that’s a win.
Breaking: Biden just said fuck your polls.
@doritmi I think the 5 days of isolation and then, 5 days of a high quality mask is a reasonable alternative if testing is scarce But you really have to wear that mask diligently for days 6-10
Respectfully, this graph shows that when symptoms start to abate, the patient is still quite infectious.
Respectfully, this graph shows that when symptoms start to abate, the patient is still quite infectious.
I'm gonna need somebody in the White House Press Corps, like @BrianKarem, to ask this question. Can someone who tested positive for COVID spend time with the President after 1 day of fever/isolation? If not, why are the new CDC guidelines considered safe for the American people?
I'm gonna need somebody in the White House Press Corps, like @BrianKarem, to ask this question. Can someone who tested positive for COVID spend time with the President after 1 day of fever/isolation? If not, why are the new CDC guidelines considered safe for the American people?
The CDC now recommends that you quote go fuck yourself end quote
The CDC now recommends that you quote go fuck yourself end quote
Delaying the January 6 trial suppresses critical evidence that Americans deserve to hear. Donald Trump attempted to overturn an election and seize power. Our justice system must be able to bring him to trial before the next election. SCOTUS should decide this case promptly.
This is one of the most racist speeches ever given. Horrific.
This is one of the most racist speeches ever given. Horrific.
Trump: These lights are so bright in my eyes I can't see people... I can only see the Black ones. I can't see any white ones. That's how far I've come. That's a long way isn't it?
Expectations of Trump are so subterranean low that this doesn’t even cause a media blip. If Biden did this, a million headlines and op-eds would explode like stars birthing a new galaxy
Expectations of Trump are so subterranean low that this doesn’t even cause a media blip. If Biden did this, a million headlines and op-eds would explode like stars birthing a new galaxy
You know it's bad if Fox News cuts in and real-time fact checks Trump's speech.
The road to the Handmaid’s Tale world is lined with smiling people telling you to stop overreacting.
In my view, the key CPAC story isn’t that right-wing influencer Jack Posebiec said, “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely.” The story is how many Republican lawmakers are absolutely silent about it. May I suggest the media ask every…
Republicans: You will NEVER create a registry of gun owners on our watch, because freedom. Also Republicans:
Republicans: You will NEVER create a registry of gun owners on our watch, because freedom. Also Republicans:
Dear @CDCgov, please remember your job is to protect the public's health.
Opinion | Yes, Donald Trump raped a woman and defamed her for years. But at least he’s in his late 70s, not his early 80s.
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life is just adding more and more nyt games to your morning routine until that’s all there is
I think it’s pretty cruel that women have such a short window to have kids. Like what if you marry the wrong person and then a global pandemic happens and you get really sick and now you’re ready to go but you’re 36 and single? Like where is the room for error
🎶🎶In the arms of an asshole...🎶🎶
I can understand why some people are upset about a 20 year old story of Cricket, one of the working dogs at our ranch, in my upcoming book — No Going Back. The book is filled with many honest stories of my life, good and bad days, challenges, painful decisions, and lessons…
“Every courtroom sketch of Donald Trump looks like the Grinch had sex with the Lorax” —Colin Jost (He can call it a joke if he likes but holy shit truer words never spoken)
I grew up in yeehaw Texas raising chickens and hunting— this is still insane and you’re a sociopath.
We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping,…
Dear @KristiNoem Donald Trump is untrainable. He’s almost 78 and he still shits his pants. I hate him. Can you fix it for me? 🙏
Mitt Romney: "I strapped a dog to the roof of my car" Kristi Noem: "hold my beer"
Good morning to all you who didn’t shoot your puppy in the face.
Maga destroying Kristi Noem for killing her dog is hilarious to me because they love Trump even though he tried to hang Mike Pence and he was a good boy
It’s hard to compete with this
This is Frank. Frank is a terrible hunting dog. I didn’t kill Frank and dump him in a gravel pit. I just stopped taking him hunting. Because I’m not a fucking monster.
Hasn't been a good controversy on this website in a while, thinking of tweeting a photo of my kids strapped into their carseats.
Welcome to adulthood: you’ll be trying to lose 10lbs for the rest of your life.
📌Biden should address the nation tonight and say this: "Now that there is a very real possibility I have unlimited powers, and can do whatever I want, I will be using these powers to appoint a brand new Supreme Court, and thank the former justices for their duty."
@Mlla781 So much cleaner than my “I didn’t ask for a colonoscopy!” when tailgaters are on my ass.
(Showing up for a keynote) Oh you didn’t need to wear a tie, we’re pretty relaxed around here Me: My suit jacket is smooth and kind of shiny. Twitter fashion guy told me I have to.
My anti depressant literally made me dance in the streets every day, but my friend hated it, so one one size definitely does not fit all
Antidepressants don't make you not depressed; they make you numb [which, in some cases is extremely valid to want that]. That's my take
Since I'm now using this website to pitch myself on TV shows, I would also like to play Melissa Schemmenti's mother on "Abbott Elementary." If you see Quinta Brunson, please tell her.
What position is it in soccer where my kid tries to find a four leaf clover?
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