Bionic B!tch Ass 🇺🇦 @Millsypop
“The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.” Karl Kraus Bionica Joined March 2009-
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I like to imagine my fellow #Delaniacs eating their microwaved hot pockets and drinking a Fanta while trying to solve today's puzzle.
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When did Katy Perry become Elon Musk's go-to PR shill? thedailybeast.com/obsessed/when-… via @thedailybeast @lurabardley
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Sometimes someone writes something quite sad or moving on this website, attempting human connection, a reprieve from the loneliness of their life, reaching out to anyone who will hear them and underneath will be a single message back... nudes in profile.
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Even Ted Bundy and Jeffrey Dahmer had family members at their trials.
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Well, I see CNN has brought back Jeffery Toobin to handle the Pecker story.
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Isaac Hayes at Stax Records, Memphis, Tennessee (1971)
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Oh I get it now: We are Rome and the Republicans are the Visigoths that plunge civilization into the Dark Ages.
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Happy Disinfectant Injection Day to those who celebrate.
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I'm just going to leave this on the table for you all.
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Happy 4/20 from Griffith Park!
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When you hit 88mph in the Cybertruck you travel back to apartheid South Africa
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@Millsypop The next civil war will be a lot shorter
It's easy to reach "capacity" when you block the public from the first 5 rows.
Biden only had to beat one challenger, Dean Phillips, to win the 2024 nomination. Back in the real world, some of us had to beat out multiple cousins to inherit our multinational publishing businesses. by A.G. Sulzberger
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This is what presidential immunity looks like
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lol it was mid thats why I knocked it down
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So cute 😭
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