Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

Wrote RUSSIAN NAZI TROLL BOTS, #AmWriting 2nd. Music reviews at https://t.co/h5oYvzWCx2. Mastodon: esaeger@universeod. #CloseTheCIA. DM for press inquiries. amazon.com/Eric-Saeger-eb… Manchester, NH Joined February 2009

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

24 minutes ago

According to Citizens Bank research, college graduates under 35 spend nearly 1/5 of their income to pay off student loans, which, on average, take 21 years to pay fully. How does that make for a "better trained workforce?"

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

4 hours ago

I have a low lazy voice and sound befuddled when someone calls me on the phone, and because people can't detect my total disinterest, every single time, the person at the other end apologizes for "waking me up" when they should just comfort me for having to talk on the phone

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

24 hours ago

Sorry, I can't take RFK Jr seriously. I think that what happened was he took a little break from doing boring rich people shit for an hour in order to talk to some kooky neighbor lady who reads Weekly World News, and now here we are with the dumbest Kennedy ever

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

a day ago

Having lots of random good stuff happening to me today, sure, I'd be down with that

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

2 days ago

Nooo no no no no! OoOO hoo! I'll tell you once mo'! Before I get off the flo'!

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Armchair Commie @Home_Mentions

2 days ago

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Richard Browne @rpwbrowne

4 days ago

Best take yet.

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

2 days ago

Dark money has destroyed US politics. Imagine you always wanted to own your own thoroughbred horse farm, but you can't afford it. That's the kind of thing Sinema and Manchin get out of selling out millions of people and letting them die from poor healthcare and low wages.

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

2 days ago

When I can't sleep I don't count sheep, I imagine being in a domed planetarium looking up at a stunning midnight view of the Orion Nebula while a bunch of economists chat about boring stuff they don't even understand and the AC is humming and I just ate an entire angel food cake

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Polar Nerd @Polar_Nerd

3 days ago

Hey, Voyager 1 woke up and is talking again. Everyone thought it was dead for good. cnn.com/2024/04/22/wor…

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May Smith ☮️ @MarySmithfx

3 days ago

Jill Stein should be the Democratic Party’s nominee, but we’ll never get a candidate who will stand up for people and the environment if Trump gets in.

Jason Call 🇵🇸 Green Party WA02 JillStein2024 CM @CallForCongress

3 days ago

Jill Stein should be the Democratic Party’s nominee, but we’ll never get a candidate who will stand up for people and the environment if Trump gets in.

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

3 days ago

"Um! I'd like to speak to someone who knows wtf they're doing!" >=(

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

3 days ago

Food insecurity, old people living in cars, real estate hoarding by vulture capitalists, advanced-education apartheid. The Clinton Democrats are allowing neoliberalism to reach its all-out extermination phase. We are all Gazans.

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

3 days ago

*At the job interview, sitting in uncomfortable silence with the HR manager while waiting for the first interviewer* So do you think brontosauruses tasted like chicken and that's why tyrannosauruses ate them

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gaijingirl2004 Bronx Leftist/Green. 🦺 🇵🇸✡️ @gaijingirl2004

4 days ago

Omg, yes!!!

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Pelham @Resist_05

4 days ago

BOYCOTT BABY KILLERS…🇵🇸💔

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

4 days ago

Humans just aren't like any other mammals. Our fetish for inflicting mindless, needless cruelty on any beings that have less power than us is so ingrained and always ready to kick in at a moment's notice. It's not just capitalism, it's that we have sociopathic traits in our DNA.

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Eric Saeger, Obscure Author & Rate-Limited Goblin @esaeger

4 days ago

The Fed should lower interest rates to increase jobs & force businesses to compete. Biden could either fire Jerome Powell or rail against the Fed's high rate. Instead he "predicted" a rate cut this year. That's your "October surprise." All this economic pain is unnecessary.