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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

Smart enough to know how awkward I am 😬 Boy mom and wife, so I’m literally surrounded by balls - even the dog is a boy! 😂 I bleed Maize and Blue 💙💛〽️ twitter.com/search?q=from:… Michigan Joined June 2017
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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

23 hours ago

QT with a poster you had on your wall as a teenager. Faith No More was my favorite band in high school. Too bad I didn’t save the poster, it’s $200 on Amazon right now 😂

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Flynn Unbound @FlynnUnbound

a day ago

QT with a poster you had on your wall as a teenager. Faith No More was my favorite band in high school. Too bad I didn’t save the poster, it’s $200 on Amazon right now 😂 https://t.co/62zjMaTsTv

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

2 days ago

Finn’s impression of a baby seal 🦭

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

2 days ago

Everyone dries off like this when they get out of the shower, right?!?!

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

3 days ago

Me: I’m ordering new sheets for your bed, what color do you want? 16: Black I guess. Hubs: Are you sure?? A darker color will show white stains. Me: what the hell?! Are you serious right now?!? Hubs: I MEANT DROOL!! I MEANT DROOL!!!! 16: You guys are so weird. 😳🤭😂

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🖤 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓭 𝓑𝓪𝓭𝓪𝓼𝓼 🖤 @Beard3dBadass

3 days ago

Today's shout out is @cw_fudge the guy always is shouting out but I have noticed that not many give him one. He's a hell of a guy, a fellow new yorker, always defending his people and a total sweetheart. Give him a follow and go show him some love today.

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

3 days ago

Today my parents would have celebrated their 56th wedding anniversary. This day has always been special, bc as great as my parents were individually, they were even better together. I’m happy my Dad found love again, but today I’m just reminded of what we’ve both lost 😔💔

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

3 days ago

Plus Jenkins at #49, Sainristil at #50 and Junior Colson at #69 💛💙〽️

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

4 days ago

BEST. CLIP. EVER. 😂😂😂

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College Football Report @CFBRep

5 days ago

BEST. CLIP. EVER. 😂😂😂

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Local Man @Whoabot

5 days ago

when she asks “is it in yet”

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Jackson @kerouac741

5 days ago

What base is it when you make the outer ring of her circle?

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Michigan Moments @UofMMoments

5 days ago

JJ McCarthy to a division rival fucking hurts man. Best of luck to him of course

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

5 days ago

Some of the moms of the players waiting to be drafted look so young, I can’t tell if it’s the mom or the player’s girlfriend 😬🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

5 days ago

Yup! 😂

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Thomas Casale @TheTomCasale

5 days ago

Yup! 😂

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

5 days ago

View from a security camera in Detroit 😳 I love the draft, but nothing about that looks fun. I’ll enjoy it from the comfort of my couch!

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

6 days ago

11: Can I watch this video on YouTube, its about [blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah]. Me: If I say yes, will you stop telling me about it?!

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⚾️SurroundedByBalls🏈 @KMDgoBlue

6 days ago

11 has decided that shirts with graphics on the back are really cool, so for the past few days he’s been wearing his t-shirts backward 🤦🏼‍♀️😂🤷🏼‍♀️

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HockeyMan @hockeymandude

6 days ago

me: can never throw out the extra packet of bbq sauce or honey mustard from fast food restaurants because my grandma taught me never to waste. also me: has 30 bbq sauces and honey mustards in my fridge door dating back to 2021.

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