SSGoodGirl @USSGoodGirl
California Conservative* Married Forever* Dramatic AF* I’m not explaining the joke* California, USA Joined April 2009-
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Guy at Winco crashed his cart right into my ass.
Wearing my Little House on the Prairie hoodie to Costco.
Meanwhile @USSGoodGirl house …
I stopped the video after the “Corelle”seasoning 😭😂
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I would go to a baseball game for this….
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I have to brush my hair and do something with my face.
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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I have entered the kids’ bathroom, pray that I don’t get Ebola in here. 🙏🏼
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14K Followers 4K Following I'm snarky, sarcastic, cynical & bitchy. Raging skeptic. Devil's advocate. Bitchilante. Anti-DM. 100% THAT witch. Powered by Grey Goose.Flinnie @flinnie
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28K Followers 3K Following Gobbledegook is doubleplus ungood. Stoichiometric. Unique taco. Undiluted joy. Chanclish expert. The capybara of hostesses. ░C░H░A░N░C░L░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░cactus girl 🌵 @cactusncookies
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2K Followers 4K Following Banned again. What are the libs at Twitter afraid of? No porn/social influencers/crypto.@USSGoodGirl So basically you distracted him with that, what is known as target fixation? 😂
@USSGoodGirl @sisterinferior @KiKi1185 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
@sisterinferior @KiKi1185 @USSGoodGirl You’re so right.
@USSGoodGirl @KiKi1185 You’re welcome. 😂
@KiKi1185 @lori_socal Nobody can be trusted with this much power. Especially not @KiKi1185 and @USSGoodGirl
@USSGoodGirl It’s the key word we use because it jump starts the schlong 😊
@abranovi Or to @USSGoodGirl. Trust me on this.
Why did Kristi Noem, a seasoned politician for crying out loud, publish that self damming revelation about her dog. That’s almost as bizarre as the act she confessed to.