Dan Schwab @KeyToons
Cartoonist, stand-up comic, screenwriter, Freshmaker. Creator of The Key West Funnybook. Key West, FL Joined April 2009-
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@Michell33650674 I was hoping there was another, different article. But, no... same fucking Palast piece. I want this to be true, but what's the point anymore? Horse already left the gate, now that horse entered our banks, and is horse-fucking everything up.
@DeborahMeaden @BlueWizzard YOU'RE ASKING TWITTER IF SOMETHING IS TRUE???
@ShadowRiderTed @Michell33650674 Oh... then look outside your bubble then.
@jbjk216 @davidhogg111 The only thing that would threaten you is an above 5th grade-level book.
@JayRogers24 @ssikfandk @StephenKing Kind of you to assume he can read...
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.@SecDef Hegseth says he doesn’t know if Russia invaded Ukraine. This you?
@_SamStClair_ @acnewsitics They're making sure eatery owners can't be sued for taking worker's tips. That's what's going on.
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@myvoice69 @realAlex_Doge Pretty sure he's 12.
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