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i don’t care if every taylor album is a lyrical masterpiece from start to finish or sounds similar to some of her other albums. i like her music and it makes me happy and i think some of you are miserable.
I had pictures of him in my locker I’m not kidding
I had pictures of him in my locker I’m not kidding
how it feels to drop a "my boyfriend" into conversations at work even if it's relevant
This is my body type
I'm realizing as I get older that I love a party (n.) but I don't like to party (v.).
The best workout music should make you delusional. I do one crunch and I’m like “damn Megan Thee Stallion and I actually have a lot in common”
the older I've got, the more I've seen outspoken women be treated as liabilities. People think it's cute as a young woman but eventually you look around and realize anyone who speaks out is slowly laid out to the proverbial corporate pasture. Hopefully someday that's not the case
the older I've got, the more I've seen outspoken women be treated as liabilities. People think it's cute as a young woman but eventually you look around and realize anyone who speaks out is slowly laid out to the proverbial corporate pasture. Hopefully someday that's not the case
Happy Int’l Women’s Day, queen!! Here’s a 19% off coupon for a cream from an ad you clicked on once called “You Goo, Girl” that throws your vaginal PH balance off and was made with slave labor
Being bi means my bf and I both play this + he gets sad
Being bi means my bf and I both play this + he gets sad
Ike Barinholtz normie Jeopardy run having boygenius themed categories is proving once and for all that my life is a simulation
Ike Barinholtz normie Jeopardy run having boygenius themed categories is proving once and for all that my life is a simulation
Sorry I’m a few minutes late to this Zoom call. I was just writing a heartfelt letter to my firstborn child that will double as an Instagram caption when he’s born
why can designers make these goofy lookin oversized clothes but can’t make clothes for plus size ppl
there are so many roads to success in comedy! you could have gone to harvard, have a dad that works at NBC, or even be the child of a famous comedian
One time I cried in hs because the guy I was dating said this song was “okay”
One time I cried in hs because the guy I was dating said this song was “okay”
Y'all literally killed any place for kids to hangout that was affordable. Roller Rinks? Dead. Malls? Closing left & right Movies? $20+ for just a ticket. Legitimately what outlets have you given kids to enjoy themselves without spending a ton of money that's also a safe space?
Y'all literally killed any place for kids to hangout that was affordable. Roller Rinks? Dead. Malls? Closing left & right Movies? $20+ for just a ticket. Legitimately what outlets have you given kids to enjoy themselves without spending a ton of money that's also a safe space?
Aisha @aishamadeit
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3) It’s right there on the pages of these lyrics. She grew up in an asylum. Don’t forget she was a child star. She tells us that when you are a precocious child (to say the least), sometimes you never grow up (in some ways).
1) Does it matter that she’s a billionaire? The cooler-than-thou critics can’t seem to shake that context, and dismiss this work as a bit childish. How can she, at 34, still be singing about the same themes?
I learned today is that a boycott is called a boycott because an English land agent named Charles Boycott was in charge of collecting rent from Irish farmers and he was so unpopular that someone was like “alright, no one acknowledge he exists!” and everyone was like “bet!”
huge
bleachers opening their set at coachella: i am right on time also bleachers: gets on stage 5 minutes late
When the weather starts feeling like womxn in music pt. iii
you’re comparing an asylum to the gay club ofc the gay club is going to win everytime
enough time has passed
how to break it to this dude that he is dating the patti harrison character in a tim robinson sketch
know your gay history !!!
My name? Betty. My full name? Rebecca. My unreliable father’s name? Peter. My childhood bully’s name? Amy. I’m absolutely totally fine and emotionally stable