kaitlyn @kaitzeit
sr copywriter | busy with flowers + crafting | future better person | • BLM • she/her • kaitlynzeitler.com Kansas City, MO Joined December 2011-
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to remember that you are literally just some bitch is the ultimate expression of buddhist thought—to accept you are not distinct from the universe around you. to be just some bitch is to fracture the samsara
Really makes you wonder what these universities are so afraid of and it turns out the answer is, on at least one level, education
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
In the United States you can be acquitted of rape charges cause you raped so many women that too many women showed up to court to call you a rapist
I haven’t seen the U.S. government do something in the best interest of the population my entire life
“They’ll say we’re disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war.” Howard Zinn 1971
just try and do the thing you think you could love. you don’t even ever have to master it. we are all fools in love! It’s so fun over here!!
just try and do the thing you think you could love. you don’t even ever have to master it. we are all fools in love! It’s so fun over here!!
charlotte york they could never make me hate you
Sue's sister Jane here. I'm heartbroken to have to tell you all that this amazing human being passed away on Sunday. Sue wanted to say goodbye in her own words.
Had to put three miles in on a treadmill before I felt back in my body. More responsibility at work is truly for the birds.
I was a woman possessed. I spent about 80% of my time talking about how tired I am and the other 20% of the time, I was praying for someone else to bring it up so I could talk about it more.
charlotte was supposed to be the uptight, judgmental one but that’s actually Carrie
charlotte was supposed to be the uptight, judgmental one but that’s actually Carrie
wait... you... you're a girl... and you hate fruity cocktails and only drink beer .... you are one interesting chica.....
have I told Twitter I’m growing and designing our wedding flowers? because I’m growing and designing our wedding flowers.
starting a home improvement show called This Old Ass House
legal always has shit to say about our ads. well I have some shit to say about theirs
“Look between x and y on your keyboard” no thanks pal how about you look inward
had a terrible day but a small flower farm sent an extra dahlia tuber as a little surprise and oooh boy am I DELIGHTED
decided to stop freaking out about the insane vulnerability I will have to exercise to say my vows in front of 200 people and reframe it as a writer's dream: an audience forced to (at least pretend to) love something from my notes app.
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to remember that you are literally just some bitch is the ultimate expression of buddhist thought—to accept you are not distinct from the universe around you. to be just some bitch is to fracture the samsara
post yap clarity is crazy bcs why did i even say all that ..
i've watched enough modern kids movies now to die on the hill that pre-computer animation was 1000% more beautiful than the new age stuff
I haven’t seen the U.S. government do something in the best interest of the population my entire life
I have never looked this cool in my life
Law enforcement carry a pro-Palestinian protester at the University of Texas in Austin, Texas. Photo by Nuri Vallbona
if i've learned anything in my years in advertising when it comes to creative partners there is one that responds to your slacks and another that would never
me, a 35 year old in advertising
@kaitzeit Cherry limeade is so good and makes a good sleepy time mocktail if you add tart cherry juice!
Every once in a while there is someone who does a meme format so well that we have to retire the meme in their honor
@kaitzeit I always sleep on strawberry lemonade until I have one again and I’m reminded that it’s the gateway flavor for a reason
ok here’s the tea: Poppi: Cherry Limeade Doc Pop Grape OliPop: Rootbeer Cherry Vanilla Overall Poppi has better fruity flavors and OliPop has better soda dupes
got a boost in newsletter subscribers which will help me pay bills that I've been stressing out about, got some encouraging news from my literary agent, and despite the fact that I miss Rob so much right now and wish I could share all this news with him, i'm feeling hesitantly
the way I believe my therapist and I would be friends under different circumstances is probably how men feel when they think their hooters waitress is into them
I’ll tell you something right now. I’d rather burn my whole life down, than listen to one more second of this meeting that could’ve been an email.
Speak your experiences out loud. Not only does it help you, but it helps people you’ve never even met. I promise your ripple effect is bigger than you think.
You would last many hours, generations even, in the asylum that raised me. My parents are wonderful. Their home was loving. You should come by for dinner.