Aaron Konter @MyJewishGuilt
I don’t care unless you care then I definitely care aaronkonter.com Atlanta, GA Joined October 2010-
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I picked a hell of a time to read a holocaust novel
Devon Palmer is the greatest comedic mind of vine generation tiktok.com/t/ZPRwCYgL7/
Something odd you should know is that I am one of the 9 people Paris Jackson follows on TikTok. I don’t know why
"i used to be a young man, encumbered by nothing but my own youthful arrogance." my best writing is done in slacks to account execs that have nothing to do with anything
What do you think the audition process was like for the guy in The Mighty Mighty Bosstones who just dances
You would last many hours, generations even, in the asylum that raised me. My parents are wonderful. Their home was loving. You should come by for dinner.
Take all of my tender Put my dick in a blender Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion, Rendezvous then I'm through with Drew
Take all of my tender Put my dick in a blender Watch it spin round to a beautiful oblivion, Rendezvous then I'm through with Drew
Eastbound and Down is the best pilot of all time
That's not Mick Ferguson, that's my boss Rog, king of the slams
That's not Mick Ferguson, that's my boss Rog, king of the slams
find and create shareholder value, document, and share up the chain to senior leadership ASAP
find and create shareholder value, document, and share up the chain to senior leadership ASAP
Madame gazelle is like 150 years old I need the skincare routine
Me, after drinking one medium shaken espresso: I WISH YOU COULD EXTRA CAPITALIZE SOME LETTERS
This thread is a real treat
This thread is a real treat
This has been in my head for like 3 hours idk
Aisha @aishamadeit
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🇺🇦 David Griner.. @griner
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erika @yeeeerika
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Mary Buzbee @Mary_Buzbee
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brooke @stroznuts
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Aisha @aishamadeit
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R/GA @RGA
191K Followers 3K Following We design businesses and brands for a more human future. Tweets by @chapinc.
🇺🇦 David Griner.. @griner
41K Followers 12K Following Co-founder of @LadderOrg, a nonprofit working to make creative careers more accessible and inclusive.
erika @yeeeerika
4K Followers 3K Following sr art director. experimental artist. analog synthesizers are cool!! chaotic good. she/her.
Mary Buzbee @Mary_Buzbee
4K Followers 4K Following associate creative director ✸ co-founder of @ItsTheWorkshop ✸ @Adweek Creative 100 ✸ 🏳️🌈
baba lola @dotunbello1
4K Followers 2K Following advertising. and other shit I care about. remember to tip your sex workers.
brooke @stroznuts
4K Followers 1K Following chaotic good • copywriter & creative lead • prev: mlb, twitter, grey • she/her
Brian Revels @brevelsmusic
2K Followers 5K Following Georgia-born, New York-livin, California-sober songwriter | PRE-SAVE MY NEW SINGLE "ALL THE GOLD" NOW
ADWEAK @adweak
103K Followers 0 Following Want us to help promote your brand, new campaign, or whatever? Let's do it. email paul @ https://t.co/4VoxIeIIGJ
kaitlyn @kaitzeit
2K Followers 510 Following sr copywriter | busy with flowers + crafting | future better person | • BLM • she/her •
pantz @PoromaPant
3K Followers 4K Following CPG Creative Strategy @Pinterest 📌 // formerly creative - copywriter @x @ikea @bumble // 📕 https://t.co/7OwkbELk5K
Zoe Scaman @zoescaman
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Sara Falardeau @sjfalard
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jeeves @jeeveswilliams
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anna melissa 🍉✨ @annamelissa
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derek walker @dereklwalker
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b x t @benxtrinh
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Bailey Harris @Very_OnBrand
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My best friend just sent me this clip of Kim catrall youtu.be/nBmt2KN5tsY?si…
y'all we got all of our wedding pics back this weekend and i can't express how beautiful they came out! my girl really ate 😭 i feel so lucky!
@MyJewishGuilt I actually haven’t read a ton of Murakami. Only Kafka, Norwegian Wood, and Men Without Women (short attention span etc). What would you recommend i read next?
@MyJewishGuilt I need to re-read this again. It was my first Murakami book and wow it was kooky alright
@MyJewishGuilt He was an underage friend/roadie who wasn’t allowed in the venue unless he was “in the band”. The band vouched for him being in the band. Boss says he has to get up on stage if he’s in the band. He gets up and dances…. A legend is born.
Hall of Fame hater behavior if he was fighting paparazzi and angrily calling his daughter fat stone cold sober
Alec Baldwin reflects on nearly 40 years of sobriety, admits he does ‘miss drinking’ trib.al/FQDBiAP
breweries usually have the space and the right vibe for kids and dogs. go to a dive bar if you want to relax like an adult
STOP BRINGING YOUR KIDS TO BREWERIES IM TRYING TO RELAX
@inb4denn Hamas fights war by embedding itself among the civilian population. Weaving itself into critical infrastructure the public needs & using them as 🛡️s . IDF sends out mass warning texts ahead of air strikes. Is it perfect? No. But 🇮🇱 isn’t trying to rack up a high score on kills.
in retrospect this was a promotional stunt for Challengers huh
Bruh why is it 2am & this nigga got a Lemur twerking to Sexyy Red on Edgewood 😂🤣
@MyJewishGuilt He was probably an old school skanker who went to all their early shows, and maybe after they pulled him up on stage at a show or two, they turned him into their hype man?
Pay it forward is just a scam by big backward
my daughter is too scared to pee on toilets outside our house, but at the airport today we had success.... by squatting on the fake grass section for dogs...
have I told Twitter I’m growing and designing our wedding flowers? because I’m growing and designing our wedding flowers.
@NickMillerMusic We know who really wrote that tweet
One of the absolute worst takes I’ve ever seen
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