Magdalene J. Taylor @magdajtaylor
writer, sexual culture critic [email protected] magdalene.substack.com New York, NY Joined August 2009-
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my next essay will be about the undeniably horniest song ever released, “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang… and it may be my magnum opus
if my past few weeks on here have taught me anything it’s that a lot of you “Girls’ Girls” are virulently misogynistic but you just wait for women you perceive as not being Girls’ Girl enough to lash out at. y’all are secretly chomping at the bit to use misogyny as a punishment
jack donoghue is the forrest gump of our times
jack donoghue is the forrest gump of our times
few more from Peru last week
At this point in their lifecycle, very few people use #theapps to actually meet someone. It's basically more of an extension of public social media, like twitter or the early days of forums. An apparatus to collect "likes" and get pissed off at random strangers to feel something.
At this point in their lifecycle, very few people use #theapps to actually meet someone. It's basically more of an extension of public social media, like twitter or the early days of forums. An apparatus to collect "likes" and get pissed off at random strangers to feel something.
once again I am looking to talk with Gen Z/Millennial people who have used a travel agent, or are even just newly considering it! DMs open :-)
And, of course, full credit to @magdajtaylor and her article at the NYT: nytimes.com/2023/02/13/opi… Truly sorry the name was cropped from the image, a complete mistake and oversight - we apologize 🙏
sorry?
should I be getting paid for this
vaguely what my book is about
vaguely what my book is about
On an individual level, of course it’s fine for a happy couple to not have sex. But on a macro level, the rise of sexlessness mirrors the rise of loneliness, friendlessness and overall more time spent alone and sad. These things don’t exist in a vacuum. For that reason, I think…
this took me so long… yay 💕
this took me so long… yay 💕 https://t.co/LSVGAyHPNJ
Doing this for a year or two would be really good for a lot of you on here
Doing this for a year or two would be really good for a lot of you on here
i need this drink, a virginia slim, a landing strip, a bellybutton piercing, black heeled sandals and a french tip mani pedi
Peru also loves Pisco and mysterious liquors I’m unable to name at this time 😔
Peru also loves Pisco and mysterious liquors I’m unable to name at this time 😔
I’m in Lima at a bar hearing a cover band so good I’d straight up consider flying them up to NYC for my wedding
LIFE IS NOT EASY FOR SEXY GIRLS...
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Who wore it better?
The dearth of Bloodhound Gang scholarship is an indictment of our culture.
my next essay will be about the undeniably horniest song ever released, “The Bad Touch” by Bloodhound Gang… and it may be my magnum opus
I’ve been known men like when you dress queer but I didn’t know they like when you dress like a stud
Women that dresses like this❤️❤️❤️❤️
a dude in london going through the trouble of importing an early 2000s tahoe has more passion and lust for life than I could ever imagine
what am i laying my eyes upon
Is there another artist that has been simultaneously as mocked and as emulated as Lana Del Rey
Today is Aimee's birthday! 🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍😍🥳🥳🥳🥳🎂🎂🎂🎁🎁🎁🎈🎈🎉🧁🧁🍰🍰🎶🎶💞💞💕💖💖🎊🎊🎺🎺🤸♀️✨🥳❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🎁🎁🎁🎁🎂🎂💞💞🧁🧁🥳🥳🥳Happy Birthday Aimee!!!😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥❤️❤️❤️❤️🥹🥹🥹😍😍😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵😲😲😲😲😳😳😳🔥🔥🔥🔥🚒🚒🚒🚒👩🚒👩🚒👩🚒❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵💖💖💖❤️❤️🥳🥳🥵🥵
Start your Saturday morning with some nightclub bathroom sex and chain restaurant intimacy from my debut novel, Scumbag Summer. Thank you, @malsmart.
Off The Record with Jillian Luft: Feel I'm On Top Again open.spotify.com/episode/3tNuWE…
me when i don’t get a text back:
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Maximally alpha sign, Leominster, Massachusetts @ElectionLegal
@magdajtaylor wow you really put those hiking pants to work 💅
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mexico city uber going so hard on the nirvana discography on this rainy day…...feels like home!
The new Darkthrone album just dropped, and you can read all about it in Salvo! Fenriz is a man of many opinions about many things (Cryptic Slaughter, emails, animal rights, soccer, and the list goes on) and he was happy to share plenty of them here: salvo.ghost.io/fenriz-darkthr…
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