Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79
Not associated with the Federal Reserve. Financial Parody and sarcasm, control of the world’s liquidity. Not investment advice linktr.ee/notjeromepowell Joined January 2010-
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Just took care of it. They ain’t getting a penny from me
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Real Government inflation: numbers:
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Arriving to Leaving the casino: the casino:
This is all we want as men
The Fed trying to fix the economy
Q4 2023 Q1 2024 GDP: GDP:
Jerome Powell after looking at last GDP print
The market after the last GDP report
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@alifarhat79 "Maybe it's not the economy that's inflated, maybe it's just you being inflated." -The Fed.
We need more cops like this
@alifarhat79 I guess you come up with weak jokes Jerome 🤣. Now stop trying to fix the economy you just made it worst
@alifarhat79 You should do a self-improvement space!
@alifarhat79 How many buttons are they tying to press?
@alifarhat79 I mean, it is Mrs. Janet also driving it...
@alifarhat79 Jerome you like Christmas trees on your car it reminds you of happy times
@alifarhat79 Ooooh all the pretty lights 😍‼️
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@alifarhat79 So true. When I was sick with leukemia I would have given up anything to have my health back. I needed to see your post today. I can really get caught up in some really stupid stuff and forget about how fortunate I am. All the promises I made if God would let me live. Like…