Anna Lucero @AnnaLu312
she/her, Latina, atheist, feminist, anti-racist, 🌈 ally. STAY FAT, WEAR CROP TOPS ✌🏻 Chicago Joined January 2011-
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I know what I want for my birthday
I know what I want for my birthday
All day I’ve been thinking, “did I have plans for August 8th? Is it someone’s birthday?”…. Oh right, today is DMB Doo Doo Day #ChicagoHistory #davematthewsband #Chicago blockclubchicago.org/2023/08/08/dav…
This is probably a medical situation but I would also accept a Macbeth-at-the-banquet style haunting
This is probably a medical situation but I would also accept a Macbeth-at-the-banquet style haunting
men hate barbie margot but they sure loved mentally ill pigtails in an abusive relationship margot
Why is he dressed like a stage manager? When I say “thank you, five” I don’t want any confusion on if I mean “minutes” or “feet tall”
The lady will have a beef fizz.
Empowered women empower women
Empowered women empower women
The way y’all are roasting these submerged billionaires is exquisite! A.I. could never
I’m not religious but I do respect Jesus as a gay icon. HAPPY EASTER🐣💐🥚
It's Election Day, Chicago!! Let's hit the polls and vote for @Brandon4Chicago for a Better, Stronger, Safer Chicago #BrandonIsBetter #GirlIGuess
It's Election Day, Chicago!! Let's hit the polls and vote for @Brandon4Chicago for a Better, Stronger, Safer Chicago #BrandonIsBetter #GirlIGuess
I’m filling my home with these candles! Fats unite!
I’m filling my home with these candles! Fats unite!
Riots not diets, ladies #InternationalWomensDay
Talking about transgender people during your standup special is not mandatory actually
I wonder how many names they thought of for the Eiffel Tower before they named it after the 3-way sex position
When women tell women that men are dangerous they’re called misandrists, when men tell women that men are dangerous they’re called fathers.
I’ve actually known some pretty funny men. Even though I don’t relate to what they’re talking about, I think it’s good to give them a chance.
I have to come clean: I don’t know if it’s “zip zap zop” or “zip zap zup”
Brooke Breit @brookebreit
6K Followers 1K Following creative director @jackboxgames (directed Job Job, Roomerang, Dodo Re Mi) - second city etc alum and other comedy stuff- flower on @MagicTavern
Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
Matt Drufke @IHateMattDrufke
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Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal
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Stephen Sajdak @stephensajdak
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Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
26K Followers 995 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.
Kyna @KJintheCity
569 Followers 973 Following Producer/Host of This One Woman (All opinions are my own) she/her
Jane @DMtAz8g4R6xPf
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5 Followers 1K Following A scholar is like climbing a mountain. He will gain height by moving. It is like sleeping for a long time, and he will gain strength after a long time.
Barbara @barbara_stoker7
244 Followers 3K Following
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Leona Lee @FleurDeLeeArt
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Kelly Levander @klevander_3
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Daniella @DaniellaMazzio
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Jerry Magic @JerryMagic1
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Vicki @vickihall43
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Hoan Huynh (Hahn Win) @HoanDHuynh
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Kim Eifert @KimberlyEifert
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Auntie Pasta @Julief125
956 Followers 313 Following I watch a lot of TV & talk a lot of shit. All of the daddy issues of a stripper, but none of the dance moves. Always overemotional & underdressed.
Rose Chrissy @rose15chrissy
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Jennie Moore @moorejennie78
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less guns, more butte.. @cyclopticcake
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Ted Lindsay @TedLindsay18
72 Followers 279 Following
Gadfly @CarolAMjoseth
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Chris Pagnozzi @chrispagnozzi
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Megan Brown ♀️♉.. @MsBrown63
90 Followers 461 Following Woman,Mother,Activist Works for Chicago Cubs⚾️ Works for Live Nation 🎶
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awareness rating zero @Houmais4Lovers
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caleb hearon @calebsaysthings
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman
200K Followers 4K Following Year round iced coffee drinker. Stand-up special "People Pleaser" out now. Previously: Last Week Tonight, Mrs. Maisel, Head Writer/EP Desus & Mero.
Brooke Breit @brookebreit
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Erica Rhodes @ericarhodes
137K Followers 147K Following I like the ocean & coffee. My second album, Ladybug out now on iTunes.
Matt Drufke @IHateMattDrufke
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Tim Baltz @tim_baltz
19K Followers 1K Following Joliet, IL public school | Righteous Gemstones @hbo Shrink @peacock | Hey Randy @comedybangbang | SC/iOChicago | 🇺🇸🇫🇷 | IG @tim.baltz
Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker
202K Followers 5K Following Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. Wrote a book about games and now writing another. Newsletter: https://t.co/9mOMgDuvfv Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
Brian Stack @BrianStack153
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Becca O'Neal 🍒 @becca_oneal
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ashley ray🍦ice cre.. @theashleyray
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Threepeat Emmy Winner.. @wtflanksteak
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Stephen Sajdak @stephensajdak
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Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
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Chris Redd @Reddsaidit
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Chris Estrada: Ontari.. @ChrisEstrada85
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Daniel La Spata @DanielLaSpata
5K Followers 513 Following Leader. Organizer. Neighbor. Alderman of the 1st Ward. Imperfect ally but trying to be curious, humble, and persistent. Follow @AldermanLaSpata for ward office.
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Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster
1.1M Followers 1K Following noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
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Matt Paxton @IamMattPaxton
15K Followers 4K Following Host of Legacy List with Matt Paxton and cleaner on #Hoarders, Speaker, Author & Podcaster. #legacylist #legacylistwithmattpaxton #downsizing #decluttering
Governor JB Pritzker @GovPritzker
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807 Followers 2K Following •voice practitioner•body lib/fat+ •she/they •BLM •singer •chicagoan at heart LA in residency•muppet lover
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Jason Selvig @jasonselvig
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NYC rat drags doughnut across subway tracks to share with rodent date, sweet video shows trib.al/9dO5Rds
Comedian DESTROYS Heckler By Editing Out All The Comebacks That Bombed and Keeping The Two Lines That Did Okay
Jim Jeffries drunk off his ass telling me I’m so ugly I could turn straight guys gay
what’s an interaction you had with a celebrity that was fucked up and evil
the ppl asking “you gave your mom money? does she even like you?” are scaring me! that woman doesn’t have money now because she spent it on making any dream i had come true! she gave up a career to start her own daycare cuz she didn’t like being away from me! she’d do the same!
every time I write an email I think: “you need to be professional. no smiley faces. no exclamation points. use big, smart words. you are so so brave” and then I’ll get a reply from some 60 year old VP named Mike that’s like, “thx. have a gr8 wknd! Get Outlook for iOS”
Last night I was at a patio restaurant where a man was playing live music and after an hour of my 2yo being the sole dancer / tipper he switched it over and started exclusively playing the wiggles. Sorry to everyone trying to have a normal night out, but that man is my hero.
my therapist had me a do a lil exercise and we had to create a scale of 0 to 100 and she needed me to give an example of what 0 would be in terms of feeling no discomfort/anxiety and i said “after doing a whippet” and then she wrote for what seemed like longer than those 4 words
they’re not coming back, they died from COVID
Seniors have stopped eating at Cracker Barrel, Olive Garden — and it’s not clear when they’ll come back trib.al/G7uvtvU
Charlie Kirk getting schooled by someone who actually understands history. 👏
We love spending time with our seniors! #Chicago
if they had this when i was 15 i’d be in jail
Went off my meds this summer because I felt like they were hindering my creativity and now all I have to show for it is a couple of moderately viral tweets and permanent, unrelenting dread. Anyway, don’t do that. Jumping back on today. ✌🏼
“if you give your mom the money, it’ll be an adult co-dependent relationship” isn’t a family just a bunch of adults you should be able to depend on? peak of the strike she sent me what she could for groceries. my brother helped me with rent. i help them too that’s family
Looking forward to this tomorrow night. Whatever it is we discuss…. Please sign up and donate to help all those craftspeople affected by the #SAGAFTRAstrike #WGA blcklst.com/wordbyword
Thanks to all who were a part of tonight's #WordByWord with @CallieKhouri + @britmarling. If you're feeling it, pls join us tomorrow for @BenStiller + @pattonoswalt. We may get to our theme, or we may not. Pls go to blcklst.com/wordbyword to sign up AND (please) to donate.
And we loved him very much, @BenStiller. They don’t make ‘em like that anymore. Jerry will be forever missed!
Chiming in here to say how much my Dad loved working with everyone on this show and how meaningful all those friendships were and are. #KingOfQueens @LeahRemini @KevinJames @pattonoswalt
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