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Yes, you live in a simulation. But you’re also a real guy. And the simulation is only running so we can examine your depressing and shameful inner life. Everyone here in the real world is laughing at you
Single guys live comfy spending under 30k/yr in basically any city barring LA SF NYC etc, but the instant they get a girlfriend 100k feels impoverished. Add in kids and you're clipping coupons at 250k EVEN AFTER your girl agrees to quit her weekly accupuncture and hot yoga…
Single guys live comfy spending under 30k/yr in basically any city barring LA SF NYC etc, but the instant they get a girlfriend 100k feels impoverished. Add in kids and you're clipping coupons at 250k EVEN AFTER your girl agrees to quit her weekly accupuncture and hot yoga…
Go ahead. Post another asylum I wouldn’t last an hour in. Tell me to look between two fuckin letters on my keyboard. Come up with a woke way to call me antisemitic for being against police violence. Call me gay for having straight sex.
floating flaming skulls are always flying towards people. honestly, if i saw a burning skull flying in front of me and it didn't zoom towards my vision, i'd freak the fuck out
went to buy cigarettes and the guy behind the counter looked at my ID and said “oh youre from the 1900’s, u good” HUH??? 💀💀💀
Periodic reminder to check to see if your acquaintances have been possessed by using Kitsune no Mado 狐の窓 "Fox Window" Bend your fingers as shown and look through the hole. This will eliminate any magic and you will see a person's true form (human or fox-disguised-as-human)
People always ask me what accounts for my serenity. They say, Abby, your spirit is like a still pond topped with scum that hasn't been disturbed in yonks. To what do you owe your sense of inner peace? The answer is simple. I pretend that I am the rat off the Ninja Turtles.
[as I drop a 2000 pound bomb on a hospital] protesters of this have gone too far
Arguing with strangers on the internet is like yelling at a parking meter. I mean, I still do it sometimes, but nobody wins.
hot gamer tip! all fountain drinks at fast food restaurants are free. just dig through their trash when no one's looking and fish out an empty cup with your filthy fucking hands. they can't get mad at you if you're using one of their cups, probably.
it sucks to suck and know that your parents suck and that you didn't even grow up as poor as you thought you did and not have any sort of defense mechanism against being mediocre but i think we shouldn't steal away autism when narcissism is right there on a silver platter.
where is this like tutorial press X to jump part of life these guys keep talking about. Starter jobs starter homes starter apartment. Average cost of a home in US is about half a million. Median for an existing home is about 400k after closing fees etc. press B to kiss my balls.
where is this like tutorial press X to jump part of life these guys keep talking about. Starter jobs starter homes starter apartment. Average cost of a home in US is about half a million. Median for an existing home is about 400k after closing fees etc. press B to kiss my balls.
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Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂 Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
Cant wait to have kids & show them the games I played as a youth. Like “assassins vs warlocks” which consisted of all the other kids beating me ‘til I was unconscious. I was the warlock, you see, and tho my powers were meager I was still responsible for all the woes in my village
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I said it before and I will say it again - it is a weird feeling to be so embarrassed of having graduated from my Alma mater Columbia University. My kids and my money will never go near any of it. It’s just a mothership for hate. Shame on the entire god damn university.
the rent here is cheap in a manner of speaking and the people are all chomping at the bit to do another holocaust but honestly if you're up for the vibes of an incestuous small polish town ran entirely by the italian mafia then it's basically paradise,
here's something i learned from my mom when she was 34 and had to placate a 6 year old that i'm now going to use as the backbone for an ethics,
Single guys live comfy spending under 30k/yr in basically any city barring LA SF NYC etc, but the instant they get a girlfriend 100k feels impoverished. Add in kids and you're clipping coupons at 250k EVEN AFTER your girl agrees to quit her weekly accupuncture and hot yoga…
A $100,000 SALARY NO LONGER BUYS YOU A MIDDLE-CLASS LIFESTYLE. HERE’S WHY IT COSTS SO MUCH MORE NOW. (Market Watch) David Sweede and his wife pay $2,900 a month to rent a house near his parents in his hometown of Chesapeake, Va. The house is, in his words, “not that nice.” Child…
y'all better come see us tonight in nyc!!! cus it fucking suuuuucks to get to nyc on tour LOL but y'all can make up for that by coming to our show - i know it'll prob suck for you to get there too bc it's in chelsea but bear with me... bear with me.. hear me out.. it's gonna rock
Messages of support and strength from Rafah to the student movement ❤️ this is who we fight for
it’s so fucked up how the gas station has a second nozzle of gasoline your car isn’t allowed to drink just to tempt you. let me give him the forbidden beverahe you cowards
This is like the Amazon doorbell thing. You have like 50% of people who are furious amazon doesn't ring their doorbell when they deliver a package, and another 50% that have dogs/babies who are furious when amazon does ring their doorbell, there's literally no winning here.
and i just want to say fuck my uber driver, i bawled my eyes from the beginning of the trip to the end and this guy wore his headphones as soon as i started crying.
If you don't think there's a decent group of people who would lose their minds if they were breaking down and a driver tried to talk to them about it, you have a very very limited set of experiences in life lol
Justin Bieber and Joe Biden have the same initials….. coincidence????
I’ve had a couple people who have seen me tell me I look like Aella (I do) and it’s fairly flattering but also funny because I’m kind of the bizarro Aella on here, like I have the exact opposite lifestyle but the same basic, like, vibe about stuff?
Lots of posts about Civil War have been like “it’s so politically incoherent” and I was like “okay there’s no way it’s *that* bad I’m sure I can ignore it” but it really is that bad. It’s worse actually. It’s like if Crash (2004) was a war movie lmao
wtf kinda jobs do yall have where you can pick fruit & make bread from scratch at 10 am & do pilates & spend $20 on a smoothie bowl on a daily basis?? i work a 9-5 & all i can do is maybe workout, have an hour to myself, then sleep.
Kids imagine everyone who outcompetes them in America’s academic treadmill broke their own soul grinding from 4-18. In reality they had school romances, rank 45 in Halo’s MLG playlist, 2100+ rating in arenas, debates in online forums, & whatever else captured your attention.
You can blame schools for being stifling and boring and failing these gifted students if you like but the kids who succeed at the stifling and boring schoolwork have an advantage over the kids who don't in real life.
funny how the most reliable way to build wealth in this country is what this guy did (college -> white collar job -> spouse with job -> buy house -> 401k/IRA) but theres an industry of idiots on here trying to convince you it’s the worst option in favor of crypto and bs courses
One of the most disturbing videos I've ever watched