Excellent driver, computer engineer @misandrism
Haven't had a gay thought since 2017, it's fully resolved. oneworldornone.com hell and jail Joined March 2014-
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I want to put it on my beautiful girlfriend’s finger
I want to put it on my beautiful girlfriend’s finger
The love between a somewhat autistic boy and a girl who was homeschooled is unbreakable,pure white like milk, ever-expanding like the sun
a sticker i drew for someone at a show, they said they wanted a magic tiger.
Im leaving the computer and im never coming back
{scrolling the TL} @ daobservantfratboy: when the homie who doesn’t really do nicotine is holding the Zyn awkwardly tight with his lip <<<< me: Yessirrr haha! We definitely all got that one homie, that’s true. Let’s see another one {scrolls} @ into_the_foid: Nothing sadder…
If you google elijah wood net worth it just says “Priceless little man”.
reporter: your shirt says “logged in, no justice” can you explain that? 90s cyperpunk: they hate you when you are on the computer
Just finished my daily workout (Phonecall with boyfriend), 5 sets giggling + kicking feet around for 20 reps, 2 sets rolling around in bed as he talks to me for 10 reps, 10 sets saying I love you i just love you so much, Smiling til failure
A few drafts that I’m probably never going to turn into actual posts: - Horny French guy “jacquing” off - Hispanic hitman named Orlando Las Vegas - Quirky heroin addict cooking up a batch with a spork - Guy named Al Cove - Pedophile tailgating a car with a baby on board sticker
Multiple truths can exist at once,no one gets this, it can be true that i am the primary suspect in a heinous crime with a messy scene, and equally true that i’m only trying to remove my fingerprints lately because i want to be perfect and completely smooth.
You should be forced at gunpoint to believe in it
You should be forced at gunpoint to believe in it
Rap lyrics im working on let me know what you think thanks. The sopranos, is not very good,aside from mulhollabd drive david lynch, is not very good, Gravitys rainbow, is not very good. Thanks lmk and btw my rap name is Babyface.
To be completely honestly man only 2 out of 10 dentists recommended this toothpaste but they both have quite esoteric taste and are always early on things that later become cult classics
Im watching hbo Girls with my boyfriend who’s always shirtless and he pointed at Adam driver and said, shirtlessly, Does this guy ever wear a shirt?
Not really my style to develop any complexes or whatever from my parents being shitty. To me that’s just some broad and some twink
My crush : i want a rly tall guy so our kids csn be athletes lol=) me;Yea, well actually height can be a hindrance to trampoline skills, Additionally i noticed our feet are both rather wide , perfect for absorbing more energy from jumping on the trampoline
matt @mattybtweets69
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Ali @haramcart
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Meat Boy @god_brane
9K Followers 574 Following minding mine own. @god_brane2 for twitch posts. boss @lilmeaties
Gunga @KingDad42
7K Followers 989 Following Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
Alita: Battle Angel s.. @punished_picnic
13K Followers 478 Following talk to your doctor to see if kissing my freaking ass is right for you
lil stinker @superlameballs
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The @DerekPutin
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fluent in fartgasm @suicidepussy
23K Followers 716 Following clumsily using chopsticks to eat kids menu tendies& french fries at Chinese restaurant & making gagging barf noises every time my date takes a bite of her sushi
Disgraced Meteorologi.. @STRONG_PlSS
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Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia
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Grey Cat 🇧🇷🏳.. @Turtle03201
378 Followers 2K Following He/Him/ 18/Autistic/Bi/Brazilian/ i support no side, only I/ no minors!! i draw sfw/suggestive and sometimes random stuff banner by @Ruxzinho1 Nsfw: @OpenFaf
Demon In The Shell @LittleVacaySpot
73 Followers 789 Following "A man's strength can be measured by his appetites. Indeed, a man's strength *flows* from his appetites." Perv, glutton, drinker, liar, cheater, thief, & gamer.
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theycallmejimpeen @theycallmejimp1
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Cipreste @cipreste0275
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ppppp @l22061792
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auveen o'neill @Auveenn
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pointer @schqwerl
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Devin Faddoul @devin_sami
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Gina @relocazione
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Dickie Greenleaf @lacanyewest69
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Anton Dewitz @AntonDewitz
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robo rasslin @RobotWrestling
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nicholas cappiello @StopMotionImage
755 Followers 663 Following My company is Stopmotionimages websites made by artists graphic design made to make you stop and look
❤️🔥 @RIVERDANCEFAN95
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rats @rats__2007
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lee @leelambia
995 Followers 223 Following *woman throws a drink in my face but i swallow it all perfectly*
Olive Garden Breadsti.. @welcum2og
74 Followers 619 Following Olive Garden 2: The All-You-Can-Eat Soup and Breadsticks Strike Back
Intuitivethinker @Intuitivethink6
43 Followers 103 Following anyone who loves their life in this world will lose it. while anyone who hates it will live it for eternal life
Garden Of Eve ☯︎ @bowelofsoup
0 Followers 194 Following people b saying things so definitively. like man I think it depends.
JibblyBibbles @bibbles_jibbly
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Bundas 🍑 @Bund4sBlow13s
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💿 @visuaIpond
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sabel @mellazabelle
88 Followers 214 Following 18 - going vegan because i have morals and im lucky enough to have the means to follow them
v*ctor @vizzore
204 Followers 599 Following 🦀🦂⚖️ | performance art | design | surrealism | infp | light weaver | neo-shaman | brujo | transhumanist | achillean | he/him
Luba @U6ryhfgvnLuba
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TK3000 @TonysullaTk3000
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Taylor 🏳️⚧�.. @FuchsiasDreams
114 Followers 665 Following 31, she/her HRT 08/23 3D VFX Artist, game dev, musician 💙rap, live djs, techno 🇩🇪🇷🇴
lumene @swordsofgold
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rneb @rnebbi
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j.n @jn98862720
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"the honorable" emily.. @emily_fisheye
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LambdaGear @LambdaGear
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violet (blogging) @holographiclcve
143 Followers 353 Following i tweet like a niche internet micro celebrity even though i am not one …..♐️♌️♎️ FREE PALESTINE
matt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I like
Ali @haramcart
19K Followers 820 Following
phage @clubmoss_
7K Followers 747 Following
Meat Boy @god_brane
9K Followers 574 Following minding mine own. @god_brane2 for twitch posts. boss @lilmeaties
Gunga @KingDad42
7K Followers 989 Following Mm, can't beat a Jolt Cola. 2x caffeine, twice the fun. Am I right. Or am I right?
Alita: Battle Angel s.. @punished_picnic
13K Followers 478 Following talk to your doctor to see if kissing my freaking ass is right for you
lil stinker @superlameballs
10K Followers 804 Following
The @DerekPutin
9K Followers 1K Following I like listening to heavy metal and respecting my friends.
fluent in fartgasm @suicidepussy
23K Followers 716 Following clumsily using chopsticks to eat kids menu tendies& french fries at Chinese restaurant & making gagging barf noises every time my date takes a bite of her sushi
Disgraced Meteorologi.. @STRONG_PlSS
10K Followers 193 Following
Joey Garcia @NotJosephGarcia
7K Followers 999 Following I have been diagnosed with severe pleasance. DM me to say hello!
Will Sennett @Senn_Spud
115K Followers 1K Following the warrior in the garden @pod197424 / @CloserLookPod
Umm smoker faggy @gwimbees
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furby hancock @furby_hancock
11K Followers 454 Following there's probably a lot of upsides to suffering that we just haven't thought of yet
Bill Nye the Reply Gu.. @BigBicNick
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lu(z)gubrious @TERRORCORES
694 Followers 2K Following i'm just like a straight man but as a lesbian. priv: @gaydbzamv
PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus
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Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
268K Followers 2K Following My life was a straight line before I met you, Jean Valjean
little linked lambs o.. @yyyyy_yyed
4K Followers 1K Following th e noxious breeze washing each morning's breast, the silken air swallowed every waking minute, the porous web of the sky, a chance encounter with a long-l
dimden @d1mden
20K Followers 410 Following イン ター ネ ット や め ろ ！ Website: https://t.co/oPVSvAFgSd Donate: https://t.co/AccKvScJ8l Discord: https://t.co/dM68Zbwom2
Super Cassette 🇵�.. @super_cassette
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Richard Siken @richardsiken
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Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury
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machine yearning engi.. @confusionm8trix
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Jessi Rihanna ❤️ @Jessi_Rihanna
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won the argument @NephewsRevenge
161 Followers 185 Following 2024 US voting plan: President - Iran, Vice President - DPRK, Secretary of State - Russia, Treasury - China
Ged/Sparrowhawk @ged_sparrowhawk
692 Followers 4K Following A body is (still, again, forever) defined only by a longitude and a latitude https://t.co/bvoxI8MtnF
Dopey The Dumbfuck @pete_irons87206
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Senator Mike Jones @MikeJonesSez
2K Followers 597 Following i am being mike i'm just a bunch of internet references in a trench coat He/Him
King Von Force Ghost�.. @RaceplayShawty
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Raven Lyn Clemens �.. @RavenLynClemens
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あーく @ARC_draws
92K Followers 2K Following Illust & fanart. You can contact me in DM or ✉️[email protected]. / 中文 / 日本語 / AI🚫 搬运🚫/
Chloe Cherry @_chloe_cherry_
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Wow. Renata Nyul, the VP of Communications for Northeastern University says — and i’ll quote her — “Kill the Jews” in this public email to a reporter.
response from Northeastern spokesperson Renata Nyul
I’m suffering from a very complex emotion that can only be described loosely as “wanting to talk to a particular person”
By having the exact perfect thought, one could unravel reality itself like a trifling knit sweater...
it’s insane how you can still see his heaving knockers in that billowing mumu
Nervous on a first date, jumping the gun and accidentally saying "Ah, lé piece de resistánce" when the waiter brings out the complimentary bread
Thinking about insects will radically alter any worldview or philosophy
Challengers? More like challenging… at least for me. Why were two boys kissing?
How strange it is to be anything at all.
simply epic. if you like jokes like this you may enjoy the podcast “ cum town” which not many people have heard of
The red one turns you into a retаrd, the blue one turns you into a fаggоt
I want to put it on my beautiful girlfriend’s finger
Meet planet J1407b. The planet with the largest Known ring system.
people who disapprove of lying simply do not have a storyteller's soul
@POTUS the IDF killed all the hostages already
@POTUS And what’s about Palestinian children?
@POTUS What about the 6000+ Palestinian hostages held in Israeli prisons, most of which are children held without trial for many years?
@POTUS Is a Palestinian child not a child to you?
Feminist men after a long day of being anti racist.
When I sing that Loona song, it makes you cry Family guy, we watch it every night And we both have a crush on Lois Griffin
I like chappell roan's music but this is like the least relatable lesbian lyric of all time sorry
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