cal50 @cal50
situationally funny & smart when nobody's looking. alt is @calshitty i'm a dude bsky.app/profile/cal50.… MIDWEST✈HELL Joined March 2009-
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going tens of thousands of dollars into debt to an academic institution that will put snipers on your head if they get sick of you is so american
Cops really think they should get to do whatever the fuck they want to anyone else, no questions asked, no justification needed beyond being cops. And half of each comments section (I hope not half the populace) consistently agrees with them.
Cops really think they should get to do whatever the fuck they want to anyone else, no questions asked, no justification needed beyond being cops. And half of each comments section (I hope not half the populace) consistently agrees with them.
me: i feel like i appreciate bladee more than i used to, and his new album is really good, but it's never stopped being weird to me that he's some swedish guy. we're just ok with that? my parole officer: pee into this cup dipshit
snapchat is more than twice as popular as twitter, that's so insane to me. that's got to be partially elon's fumble
snapchat is more than twice as popular as twitter, that's so insane to me. that's got to be partially elon's fumble
I'll never forget getting superrr high with hella people, turning on the TV and watching Columbine coverage live on CNN. #420buzzkill #sad
(it's not clear what i'm talking about but it is clear that i spend 19 hours a day on twitter and haven't seen another human being in days voice) some of yall are on here are making too many excuses for the egg poacher lady. like. bitch your house is on fire
Zoomed in high definition pictures of the frank is ridiculous
Zoomed in high definition pictures of the frank is ridiculous
it's time to listen to the famous album that's out tonight. that's right it's @cloudnothings
the ideal amt of time to look at twitter is long enough to shitpost but not long enough to know what people are subtweeting about
mcdonalds is one of the greatest restaurants of all time. their food is good and deserves to be taken seriously.
mcdonalds is one of the greatest restaurants of all time. their food is good and deserves to be taken seriously.
you are 60. you are 60 years old
you are 60. you are 60 years old
future is the greatest blues singer of all time, he was just born 70 years too late so he makes a different thing. that's why he's called that probably
Underworld - Born Slippy (Homer Simpson Vocal Mix)
the video of homer simpson singing 'born slippy' is so important to me
sure my high school graduating class has an MLB player and someone who works for harvard but on the other hand i'm good at posting
did anyone ever tell damon that the only blur song we know here is the woohoo song
did anyone ever tell damon that the only blur song we know here is the woohoo song
i am not loving that israel killing white people seems to be the public sentiment tipping point for some people who weren't too bothered by the thousands dead before. i know why, i did not just discover racism, but god it's disheartening
my favorite thing about this quote is that he says you can make a sandwich with cheese OR roast beef. my ass is not enjoying a cheese sandwich more than a big mac combo, i'm sorry mr. albini
my favorite thing about this quote is that he says you can make a sandwich with cheese OR roast beef. my ass is not enjoying a cheese sandwich more than a big mac combo, i'm sorry mr. albini
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Jacqueline @Horse_Jeans
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Liz Harvey @_lizharvey
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faboolah @azninthesun
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robert altdude @listenupnerds
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em!! 🇵🇸 @realemilyattack
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sapphic sylvia plath @mirrorreaper
804 Followers 538 Following she/her // damaged bad at best // 1/2 of @kornfedpod // 1312 // i am being targeted by the fbi operation known as COINTELPRO
''Steve'' @extranapkins
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woke stifler @Yelix
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matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince
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necromanced krabman @SquidDad
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Going to fall asleep on the couch in jeans at approximately 8:30 PM tonight
the DDR subreddit is the prime example of why Reddit is completely useless for subject matter experts and access to real communities around a topic. no good players post there, no friendships are formed there, and every single post makes you want to delete the entire website
I guess we just skipped the part of spring where you can have windows open to keep your house cool. I can’t keep the house below 80
They call that band the Walkmen because they’re from New York and are thus walking here
this cursed mural at the food court connected to my office building has been haunting me for over two years, and i’ve decided it’s well past time that it haunts you too
you read a book for an hour or two and suddenly the text rendering of your pocket computer looks sinister
I could listen to my wife talk aimlessly for the rest of eternity, until the sun burns itself out, until the heavens fall from the sky, and not even notice a minute had passed
My wife’s stories are like Grateful Dead songs. I literally applaud when she gets back to the point.
The arrests will continue until they can reverse these numbers
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The first trailer for Barry Jenkins’ ‘MUFASA: THE LION KING’ has been released. In theaters on December 20.
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Mfw 15 years on Twitter
Least surprising thing of all time, I love the new Bladee
we need to start giving people who lock files on soulseek the death penalty
38 y/o millennial woman with a half dozen harry potter tattoos poorly converted to helluva boss tattoos: so in my story industrial society's been reformed around summoning rituals. that's why everyone calls them "sacrificial sweeteners" now me, chained to a radiator: thats cool.
Spent the last half hour-45mins looking at pictures of sandwiches and burritos on my phone
My friend got dumped and keeps claiming that he’s going to make an amazing rollercoaster based on it. I don’t have to the heart to tell him how unlikely that is
ive seen ~3 posts recently that were like “oh… my terrible loneliness… i have destroyed my life by retreating into solitude…” look universe if youre trying to tell me something you have to do it through something other than tweets im not going to heed anything i see on here
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