Wanda Maximoff @walruslives40
Writer, social worker and other stuff. I usually use too many words to explain something. United States Joined April 2018-
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jk rowling, who strategically changed her name to make people believe she was male because she didn’t want to be affected by society’s perceptions of the gender binary, is mad at who now
I was on the edge of my seat!
Slept in my Nirvana t shirt, now it smells like teen spirit
Slept in my Nirvana t shirt, now it smells like teen spirit
@EricIdle Happy Christmas! My 15 yo son Luke had this on his Christmas list. It was pretty far up on the list, too!
If anyone sees this, I have a real question: is Die Hard inappropriate for an 11 yo who’s seen all the Marvel movies already?
Some people like me are so near-sighted that even with lasik I would still need glasses. I’m a -11 (for context, legally blind is considered -5). LASIK might (might) take me to -5, and I would still need glasses. So kindly shut the hell up.
Some people like me are so near-sighted that even with lasik I would still need glasses. I’m a -11 (for context, legally blind is considered -5). LASIK might (might) take me to -5, and I would still need glasses. So kindly shut the hell up.
I can’t believe I forgot this gem:
I can’t believe I forgot this gem: https://t.co/hqhJgcoyu9
I think we need an @LiZaOutlives for the Emmer speaker bid.
I think Joe Jonas overestimated how much the average person is Team Joe Jonas. I didn’t sit through 8 seasons of the most stressful poorly lit show to support that man.
I’m ashamed to admit that I didn’t discover this @EricIdle masterpiece until recently. Surreal, weird, hilarious … even a shout out to Madeline Kahn’s role in Blazing Saddles. I miss George . music.apple.com/us/music-video…
Can we get Jann Wenner trending for being a misogynistic, racist asshole please?
court is all like “place your non shit-wiping hand on this book of half-remembered ghost stories told by inbred winos and promise not to lie to this final boss cop in a goth prom dress.” ok sure man whatever you say.
Jason Aldean may not be tough enough to handle a little heat but you know who is? Malibu Barbie.
Disney should think about moving to Michigan! We’ve got the Great Lakes and human rights for all! Plus we are newly dubbed the anti-Florida. #teamantiFLa
Disney should think about moving to Michigan! We’ve got the Great Lakes and human rights for all! Plus we are newly dubbed the anti-Florida. #teamantiFLa
If I worked with Garfield and he tried pulling his “I hate Mondays” bullshit even once I’d sit his furry orange ass down and tell him to shut the fuck up - nobody “likes” Mondays. But we all find a way to get through. You aren’t fucking special. Your owner’s a dumbass
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@Brandon93Smith did you ever shoot a man just to watch him die
I asked my parents to name these celebrities. It didn’t go well
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@hakeemthatwhat Whenever I hear it this is what I think! Like they hate each other at this point
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Clarence Thomas hearing Trump's immunity case, when his wife Ginni was directly involved in efforts to overturn the 2020 election, tells you everything you need to know about the Supreme Court's new code of "ethics." It's a sham.
@AMAZlNGNATURE He ate vikings?