Carlos @txiokatu
Travel, food, drink. Spanish speaker. Gym rodent. Joined February 2021-
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This bitch can’t get into a fight without saying “where’s my lip gloss?” He’s not touching anybody.
This bitch can’t get into a fight without saying “where’s my lip gloss?” He’s not touching anybody.
“Did that thing say ‘LIQUID ASS’?”
POV: you’re the scientist that discovered rings around Uranus
Ben Collins after becoming the head of The Onion
Gives the entire game away.
A soldering iron
Im shocked, SHOCKED I tell you
Im shocked, SHOCKED I tell you
“She’s good but she’s not black so it doesn’t count”
“She’s good but she’s not black so it doesn’t count”
“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”
“The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed”
The ruins of Madinat al-Zahra, a palace-city built by the first Umayyad Caliph, Abd al-Rahman III in the tenth century.
The castle of Almodóvar del Río. For you game of thrones fans, this was House Tyrell’s castle, Highgarden
Friend: “my wife and I decided a long time ago to never go to bed angry. We have been up since Saturday.”
Prison Mitch @MidnightMitch
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Ahmed Al Asliken 🕋.. @assliken
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Jon 🔬 @JonnyMicro
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Sarah 🥨 @cosmopterix
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LB @beyondreasdoubt
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e-beth @ebeth360
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kaitlin @thefactualprep
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(•_•) @AsTheWorldBurnz
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x - Robert @robbishimo
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Prison Mitch @MidnightMitch
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Ahmed Al Asliken 🕋.. @assliken
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LB @beyondreasdoubt
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Ingenuous Firebrand �.. @ING2Firebrand
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e-beth @ebeth360
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kaitlin @thefactualprep
14K Followers 6K Following @therinopodcast. fashionably savage. zombie reaganite. cajun queen. expensive footwear connoisseur. dyed-in-the-wool conservative. opinions are mine.
Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe
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Mrs. Brassenstein @MBrassenstein
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Christian Hoehner @CHoehner
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Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert
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Ryan Williamson @rywilwrite
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Ami @Ami_Marisol
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Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi
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Courtney O’Dell @sweetcsdesigns
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PunHub @PunHubOnline
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c i n @SexyAsCin
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AU$$IE.eth @aussielovesyou
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Dan Carlin @HardcoreHistory
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Victoria Blum @vvblum
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Annie @AnnettePrestia
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