Sarah 🥨 @cosmopterix
Not a botanist. Pennsylvania extremist. Pretzel aficionada. DM's for friend zone only. Joined August 2021-
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I’m stuck in an airport on National Pretzel Day, outbound to the land of no pretzels. Let’s reminisce.
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Gm. This is bear corn (Conopholis americana), a nonphotosynthesizing plant that parasitizes oak roots. It has a beneficial role within the wider ecosystem, not least of which is helping constipated bears to poop after coming out of hibernation.
Why do randos comment things like this? I’m not asking to be defended or for anyone to give this person a hard time. I’m just asking about the mindset behind it.
Nah.
Gm. The unmistakable Jack-in-The-Pulpit (Arisaema triphyllum) peeking out between the trees.
You could easily get them to disperse by sounding a fire alarm.
You could easily get them to disperse by sounding a fire alarm.
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The “comrades” turning up to defend the encampment.
The “comrades” turning up to defend the encampment. https://t.co/XfaxbVopm3
Gm. Wild columbine (Aquilegia canadensis) has long spurs extending from its petals, which resemble talons—its genus, Aquilegia, is named from the Latin word “aquila”, which means “eagle.”
Good evening. Color variation within the same species of flower, the common blue violet (Viola sororia.)
Gm. Fungus is back! I found this chicken of the woods over the weekend—too bad I don’t harvest them to eat because this one was perfectly plump and tender.
Gm. The first mayapple blossom I’ve seen this year. Soon there will be many more!
Gm. One-flowered cancer root (Orobanche uniflora) is a parasitic plant, native across North America, that uses specialized structures on its roots called haustoria to pierce the roots of neighboring plants and extract nutrients. Its presence is a sign of a healthy ecosystem.
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Are you a mountain person?
Sorry, can’t. Climbing up a cliff to take wildflower pictures for my homies. Lyreleaf rockcress (Arabidopsis lyrata)
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Good morning. This is my favorite pic of the year so far.
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frens and i are rushing to say GM to everyone on twitter
Gm. A flowering dogwood gracing the forest understory.
Good evening! Japanese cherry blossoms from my garden.
Gm. Dutchman’s Breeches (Dicentra cucullaria) are woodland wildflowers that resemble little dudes wearing billowy pantaloons, flipped upside down. These were blanketing an embankment in a sunny clearing.
Give this man his damn alligator back.
Give this man his damn alligator back.
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@cosmopterix It’s always fun when the grandkids take their 71 yr old grandmother out for pretzels
@cosmopterix Thank you, Sarah. I can only assume you are flying to me to finally bring me pretzels.
@cosmopterix Hopefully you’ll get some delicious pretzels on the plane
@cosmopterix I hope they let you carry on your emotional support dolls.
Endorse!
I’m stuck in an airport on National Pretzel Day, outbound to the land of no pretzels. Let’s reminisce.
@cosmopterix Celebrate….the hairballs? Or pretzels? Or both?
@cosmopterix Pennsylvania IS the pretzel capital of the USA 🇺🇸
@cosmopterix Mm with mustard. Roasted on a nyc street holiday new years time
@cosmopterix Pretzels from Antwerp… 🥨
@cosmopterix @A_V_West Wow, I didn't know Pennsylvania has pretzel duty
@cosmopterix Sarah when she can't find an Auntie Anne's at the concourse on National Pretzel day
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