thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. @turlygod
performer, writer & director. represented by https://t.co/7LuNGBwjp4 and @sueterryvoices (he/him). bit.ly/thomtuckDVD UKOGBANI Joined April 2008-
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here's a wee playlist of what I'm listening to at the moment. open.spotify.com/playlist/6b1NI…
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who is going to see #themountaingoats next month? this is the sort of stuff they appear to be playing at the moment. anything you'd like to see? open.spotify.com/playlist/7GQ8q…
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What a lovely @ParkTheatre gig, thankyou to @turlygod, @LachyWerner & Brew, @SueHarrison123 the flip-phone, @shelfcomedy, and all the kids for only shouting "SLOPPY BUM!" eight or twelve times, not for e.g. the full hour. See you in May for more madness!
What a lovely @ParkTheatre gig, thankyou to @turlygod, @LachyWerner & Brew, @SueHarrison123 the flip-phone, @shelfcomedy, and all the kids for only shouting "SLOPPY BUM!" eight or twelve times, not for e.g. the full hour. See you in May for more madness! https://t.co/ZWzmKiB0HJ
this is today you ingrates!
this is today you ingrates!
come and have a laugh for a good ol' cause, why not. tonight.
come and have a laugh for a good ol' cause, why not. tonight.
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London! KIDS! We're back at Finsbury Park's @ParkTheatre on Saturday 27th April, with @turlygod MCing @LachyWerner, @SueHarrison123 and @shelfcomedy! Comedy! Ventriloquism! Characters! Sketch-based silliness! TREATS! 🎟️parktheatre.co.uk/whats-on/comed…
#acms was glorious again. well done the audience.
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#ACMS 📅TONIGHT: 7pm doors, 7:30pm start 🏰@ThePhoenix_W1 🎟️£8 from wegottickets.com/event/613712/ till 5pm, or £10 on the door 🥳hosted by @siandocksey and @turlygod, with @kathyaqm, @maxdeevine, @thestroid, @ZoeTomalin, AND MORE 🏳️🌈free guestlist for trans & NB folk, DM us your names
belatedly realising that my style icon is dorothy from the golden girls.
lovely article.
LOOK AT MY ASS
still proud of this biting satire.
thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. retweeted
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next @AltComMemSoc is april fifteenth. come!
here's another #thompilation. jazz, country, pop and more. enjoy! open.spotify.com/playlist/7xYe9…
thank you very much, bristol city. #lufc
thom tuck. purveyor of fine comedy. retweeted
Get some postmodernism in your lives and fuck worldbuilding.
um... 1970 or 2070?
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I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"
I always try and find the best in people. But Shaun Murphy….. #WorldSnookerChampionship
NB @turlygod promised no-one would be saying any rude words like "bum". Children fairly reasonably took umbrage at this, as he HAD just said "bum" while promising a "bum" free zone. The cry of "sloppy bum!" came out of nowhere. But ooh, it caught on. Sloppy bums! The new POGS!
What a lovely @ParkTheatre gig, thankyou to @turlygod, @LachyWerner & Brew, @SueHarrison123 the flip-phone, @shelfcomedy, and all the kids for only shouting "SLOPPY BUM!" eight or twelve times, not for e.g. the full hour. See you in May for more madness!
London! KIDS! We're back at Finsbury Park's @ParkTheatre on Saturday 27th April, with @turlygod MCing @LachyWerner, @SueHarrison123 and sketch duo @shelfcomedy! And then @thetedhill, @Eleri_Morgan and @joewellscomic on May 26th! More dates onsale soon! 🎟️parktheatre.co.uk/whats-on/comed…
.@turlygod says he is very good at guessing the ends of jokes. Children are extremely good at thwarting him. Kid: "Why did the pig cross the road?" Thom: "Was he stapled to the chicken?" Kid: "He wanted to get to the toilet shop!" Thom: "I should have been able to guess that!"
I've seen Tom of Finland drawings that are less obviously gay than Andrew Tate's tweets.
Do you realize how much of a fukcing criminal you have to be to have all your co-conspirators indicted while you're in the middle of a trial for some totally different shit
You’d have to be a right cunt to ever vote Tory after all this.
Ah St. George’s day. Like Flying Ant Day for cunts.
Happy St George’s Day everyone.
I too dislike being able to reach books
Them: The perfect modern library doesn't exist. South Korea: Hold my soju.
Whether it's Donald Trump cheating on his wife with porn stars or Joe Biden remaining faithful to his wife for forty-seven years, both presidents have had remarkable marriages.
@colinmochrie Oh my God, I would LOVE that. I'm going to write a Canadian lothario into the next book.
The first episode of MURDER FOR DUMMIES is finished. Like, actually finished. Done. 100%-ed. The next five episodes are not far behind, and they're all looking bloody splendid (and splendidly bloody). I can't wait to share the finished series with you all later this year.
Did the double and got both a letter and a Top Tip in this month's @vizcomic. Over the moon!
Two shows this fringe The Queue 7.20pm Banshee Labyrinth. Chamber Room Oh No (That's Not My Cheese) 1.50am Banshee Labyrinth Cinema Room Neither currently registered with the fringe
about to “did you see the eclipse? my life has been so dark since you left” my way back into some pussy
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