misha is: a box full of owls @howlieT
Misha (she/her) 🏳️🌈, once ended up in an ambulance with three Perrier nominees,🏳️⚧️trans rights are human rights🏳️⚧️ https://t.co/KkrcMT2t2H name.pn/misha-anker Derbyshire Joined March 2008-
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When your friend and colleague tries to make you visit Bernard Spilsbury again.
the first time I lay down on the floor in the middle of the day, as an adult (2008)
I have never looked this cool in my life
I have never looked this cool in my life https://t.co/tkqkk1EOZU
People often justify refusing my Guide Dog access on the basis of potential fear of dogs. But how does it work when someone is scared & we’re sharing a space? Well it happened just now on the tube. As I boarded a person with a young child gasped “I’m scared of dogs!”
The only true success story of our age.
The only true success story of our age.
1 week.
Are you velvet feels very soothing neurodivergent or are you velvet makes my body want to turn itself inside out neurodivergent
5. Human voices come in all kinds of accents and intonations. Books do the same: the days of writing in some uniform RP version of the language are (thankfully) over. Enjoy your voice, whatever it’s like: it’s yours. Find your audience. Follow your joy. Not everyone lives to 40.
Something that's been consuming me for the past few days is: if you put 100 humans on a desert island with their memories wiped, how long would it be before they invented Ludo? It's #AutismAcceptanceMonth so you actually have to hear me out on this. Ok:
First day in my new job as London's stable door bolter. Think it's going pretty well 🤞
You know how there's CSI and NCIS and all that shit for police procedurals? The world would be a better place if someone used those budgets and production values for stories of animal rescue. All the drama and tension AND you get animals
You know how there's CSI and NCIS and all that shit for police procedurals? The world would be a better place if someone used those budgets and production values for stories of animal rescue. All the drama and tension AND you get animals
Pretty clear this 'Shakespeare' needed to put a bit more effort into his stage directions. Sad!
Pretty clear this 'Shakespeare' needed to put a bit more effort into his stage directions. Sad!
Tonight's line up for Werewolf 🔥 Last few tickets 👇 sohotheatre.com/events/werewol… @JonGracey
Tonight's line up for Werewolf 🔥 Last few tickets 👇 sohotheatre.com/events/werewol… @JonGracey
one of my other favourite modern grotesques
one of my other favourite modern grotesques
Hello. We are looking for a (London-based, ideally) techie who can do our show in Edinburgh, August 16-26, 2.20pm. Do you know someone? Are you that someone?
Some expert dim-view-taking here by @OhHiRalphJones here. Most salient line: ‘If it’s “Just a joke”, why isn’t it a better joke?’ Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer review – a moral vacuum laughing at his own jokes | TV comedy | The Guardian theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…
He’s lost his tiny mind
Raspberry Beret!
Holly Brockwell @holly
121K Followers 59K Following I run Holly's Merry Moggies, a no-kill shelter for disabled, elderly & unloved kitties. In Nottingham but rehoming across the UK. [email protected]
Lev Parikian @LevParikian
20K Followers 2K Following Words, birds, music. Guardian Country Diary | Wainwright Prize longlist 2021 | Royal Society Science Book Prize Shortlist 2023 https://t.co/q1DHJj5K22
S'Ewa'd Head @EwaSR
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris
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Ivan Brett @IvanBrett
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Nat @unfortunatalie
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Haiminh Le @haiminh
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt
21K Followers 3K Following Writes RPGs: Honey Heist, Spire, Heart, etc. One third of Rowan, Rook and Decard. Here for a good time AND a long time. He/him. https://t.co/y1jxxeV4kv
Andrew O’Neill ☉ @destructo9000
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris
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Ivan Brett @IvanBrett
8K Followers 1K Following THE TRAITORS Season 1, In-house Game Master at @elastacloud, bestselling author of THE FLOOR IS LAVA. I have one good line. he/him.
Nat @unfortunatalie
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Stuart @stuart_cb
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5K Followers 62 Following We make excellent TTRPGs: DIE, Heart, Spire, Voidheart Symphony, Honey Heist, etc. Made of lovely humans; home of @ufopressrpgs. Soon: EAT THE REICH.
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@BlondeHistorian @howlieT … (cont) cardiac alert dog, and he wouldn’t approach them. I repeated this to Mom, who was saying “this is a nice doggie, don’t be scared” and said I would put him in a down-stay while they walked past. Which I did, and they moved past. I’ve been wondering if I handled that ok.
@BlondeHistorian @howlieT Thanks for sharing. My assistance dog arrives in a few weeks, and I had a similar situation with a neurodivergent teenager in a supermarket, at our final team training. This young person was visibly scared and hid in their hoodie, so I explained Otis was a very highly trained
When your friend and colleague tries to make you visit Bernard Spilsbury again.
as someone who goes literally nowhere the whole 2 times i’ve looked at getting trains from sheffield to somewhere else this year they’ve been replaced by buses at £40 - £60 return is it that difficult to get to leeds or manchester from here? how is this country so bad at trains
the first time I lay down on the floor in the middle of the day, as an adult (2008)
I have become obsessed with - entirely straight faced - asking for a visit from the Animal Man at work. I will not rest until I have held a beast in the work bunker.
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Oh this blew up overnight. To be clear I am not the person in the picture, I just think they’re cool as hell.
just gonna say that the amount of people who read ‘i have never looked this cool in my life’ to somehow mean ‘this is me & i look cool’ instead of the much more obvious ‘this person looks cooler than i ever have’ has made twitter make a lot more sense. some of you just don’t read
I have never looked this cool in my life
Shout out to all the fabulous guest players for Werewolf: Live this week from our little run @sohotheatre - you were all fantastic! More shows coming soon aroooooo 🐺🐺🐺
Beyond about 6 takeaway tubs you are no longer recycling, you are collecting.
the hardest leftist principle to swallow is that being a gobshite or a hypocrite is the human condition and we handle it by covering each others weaknesses, not by demanding everyone be right 100% of the time, we must revel in foolery, it is a birthright, the jester is sacred
This reads to me like a justification for unsolicited dick pics tbh
@windupgemma @JinxExMachina @Kearns_Richard_ @sparkycloud We don't have sexual relationships with pictures of people's faces. We have sexual relationships with their genitals. Being homosexual (including lesbian), heterosexual, or bisexual is defined by your sex and the sex of people you are sexually attracted to, not pictures.
@CelataVexata @aaacub72 @windupgemma @JinxExMachina @Kearns_Richard_ @sparkycloud Look at you trying to police the identities of other people. The only homophobe here is you. You don't get to tell other people what attracts them or how they must define their own sexuality. It's never worked like that and never will, despite transphobes' best efforts.
I held onto Ava’s collar as they got off (not necessary but adds reassurance). They even said “oh it’s ok don’t worry” when I offered to move her away so they could walk by us without Ava as close. I think Ava’s calm behaviour had helped them feel safer & less worried.
The person gasped when I mentioned quick movement. So I explained “she is going to move quickly now but she is going under my legs she has to turn & go under to do this.” Ava then did the move under my legs. Immediately & calmly settled. Them: thank you. Me: no problem.
People often justify refusing my Guide Dog access on the basis of potential fear of dogs. But how does it work when someone is scared & we’re sharing a space? Well it happened just now on the tube. As I boarded a person with a young child gasped “I’m scared of dogs!”
Rediscovered the greatest face I ever did in my life
Okay, while I think Tennant is giving some dubiously short shrift to ‘Shake It Off’ here, the replies from triggered Swifties going “why’s it always people we’ve never heard of that come for Taylor?” and “where’s your classic song then?” are as hilarious as they are maddeing.
Neil Tennant of the Pet Shop Boys claims Taylor Swift doesn’t have any famous songs: “Taylor Swift sort of fascinates me as a phenomenon because she’s so popular, and I sort of quite like the whole thing, but then when I listen to the records … for a phenomenon as big as she…
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