Marjolein Robertson @MarjoleinR
Comedian, Improviser and Storyteller fae Shetland and your very nightmares. linktr.ee/MarjoleinRober… Shetland Joined March 2009-
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i don't always wear mascara. But when I do I get constant sympathetic smiles from strangers. because I always forget I have it on and then rub my eyes* and constantly have tear-like** stains under my eyes *Cry **Actual tear
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Absolutely lovely piece by @thelistmagazine on my new show coming to the Edinburgh Fringe this August on @BarrelComedy - on sale in my linktree in my profile 💕🌊
Absolutely lovely piece by @thelistmagazine on my new show coming to the Edinburgh Fringe this August on @BarrelComedy - on sale in my linktree in my profile 💕🌊
Yea right. like fuck boi aragorn would have ever brought up Arwen to Éowyn without being probed
Men: are you tracking our cycles? Cause everytime I ovulate I get DMs from guys I haven't heard from since the last egg. it's spooky
Squilkie made a trow 🌸💕
A look behind the scenes into how I write stand up:
Marjolein Robertson retweeted
Grab a ticket for @SlapstickFest's Big Comedy Bash at #Reading's @Thehexagon, next Monday. Our Lucy P is on the bill alongside host @RobinInce, Josh Widdicombe, @AngelaBarnes, Lou Sanders, & @MarjoleinR 🎟️buff.ly/42QvkpR
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go see this show its very good and one of your last chances. if not the last chance. to see this show live. also I may be in it*: *im not in it
go see this show its very good and one of your last chances. if not the last chance. to see this show live. also I may be in it*: *im not in it
"no we don't need to use a condom. I want U to put a baby in me. I need that five stars from chortle"
"no we don't need to use a condom. I want U to put a baby in me. I need that five stars from chortle"
I too dislike being able to reach books
I too dislike being able to reach books
been thinking about how we demonise men for weaponised incompetence but I think it's time we lay off them because I just realised I do it to🌸✨
Last few chances to see 'Marj' in England in May: 4th - Newcastle @StandNewcastle 9th - Manchester @CPXMCR 11th - Bristol @AlmaBristol tickets in my link.tree
never before did a TV show write a Scottish man's lexicon so wrong. yet in doing so. make something that will change how we see a word forever
Silver lining of covid. improved men's fits Before pandemic: After pandemic:
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Honestly lads, you don't, it would be just as shan as my twitter
Just for full clarity, @thisstuartlaws actually said I wasn’t allowed to defend my title because it’s “the worst final” they’d ever had. But if that were true then how do you explain this…
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Goldie Hawn takes a photo of Kurt Russell in front of a Kate Hudson poster.
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Just finished watching Baby Reindeer. Astonishing.
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Final call for my biggest ever Glasgow show tonight. 8pm kick off at @GlasgowPavilion About 100 tickets left. Link below.
Functioning alcoholic 😂😂😂 Tan 8 cans while you are taking a shit, then we’ll talk Tay Tay,
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@MarjoleinR You just know he says “Sanna Monica “
@MarjoleinR Ha ha ha. This was a proper spot my drink out from laughing moment
@MarjoleinR 👏👏👏 I applaud this joke, fantastic stuff
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