Robert Wilfort @robertwilfort
An actor. Just played Spike Milligan on tour. Also: Gavin&Stacey, Sex Education, Dickensian, Wolf Hall, Skins, Grass etc. Rep'd by Curtis Brown & Sue Terry curtisbrown.co.uk/client/robert-… Joined July 2011-
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Lots of attempts to pretend "Starmerism" has substance here, but I think this para is typical Westminster politics. It means workers grievances about wages and inequality won't be much addressed, they won't get money, they'll get 'values' 'respected'. 'let them eat respect'
Lots of attempts to pretend "Starmerism" has substance here, but I think this para is typical Westminster politics. It means workers grievances about wages and inequality won't be much addressed, they won't get money, they'll get 'values' 'respected'. 'let them eat respect' https://t.co/7t6leWz7aV
I leave you ce soir with my favourite line from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. No idea why. Night all.
Just watched the Caroline Aherne documentary on iPlayer. My god what a talent, and what a terrible loss. Still feels shocking. Oh, and fuck the tabloids forever
Ten years ago I was in reception at the Holiday Inn Salford quays, and the man ahead of me in the queue said loudly and laughingly "Why would i want a chicken?" And the receptionist said " check In". I often think about it.
A charity doing important work in very difficult times, please give if you can and if you want the arts to have a future in this country
A charity doing important work in very difficult times, please give if you can and if you want the arts to have a future in this country
Yes, when the right says “freedom” they almost always mean “total impunity for themselves, harshly enforced by riot cops if necessary”, and it’s not like this hasn’t always been very obvious.
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Disabled people having vouchers instead of cash benefits buys into the idea we are scroungers who can’t be trusted not to spend the cash on fags and booze. When the Tories get their arse handed to them at the election, I’m spending my PIP on fucking champagne.
Disabled people having vouchers instead of cash benefits buys into the idea we are scroungers who can’t be trusted not to spend the cash on fags and booze. When the Tories get their arse handed to them at the election, I’m spending my PIP on fucking champagne.
Jeremy Corbyn controls my estranged son's brain with a computer chip.
This is definitely not going to make people more depressed or anxious.
The original Ghosts, this if a fun family show with a great cast, worth seeking out
The original Ghosts, this if a fun family show with a great cast, worth seeking out
My art teacher reckons I should enter my unfinished drawing of a butt into a competition. You know what? I think I might give it a crack.
#ProfessorWagstaff: "Young man, as you grow older, you'll find you can't burn the candle at both ends...well, I was wrong" #HorseFeathers 1932.
This is it folks, The Adults Back In Charge. The best it can ever be, the most excellent politicians you can ever have. These objectively appalling bastards. And Laura is having a ball, loving it like the rest of her cohort are.
Blair is between 100 and 200,000 just for Iraq, never mind Afghanistan. Early deaths due to austerity are reckoned at around 150,000 and I don’t know where to start with Johnson quietly negotiating his Coronavirus policy with the editors of the Telegraph and the Mail. Who can say
Blair is between 100 and 200,000 just for Iraq, never mind Afghanistan. Early deaths due to austerity are reckoned at around 150,000 and I don’t know where to start with Johnson quietly negotiating his Coronavirus policy with the editors of the Telegraph and the Mail. Who can say
Could this be because both main parties and the national press supporting genocide, against mass public protests, is also “unheard of previously”.
Seems like the 14 yr project of "cut funding make everything shit" is going great, slow handclap everyone! theguardian.com/education/2024…
This looks to you and me like an appalling arsehole politician meeting civilians who are angry about one of his government’s horrifying policies. To other politicians and commentators this is the end of days, the thousand nations of the Persian army descending upon you.
This looks to you and me like an appalling arsehole politician meeting civilians who are angry about one of his government’s horrifying policies. To other politicians and commentators this is the end of days, the thousand nations of the Persian army descending upon you.
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Jim Howick @JimHowick
88K Followers 1K Following Actor mostly. Co creator/writer of Ghosts. West stand Spurs.
Ben Willbond @benwillbond
95K Followers 2K Following Screenwriter. Actor. Idiot sans frontiers.Ghosts/Bill and lots of other stuff actually https://t.co/Ev77sZF2aM. Contact [email protected]
Daniel Mays 🇺🇦�.. @DanielMays9
124K Followers 2K Following Upcoming: Edward Bancroft in Franklin April 12th @appletv. The Long Shadow @ITV Chicken Run Dawn Of The Nugget @netflix Your Christmas Or Mine 2 @primevideo
Nick Newman @Ncknwmn
8K Followers 994 Following Cartoonist - Private Eye, Sunday Times etc... Writer - Spike, The Wipers Times, Dave Podmore, A Bunch of Amateurs, Spitting Image. Also tweeting as @PontWorld
Larry Lamb @larrylamb47
171K Followers 996 Following Actor, Author & Presenter || Media Enquiries: [email protected]
Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah
44K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape. @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
James Hogg 🖋 @JamesAHogg2
35K Followers 996 Following Sunday Times #1 bestselling collaborator/ghostwriter and official biographer of Kenny Everett, Richard Briers, Ernie Wise and James Robertson Justice @PFDAgents
Jane Milligan🦸�.. @goonchild4
9K Followers 8K Following Actress, Singer, musician. Currently Keys and Vox in Redbox Band. Celebrant. Making the best of the Zombie Apocalypse. ☮️💟
John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
20K Followers 4K Following I do @SmershPod I co-do @WheezingPod Author of Thunderbook, Explodobook and Superbook.
Melanie Walters 🏴�.. @melwalters01
6K Followers 664 Following Actor. Agent Mark Jermin Management [email protected]
Goon Pod @goonshowpod
3K Followers 1K Following A podcast which celebrates the work of Sellers, Milligan, Secombe & Bentine, plus classic comedy in general! Patreon: https://t.co/f0vWbj1NTv
Spike @SpikeThePlay
360 Followers 64 Following #SpikeThePlay is the absurdly funny new play by Ian Hislop and Nick Newman 🎺 2022 UK Tour plays 6 Sept - 26 Nov.
Joel Morris @gralefrit
15K Followers 1K Following Writer & highwayman United Agents (TV, film, radio, games) Johnson & Alcock (books) Podcast: Comfort Blanket https://t.co/l0pbBzVgZV / Insta @gralefrit
Katie Lias @katieliasdesign
561 Followers 550 Following Set & Costume Designer. Current: 'The Importance of Being Earnest' @mercurytheatre. Associate Artist @WatermillTh
boydhilton @boydhilton
75K Followers 4K Following Entertainment Director heat mag, Contributing Ed, Empire & Pilot TV podcaster, TV & films for BBC Radio 5 Live, Front Row. Does stuff for Bafta. @arsenalpodcast
Mark Braxton 💙 @BraxM
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Lacie Mckenney @lacie_mcke40043
78 Followers 5K Following
Matthew Page 🏴.. @OfficialMrPage
22 Followers 183 Following Former Front Of House Torch Theatre Milford Haven .
Trevor knight @Trevork45734516
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Blossie @Blossie568
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Effie Rudolf @rudo_eff
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WillardWizwer @wizwer65867
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Sally_Cinnamon @MIndigo67
146 Followers 469 Following "People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel" Maya Angelou
Matt Quinton @MattQuinton
3K Followers 10K Following Investigative journalist and Self-Shooting Producer/Director, most recently on Joe Lycett vs Sewage on @Channel4 but also @BBC, @ITV and elsewhere
Caitlin Florence-Rose @CaitlinFRose
295 Followers 956 Following Actor & professional sleepy head (she/her) ✨🏳️🌈
Jasmine Dotiwala @jasminedotiwala
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Dev of Leeds @devjester
568 Followers 3K Following Stolen from @shaunwkeaveny WOKE SNOWFLAKE PRICK WHO THINK(S) BEING NICE IS COOL
Stephen @elstel70
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Philip Ralph @PhilipRalph9
2K Followers 5K Following Award winning screenwriter. Recovering actor. Einstein and the Bomb. 8 Days: To the Moon and Back. Deep Cut. BAFTA Connect 23. Agent: Julia Tyrrell Mgt
Dominic Smithers @SmithersDom
1K Followers 3K Following Editorial Lead @ladbible formerly @MENnewsdesk @CheshireLive run as far as my dodgy knee will take me [email protected]
Ryan Leston @RyanLeston
2K Followers 4K Following Entertainment Journalist & Film Critic @IGN 📽️📺🕹️ Bylines @slashfilm @NME & more | MA News Journalism #CardiffTrained | All views are my own | he/him
Theadora Machalek @t_theado
66 Followers 5K Following
Declan Cashin @Tweet_Dec
40K Followers 25K Following Geriatric millennial. Work in comms. Ex-Tech, media @ Twitter, TikTok, BBC, BuzzFeed. Aspiring writer/typist. He/Him 🇮🇪 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
clare geary @clarey_g
3 Followers 257 Following
Cake @rigby113
1K Followers 2K Following I had a quick browse and meh, didn't follow https://t.co/Nq9XwHsiix
Jeanna Luczak @JeannaLucz
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waltgalloway @waltgalloway1
140 Followers 1K Following Writes. Gets cranky about a rising tide of intolerance and bollocks.
Kevan James @kevanjameswrite
3K Followers 4K Following Author, freelance journalist and photographer. Don't write for MSM Will listen to & cover all sides of a debate. The UK needs better MPs and affordable rents
Jason Hurren @JasonHurren1
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Chris Hawtin @thequeazyrider
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Stephanie @StephanieSteer
310 Followers 3K Following Sirens beguiling call is not of the flesh but of the mind. interested in everything. There’d better be napping today.
Dark Blue Andy @darkblueandy
928 Followers 4K Following Maths teacher, Dundee FC ,dad of one,interested in defence matters, science fiction, strategy games, and Belle and Sebastian! Anyone fancy a pint?
MojoIRL @MojoIRL
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John-Paul Keates @jpkeates
3K Followers 4K Following The thane of groans. Mostly jokes. Now ritual is the husk of faith and loyalty, the beginning of confusion. No DMs https://t.co/E5oGlpnyLk
Kat 📸 @NZNobby
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273 Followers 1K Following 𝔸𝕝𝕝 𝕊𝕦𝕓𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕖. ℕ𝕠 𝕊𝕥𝕪𝕝𝕖. 𝕆𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕤 & 𝕀𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕪 𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤 𝕠𝕟𝕝𝕪.
Colum Mylod @cmylod
111 Followers 1K Following
★ Unklerupert 💙 .. @unklerupert
4K Followers 3K Following Thinks Mr Sam Rockwell deserved a little golden man for 'MOON' #BlackLivesMatter #ANTIFA #LFC #YNWA He/Him
JMANNIUS -Boostered-�.. @jmannius
493 Followers 4K Following Player of videogames (retro, fps, strategy, survival horror) and 40k. Learning Japanese. BJJ blue belt. Simpsons. Opinions my own.
Max @maxharvey79
1K Followers 2K Following Barbigerous bon viveur & pedant. I draw things (instagram - zincportraits). I also tweet/post new puns each day at midday (#LunchPun) and have books (see below)
Do Not Press The Big .. @DoNotPressTheB1
35 Followers 227 Following Just lurking. Fan of Claude Debussy. No real interest in gaining followers but if you do, please accept a respectful nod of thanks.
Inigoe jollifant @InigoeJ
226 Followers 2K Following
Gizmo @Gizmo83508413
267 Followers 810 Following Proud member of the Anti-Growth Coalition* (*I don't subscribe to batshit mental ideas about chucking more money at the already wealthy because the IEA said)
Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺.. @KathyBurke
553K Followers 175 Following Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. work enquires: [email protected]
Jim Howick @JimHowick
88K Followers 1K Following Actor mostly. Co creator/writer of Ghosts. West stand Spurs.
Samuel West 💙💛 @exitthelemming
107K Followers 5K Following Often actor, sometimes director, always geek
Laurence Rickard @Lazbotron
81K Followers 531 Following Screenwriter & Actor: Ghosts, Yonderland, Horrible Histories, Bill (the film, not the police drama series)
Martha Howe-Douglas @MarthaHD
69K Followers 558 Following I’m an actress and I like food. A lot. Insta : https://t.co/QTXhZ1FfFQ…
Ben Willbond @benwillbond
95K Followers 2K Following Screenwriter. Actor. Idiot sans frontiers.Ghosts/Bill and lots of other stuff actually https://t.co/Ev77sZF2aM. Contact [email protected]
Daniel Mays 🇺🇦�.. @DanielMays9
124K Followers 2K Following Upcoming: Edward Bancroft in Franklin April 12th @appletv. The Long Shadow @ITV Chicken Run Dawn Of The Nugget @netflix Your Christmas Or Mine 2 @primevideo
Nick Newman @Ncknwmn
8K Followers 994 Following Cartoonist - Private Eye, Sunday Times etc... Writer - Spike, The Wipers Times, Dave Podmore, A Bunch of Amateurs, Spitting Image. Also tweeting as @PontWorld
Jonny Weldon @jonnyweldon
37K Followers 804 Following Actor | Writer | Comedian | Insta - jonnyyweldon | Acting Representation - @agentMFM @hatch_talent Voice Representation - @QVoiceltd
Larry Lamb @larrylamb47
171K Followers 996 Following Actor, Author & Presenter || Media Enquiries: [email protected]
Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah
44K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape. @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
James Hogg 🖋 @JamesAHogg2
35K Followers 996 Following Sunday Times #1 bestselling collaborator/ghostwriter and official biographer of Kenny Everett, Richard Briers, Ernie Wise and James Robertson Justice @PFDAgents
Jane Milligan🦸�.. @goonchild4
9K Followers 8K Following Actress, Singer, musician. Currently Keys and Vox in Redbox Band. Celebrant. Making the best of the Zombie Apocalypse. ☮️💟
John Rain 🥇 @ItsJohnRain
20K Followers 4K Following I do @SmershPod I co-do @WheezingPod Author of Thunderbook, Explodobook and Superbook.
Victoria Wood QOTD @VictoriaQOTD
75K Followers 1 Following Amazing jokes. Terrible screen grabs. A daily dose of the legend that was Victoria Wood.
Melanie Walters 🏴�.. @melwalters01
6K Followers 664 Following Actor. Agent Mark Jermin Management [email protected]
Bilal Zafar | TOURING.. @Zafarcakes
19K Followers 1K Following TOUR: https://t.co/GQv3qdHGzX Agent: [email protected]
Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh
834K Followers 1K Following
Marx Brothers Archive @marxbrosarchive
274 Followers 175 Following Account dedicated to the legacies of Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo and Gummo - by Marx Brothers enthusiast and researcher @refinedkisses
Stamps Bot @StampsBot
141K Followers 33 Following Stamps from around the world! DMs open for submissions. Run by @nonpoccafe
Bryan’s Gunn @bryansgunn
117K Followers 7K Following A one-man mission to break football down into its constituent parts
Wefail @wefail
41K Followers 400 Following Evil Art Prints: https://t.co/KZBRFMLNhy ☕️: https://t.co/4neKg61fAK
Campaign for the Arts @_CFTA
22K Followers 2K Following We believe the arts make life better, and everyone should have opportunities to experience and take part in them. 🎶💃🎭🎨✍️📸🎥🧵
The author, Séamas O.. @shockproofbeats
96K Followers 4K Following Former drinks-dispenser to Mary McAleese. Get Did Ye Hear Mammy Died? now at https://t.co/YXIONYzN66
James @theretrojames75
2K Followers 1K Following Designer, Author.. Retro video producer. Former owner of an Aussie accent.
Transform Politics �.. @tf_politics
10K Followers 301 Following We are a new party for the working class. We need radical change in Britain, not Sunak & Starmer's 'same old'. [email protected]
Julie Hesmondhalgh�.. @juliehes
124K Followers 3K Following instagram: @jhesmondhalgh An Actor’s Alphabet published by @nickhernbooks 17 Nov Co-founder of @takebacktheatre & @500Actsof
Muppet Pictures @MuppetPictures
13K Followers 152 Following Sharing Muppet pictures with you and the world. Check out @MuppetWiki and @ToughPigs for more Muppet info! By Danny Horn @FantasticMissP.
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
Nia Roberts @niaroberts72
538 Followers 309 Following
John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner
57K Followers 244 Following That Nirvana song from The Beavis and Butthead Experience
Tony Husband Cartoon .. @tonyhusband1
21K Followers 2K Following Much loved cartoonist for Private Eye & many others. Dementia awareness advocate. Author. Drummer (in a way) "When the music's over, turn out the lights"
Condicote Inspector |.. @Condicote7000
613 Followers 149 Following H'amateur magician. Keeper of rabbits. Glee club member (bass). It's my duty to listen to all and sundry. Call Tatchester 1212 for emergencies.
foxyfacedcharles @foxyfacedcharl1
785 Followers 776 Following Wanna be villain budding pilot taxi driver and curate best mates with chubby jo and daisy pouncer, like to hang around condicote and tatchester haha what
bishop of tatchester @tatchester
621 Followers 584 Following it will be our 1000th Christmas service this year, keep a look out for wolves and my mitre, parody account, NO dm unless interacted first #boxofdelights
Peter Jones @PeterPurplePim
471 Followers 391 Following Head of the Jones clan, sausage-roll connoisseur, & inventor of the phrases 'splendiferous,' & 'purple pim ' Hates constantly being woken up by @KayHarker4 !
Abner Brown @brown_abner
1K Followers 1K Following Head of the theological college at Chesters. A very sweet tenor. Also a criminal genius, part-time occultist and jewel collector. 💕 @pouncersd 😍
Abner's Rat @AbnerRat
475 Followers 336 Following Rat - Rattus norvegicus - former marine cellarman. Used to be respectable but too much rum has matted me' fur. Partial to green cheese and bacon rind.
Jim the Chauffeur @chauffeurjim
176 Followers 134 Following Chauffeur at Seekings. Rather partial to a Drop of Dew. Driving home for Christmas. #BoxOfDelights
Waterfall Boy @BoyWaterfall
241 Followers 24 Following Cursed prisoner of a spell by a wicked sorcerer. Pegged under a waterfall of knowledge that allows me to see the past, present & future. I yearn to be free!
Caroline Louisa @CarolineLouisa6
459 Followers 436 Following Guardian to @KayHarker4. Owner of Seekings & employer of Ellen.1930s fashion icon. Once scrobbled by @brown_abner. #boxofdelights fan/tribute account.
Extra Boy @ExtraBoyBoD
50 Followers 25 Following Breaking the Fourth Wall since 1984. I transcend dimensions and love a party. I stare deeply into your soul. #BoxOfDelights
Larry Stephens @lsggbg
2K Followers 2K Following Writer for Goon Show & Tony Hancock. Commando Captain. Deaded in 1959 so tweets channelled by my cousin. Biography 'It's All In The Mind' out now!
out of context the th.. @OOCThickOfIt
69K Followers 21 Following follow the fuck in or block the fuck off . dm requests if u want
Edmund Griffiths @EdmundGriffiths
5K Followers 687 Following Author of Aleksandr Prokhanov and Post-Soviet Esotericism (ibidem-Verlag, 2023)
Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil
156K Followers 826 Following Demanding: ➡️ All oil, gas and coal licences issued since 2021 are revoked. ➡️ Gov plan to end fossil fuel use by 2030. 🤝 Part of the A22 Network
Joe Lycett @joelycett
1.4M Followers 1 Following I am the comedian formerly known as Hugo Boss. Pre-order Joe Lycett’s Art Hole now
Flying_Rodent @flying_rodent
22K Followers 1K Following General smartarse cracks wise in assault-proof environment.
Designing Film @DesigningFilm
5K Followers 664 Following Design in film, VFX and sometimes other things.
Daniel Edwards Castin.. @dedwardscasting
55K Followers 1K Following Daniel Edwards-Guy;TV & Film Casting Dir. Projects Inc. Malpractice, Blue Lights, Heartstopper, A Town Called Malice,Rep: - CVGG. He/Him 🏳️🌈
Daily Squibs @DailySquibs
21K Followers 1 Following Posting squibs once a day, every day! Run by @speederaserhead
Wodehouse Tweets @inimitablepgw
26K Followers 22 Following I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed, I suppose.
Sitcom People @SitcomPeople
7K Followers 0 Following People of sitcoms brought to you by @televisionaryzw (I also have a TV podcast @ratvpod).
People Selling Mirror.. @SellingAMirror
186K Followers 900 Following Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.
Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood
108K Followers 1K Following hardcore berenstain bare-it-all | [email protected]
The Morecambe & Wise .. @eric_ernie_col
39K Followers 5K Following Rare photos, archive items, collectables and news, all in the very spirit of Mr Morecambe & the one with the Short Fat Hairy Legs! #StillBringingSunshine👓🌞♥️
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93K Followers 1 Following No context daytime TV. Brought to you by @nickw84
It changed him from a man without diarrhea in to a man with diarrhea.
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there's a guy in my village who tells everyone that he went to the Liverpool College of Art the year after John Lennon left. I'm like cool I didn't go to college with John Lennon either
I was very tired and it was an 8 minute journey so I just went "oh right".
He must tell every single person who gets in his car about these things coz I only got as far as "hello" and "yes" (he asked if I worked at the theatre he picked me up from) and then it was "Blackadder is good" (correct) to "history is fascinating" (yes) to "40 feet tall humans".
Got an Uber last night. My driver told me how much he's always enjoyed Blackadder, then how the pyramids were built by people who were 40 feet tall and they've found 40 feet tall skeletons in graves all over the world from thousands of years ago. The journey was: 2 miles.
We’re giving up our pretense of being a democracy
I've covered campus activism since the late 90s. Nothing that's happening on campuses now -- sit ins, building takeovers, encampments -- is at all outside the standard vernacular of student protest. What's unusual is administrators calling in riot cops on their own students
‘As everyone was talking about a famous tree I couldn’t help but wonder - wasn’t it about time someone destroyed my Sycamore Gap?’
- Do you have a copy of Fly Fishing by JR Hartley? You do? Splendid. Could you reserve it for me? - I can, but you don’t have to worry. Nobody will buy it, it’s shit. Worst book on fly fishing I’ve ever read. What’s your name? - My name? It’s erm… John Smith.
NEW: Democratic strategist James Carville has meltdown, blasts young people for thinking about staying home and not voting for Biden. The panic is setting in. “You little f**king 26-year-old, you don’t feel like ‘the election’s important to me. They’re not addressing the issues…
Sadness in her eyes #ThisMorning
All they’re asking for is for another country’s unlimited right to slaughter and destroy their neighbours to the foundations with a bajillion dollars of free weaponry, and for the police to beat the protestors senseless and the college to kick them out. Is that so much to ask?
Entertaining Mr Hayes!
@GullisJonathan @BBradley_Mans Keep up the good work #seagullis
when anyone says 'who would not realise Clark Kent is Superman just cos he's put some glasses on' you now know that the answer is British journalists
Hollywood star, 60, unrecognisable with silver hair as he pops up at glitzy bash mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-…
I enjoyed U2 at the BBC, I particularly liked it when that violinist had a really good idea.
Not saying I’m tired but I literally just got as far as opening the front door to go to work while forgetting I HAD NOT YET PUT MY TOP ON
The Harry Potter lady’s berserk fans still going nuts today, just a really startling collection of roaring reactionaries, staggeringly unpleasant obsessives and straight up fascist psychos from all over the world, united by their shared fixations.
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