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'We will continue to be your single source of truth. Unless you hear it from us, it is not the truth.' To read the paper online click https://t.co/hjDvC8Y0fW sundaysportonline.co.uk UK Joined September 2010-
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'Checking out for size?' Sorry lad, you obviously frequent a different sort of shithouse.
Yet when I did it, I was thrown out of The Range. Once again, one rule for pop stars...
If Sam Smith is singing Brünnhilde in Götterdämmerung at the Proms I for one will be watching
Imagine Keith watching PMQs yesterday and seeing Ange make a better job of it than he ever could. He'll be praying the council house stuff sticks...
Order them now and they'll be delivered within 45 minutes.
As Brian Sewell might have said, 'What a bunch of utter fucking shite' bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
I just need Terry Christian and I've got a full set...
Burnside @BurnsideNotTosh
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@thesundaysport A successful first subbing shift for me.
@thesundaysport You’ve even let down the Street of Shame!
@thesundaysport I’m going to Ofcom. This is a damned disgrace and editorial failure of a great institution. How it got to this fof the Sport is a national shame.
@thesundaysport @cannock666 I'd like to see that one Pub owner: "looks like the fumes killed dear old Mrs McGlinchey here, no?" Poirot: "non mon ami, I think she was - MURDERED! And not by le grande merde" Pub owner: "holy fuck, there could be a full episode out of this after all! Drinks all round!"
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@Ltkojak72 @thesundaysport And imagine dropping off a massive dreadnought with all the accompanying grunting, splashes and stink, before walking out of the cubicle to see the woman you’ve been chatting up all night is waiting to use it… They haven’t thought it through, have they?
@thesundaysport @albino_boo It's the Leveson Inquiry all over again...
@DonOfTheDeadMk7 @thesundaysport Yeah they are down in England. Whenever I go into a mens toilet in London I always get a bloke offering to hold the wee chap for me. Very polite you lot.
@thesundaysport Alistair might have been responsible for the death of a million innocent Iraqis (see pinned post on my tl) and escaped justice but he won't escape the angry women's rights mob. I hope they rip his fucking head off. 😂😂
Doesn't sleep with unvaccinated women, neither...
Who is the character you’re slowly turning into?
That fucking advert and the bastard wombat, though.
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Is it odd that I’m excited to get home and see how my seedlings are getting on. 🌱 ?? and obv my horses…. I never have the holiday blues ever and never get sad to be going home.. but I have one very exciting stop for a cuppa on the way home. :)