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Taking the piss out of Tories here now. youtube.com/live/mRtaMXTx-…
With Tory scandals already far beyond the realms of parody, especially the Mark Menzies saga, this was truly mad feedback.
Honestly, I don’t know how Sunak or any Tory MP has the gall to even show their face in public anymore let alone try to blame and punish us when their negligence has ruined our lives. Just fuck off you entitled, privileged wankers.
This story - a kind of British Cohen brothers production - is totally deserving of the @supertanskiii treatment. Get a cup of tea. Enjoy...
This story - a kind of British Cohen brothers production - is totally deserving of the @supertanskiii treatment. Get a cup of tea. Enjoy...
I heard someone say that the Tory party is “full of perverts” which I actually think is quite unfair really, because they’re also corrupt lying thieves.
The ministerial code says all announcements of new policy should be made to parliament first. Parliament is sitting today. Why is Sunak making his announcement on sick notes outside parliament? He’s breaking his own ministerial code.
Mark Menzies: A Tory tale of stealing party funds to pay ransoms, pissed dogs, Brazillian sex workers, drugs and possible blackmail. The second huge Tory scandal in a WEEK and the Tory rags are focused on Rayners council house, because this is how the client media works.
Labour leader Keir Starmer calls for police to launch investigation into Mark Menzies affair 👇 "There are obviously a lot of unanswered questions in relation to these allegations, not least why it seems the Tory party took so long to act & whether they’ve reported this to the…
Richard Madeley questioning Tory MP Mark Menzies, the dog inebriator, on his record of animal cruelty.
For fuuuuucks sake! This is the THIRD Tory scandal TODAY.
Mark Menzies isn’t willing to answer any questions at present, he’s far too busy doing other things, like making cocktails for his dog.
Grant Shapps, whose party has spent weeks suggesting Angela Rayner is a tax-dodging criminal, now says we shouldn't rush to judgement about suspended Conservative MP Mark Menzies "Just because an accusation is made, or something is written, doesn't mean it is necessarily proven"
This thread outlines a litany of horrific, sickening abuse. The BBC headline doesn’t make it clear that the man in question is a Tory councillor.
This thread outlines a litany of horrific, sickening abuse. The BBC headline doesn’t make it clear that the man in question is a Tory councillor.
Does the Tory playbook in the Angela Rayner living arrangements saga feel familiar? Then read on 👇🏼 theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
My favourite bit of this extraordinary @thetimes story. Menzies calls fmr campaign manager in middle of night and says it’s ’life or death’ unless she transfers £1000s immediately. She says no. Indicating that in choice between life or death, she’d made up her mind…..
Most damaging bit of the Mark Menzies story is the allegation that government whips knew about this for months and chose to do nothing
Menzies lost the whip in Sunak’s chaos factory when the story broke that he used party money to pay his kidnappers, but not three months ago when they found out. Plus, him getting a dog pissed or being caught with a sex worker was all fine apparently. The Tories, everybody.
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@metpoliceuk @antisemitism Judging by the inadequate responses by your force to cases I complained about, this is no surprise. Even compared to other forces in places without a Jewish community, you are lacking
@supertanskiii I have it on good authority that the Tories fuck livestock.
@supertanskiii If I’d been on a 7-day hedonistic drugs bender, there is no way I could have come up with a story so bizarre as this.
@supertanskiii Ok so let’s summarise…
BREAKING: Police looking into claims MP Mark Menzies used campaign funds to pay 'bad people' mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…
@supertanskiii Not just a councillor, LEADER of the Tory council.
@supertanskiii What a vile individual, can you imagine the headlines if this was a labour Councillor. And they say the media int bias,yeah right....
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Lady in glasses, "The issue is, there seems to be a lot of MPs who don't know how to behave" #BBCQT Fiona Bruce, "And why do you think that is?" LIG, "I think there is a lot of pressure... For instance William Wragg who resigned the whip.. But he'd already said that he was…
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@ask_aubry Omg... i have argued with so many dudes that he wasn't a real friend if he could leave her alone and drunk. He was basically pumping nice guy points into her for 3 years hoping she'd dispense sex.
@ask_aubry "She rejected me so I don't care if she gets raped but that's understandable right?" Why are men ?!
Oh SexBots can't come soon enough so we don't have to deal with the dudes we weren't ever going to pick anyways.