vote uncommitted on super tuesday 🇵🇸 @defnotadino
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IOWA CITY: Tomorrow Speaker Mike Johnson, a genocide apologist and christian nationalist, will be joining local GOP Congresswoman Miller-Meeks for a fundraiser @ Courtyard by Marriott. There is a pro Palestinian demonstration planned at 330pm to confront these extremists.
he did a really successful movie called seventeen, google jerry seinfeld seventeen for more info
he did a really successful movie called seventeen, google jerry seinfeld seventeen for more info
Kimchi jjigae. The ultimate comfort food.
twin citians: I think I need to go back to therapy, but here’s the deal. I need someone who will bully me a little? I am a strong personality, very self aware, I intellectualize everything, I’m an annoying patient! I need a pretty assertive therapist. Anyone know anyone??
remember everyone!
it’s actually very nice that kristi noem is doing her own oppo to kneecap her future political career, saves us all a little time and money. because white people have a high tolerance for abuse of humans but a puppy?? hoo boy!
Happy Shut the Fuck Up Friday
what the FUCK
I have depression AND it’s cold and rainy and you’re telling me I have to work instead of wallowing all day? how is that fair.
in a remotely ethical country oncology nurses and hospice staff would be paid the way we pay cops now
JK Rowling is not an expert in genetics. But I am! Chromosomal "sex" is more complicated than a simple binary. XXY women exist. Hell, XY women and XX men exist because of translocations of the SRY gene. Stop erasing real people to fit your 5th grade understanding of biology
JK Rowling is not an expert in genetics. But I am! Chromosomal "sex" is more complicated than a simple binary. XXY women exist. Hell, XY women and XX men exist because of translocations of the SRY gene. Stop erasing real people to fit your 5th grade understanding of biology
If you ever get arrested during a protest (or literally ever) and you feel like you must speak the only word in your vocabulary is LAWYER
If you ever get arrested during a protest (or literally ever) and you feel like you must speak the only word in your vocabulary is LAWYER
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
depression is great because my life is objectively wonderful and yet I’m consumed with such a deep, abiding ennui that I just want to drift from room to room sighing sadly and take baths
dude. When we were walking in DC, a woman literally stopped us to tell Nancy that her body is this woman’s dream body. AND SHE WAS RIGHT
dude. When we were walking in DC, a woman literally stopped us to tell Nancy that her body is this woman’s dream body. AND SHE WAS RIGHT
not enough people mention the little free library that is a replica of the house when talking about the tulip house. or the squirrel camp shenanigans
Hey someone who watched all of the fallout show eps can you hit me up so I can ask you a question? I just finished ep 6 and am worried this is going in a certain uhh direction and if it's that I'd like to know beforehand bc ep 6 already towards the end yucked me out pretty bad
Busty Shackleford @gin__erso
1K Followers 1K Following The terror that flaps in the night. Coffee-dependent kitchen hag. Trainee Baba Yaga. cis she/her #UglyDogs
Fanny Craddock's mois.. @Lil_KPop_Katze
745 Followers 2K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Stangle’s Kid @lisasaurstomp
2K Followers 631 Following hot garbage mouth. i have already seen the treadmill video you’re about to send me. free palestine 🇵🇸
A Boo 👻 Too Far; M.. @CyborgBooBoo23
2K Followers 2K Following Baba Yaga, Teacher, and University of Utah fan. #twinja. I make cross stitch patterns at TweetStitch. She/her Classroom wishlist- https://t.co/vNesPYfMzP
mäther @carlysintothat
1K Followers 1K Following I am not staring at you. I am a cyborg photographer. Just act natural.
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.. @EllynDegenerate
1K Followers 3K Following Chief Twat. Not aesthetically pleasing; doesn’t even function. She/her. Find me on Bluesky @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Springtime Selina �.. @selina3sticks
3K Followers 2K Following Litigator, native Atlantan, longtime VW driver, chief of staff for 1 daughter, a German shepherd and a large menacing cat. Insta: lawyergobblesbooks
LA Chategris @LaChategris
888 Followers 571 Following
𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎.. @hotoynoodle
1K Followers 873 Following I have hollow bones -- you know, like a bird. We've met before.
Buff Yoshimitsu™️ @Granddad_Sr
2K Followers 1K Following Header by @BloodQZ || Irony in the streets caring in the sheets. || #ABGPBG - Always Be Giving People Baked Goods || Gatekeep the fgc more.
Ant Murdering She Dev.. @ShelleyElwood
1K Followers 898 Following "food-motivated but still kind of uptight" sabre-toothed tiger teenbot Probably a human being. Amateur Candy Witch. Happy Color Profiteer. Pomeranian
cheerfulexgirlfriend .. @cheerful_ExGF
2K Followers 1K Following Don't break your ankle. laugh at men. Thank you in advance for the attention I ordered. she/her bi/queer
Meerkats R Doing the .. @MeerkatsRMammal
2K Followers 2K Following Punk Rock Mama. Coffee Junkie. Feminist. Middle Finger Saluter. Racists Can Fuck Off. Trans Rights = Human Rights. Abortion is Healthcare. Pineapple on Pizza.
The Raven of Wroclaw @RavenOfWroclaw
2K Followers 5K Following Associate Professor of Narcolepsy. #twinja @[email protected] @theravenof.bsky.social
Grendel’s MILF @hannibalsexwife
641 Followers 485 Following it means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don’t care.
Zdesperowany szop @TrashPandaJedi
675 Followers 650 Following Might be an actual Trash Panda, I sure behave like one. He/Him #twinja
mythbri 🏳️�.. @mythbri
630 Followers 768 Following Chiefest and greatest of calamities. I swear quite a lot, I write & have opinions. she/her 🩷💜💙, 🖤🤍💚, support 🏳️⚧️people https://t.co/C5SwMFVpYU
Daphne Danielson @Rwenchette
754 Followers 712 Following Writer, artist. A lady in the streets but a freak in the tweets. 18+ She/her #stayThirsty 🔞 Pan/married/ridiculous / antis DNI 😙
anti-leafblower accou.. @eboldy
2K Followers 753 Following likes: corgis, psychology, memes; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley. 78% of tweets are for dramatic effect only
John Turner @johnnyredflag
2K Followers 5K Following Socialist. UCP-hater. Love live roots music and sports. B.A.(Hons.) (Calgary); M.A. (McMaster); LL.B. (Calgary). Survivor of Stage 4 cancer.I support Buffy.
Urassaya(Daughter) @Charmai98619732
130 Followers 676 Following Pretty brown eyes and a mind full of thoughts.
McSheloo @MSheloo13314
36 Followers 2K Following
Rachel Boyd @RachelABoyd
251 Followers 1K Following ATLien radicalized by the 104.7 Fish Xmas Wish, cancer survivor, intersectional feminist, dog/Dawg lover, bourbon and champagne enthusiast (she/hers)
Nancy Lerch @spearmintpup
246 Followers 901 Following Vilomah, statistician, musician, domestic abuse survivor/escapee, foodie, boozie. She/her.
Thesan @thesan45314
32 Followers 2K Following
TrendTears @TTears38603
40 Followers 2K Following
🇺🇦🏳️⚧.. @Nar_NarBaby
3K Followers 5K Following jonah| 26| enby | asexual | he/him| they/them| atheist| autistic|disabled | queer| artist| white| Furry| leftist| pro choice| intolerant of intolerance
ALOPTWAH @aloptwah
76 Followers 225 Following Joseph Here 👋🏽 | Working Out From Home |Calisthenics, Kettlebells, & Mobility | IG:@aloptwah - BLOG, SOCIALS, & FITNESS JOURNEY 👇🏽
Allison @allisoncarmola
83 Followers 569 Following Reader of books. Eater of food. Lover of sardonic humor. She/her.
Darth Maul Atreides @whiskyandwaves
459 Followers 698 Following Black lives matter. Rake and roustabout. Just the weatherman; you make the wind blow. Your dog will like me more than you. Freelance hat critic.
Rev. Cristobal Travie.. @ChrisIn_Big_D
11K Followers 12K Following 🇺🇦Lawyer. Cooks! Ordained Minister. Enlightened, secular humanist.💙 Fluent in dog and duck. I pick fights and I cuss: Fuck the NRA! #BLM Mexican food slut.
bitchy needs to chang.. @delle59
231 Followers 340 Following Costumer, seamstress, fannish type, #twinja
David Kaufman @dcoughman
1K Followers 5K Following married with children, I'd rather be swimming! RT ≠ endorsement
secretstove @stovessecret
45 Followers 828 Following Twitter banned my main account for violence after I told someone I hoped they stubbed their toe Phish
CoderLegion @CoderLegion1
2K Followers 4K Following Welcome to CoderLegion! We are a growing online programming community.
Noble Prophet of Fa-g.. @danobuspr
111 Followers 716 Following he/him. everyone stop being dicks. big gay. soccer fan. nerd. terfs fuck off.
Ahh @Okaynowwhat0209
1 Followers 222 Following
Justice Mayanja @JusticeMay1207
405 Followers 4K Following Greetings to everyone there am Justice mayanja an lgbtiq human rights defender in Kenya kakuma refugee camp located in Turkana county of Kenya 🇰🇪
Three and out @HaleHatTrick
148 Followers 656 Following Father of triplet boys and bourbon fan (because of triplet boys…)
doug @DigDougDap
223 Followers 590 Following Kill the headlights and put it in neutral. Noted Eddie Sutton enthusiast. My Orlando Magic and Orlando City tweets will get annoying.
Jessica Kant @jessdkant
7K Followers 2K Following Researcher, therapist, heavily caffeinated 🏳️🌈 she/her 🏳️⚧️ Trans rights, public health, opinions that of my cat. https://t.co/k3dweEX65R
T.L. Pavlich 🍉 @tlpavlich
2K Followers 2K Following Writer, theatre artist, transmasc nb (they/them) | Features Editor @The_Rumpus | Perpetually 🙃
honcho_villa @dad_lyf3
308 Followers 1K Following I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes. Cissy | He/Haw
Rose, in the spring @castle_roogna
738 Followers 2K Following I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you.
Tee Zay Tee Ziy Kiy @andrea_reiher
3K Followers 2K Following Freelancer, member Television Critics Association. May or may not be notable. Writing at @heavysan, @variety, @popsugar, @EW, @collider.
Jane @MyTeamBlows
203 Followers 574 Following Rants, Complaints, Hate, Resentment, Resignation, Disappointment, Anger, Animosity, Bitterness, Outrage, Desperation, and Fury about the teams we hate to love.
Esca__role @RoleEsca16164
26 Followers 2K Following
unfard @unfard
630 Followers 1K Following tired. there is no such thing as other people’s children. she/her
McNeetee @MNeetee53515
23 Followers 2K Following
CrafterNova @Skywalker_483
106 Followers 802 Following He/they Sexuality-questioning. may be graysexual Naturalist Pacifist Intersectional Feminist #ProChoice LGBTQ+ ally 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ #CiswithTrans #LGBwiththeTQIA+
Conquest of Cornbread.. @GrassKetchum
582 Followers 2K Following 🔞28 ♍ 6'1 he/him Free OF: @grassketchum Green Party/SocAlternative NC Ass. accountant Scientific Socialist pan/demi Cashapp: $JDrizzlesonrain IG: biscuitking69
The Albert Parsons Pr.. @albertparsonspr
846 Followers 931 Following Co-host @yalltacon, find me over here as well: https://t.co/LsBEtuk6Z1
Jinx 🖤🤍💜 @JinxExMachina
436 Followers 709 Following Cis Lesbian | Lavender Menace | She/They | Mouthy Woman | Right to Due Process is in the Constitution- twice.
Celeste🏳️⚧�.. @CelesteLaverty
1K Followers 988 Following 22, Horror buff, metalhead, book nerd, queer, witch bitch, and a pagan. Have been accused of being a godless demon. Poly and partnered.
pro-abortion theme pa.. @jamiekurashyes
2K Followers 4K Following she/her. phd. a little sparkly, a lot messy, so spooky. black lives matter. love is love. trans lives matter. smash the patriarchy. eras houston n2 edinburgh n1
EndinMind @EndinMindMn
529 Followers 540 Following Don’t let our name freak you out! We inspire community and family conversations around living and dying well and we have fun doing it!
jill heather @jillheather
214 Followers 358 Following Later. I promise. As soon as I'm through, I'll clean up my room. I promise. I do. she/her #toastietwitter
LushSun @SunLush89740
7 Followers 1K Following
Lamentation Smythe @SadbirdSmythe
541 Followers 3K Following Loab stan. I really love birbs a lot, okay? Sorry I'm not less boring. Ex hooker. Lefty. Trek Trek Trek. I hate Chod a lot. She/they
Asswhiskey @asswhiskey
121 Followers 2K Following Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime; that's why I shitpost on company time. They/Them
SquirmyWormm’nHesse @j_ramser
283 Followers 1K Following you’ll no doubt remember me as the kid who ran into Boomer Esiason in the concourse of pre-“Rally’s” Cardinal Stadium at that fateful Louisville Redbirds game
Jess Phillips @ShihTzuSnuggles
779 Followers 889 Following Mom to 5 furbabies. Wife of USAF vet MSgt @kennyrayphillips. Fleetwood Mac. MS of Counseling Psych. #kindness #shihtzu #occult #hermetic #consciousness
Kate Bickford @kate_bickford
62 Followers 3K Following
Busty Shackleford @gin__erso
1K Followers 1K Following The terror that flaps in the night. Coffee-dependent kitchen hag. Trainee Baba Yaga. cis she/her #UglyDogs
Fanny Craddock's mois.. @Lil_KPop_Katze
745 Followers 2K Following building designer. Never a satirist, except when I am and still a lover of kittens and green vegetables. #Twinja she/her Straya!
Stangle’s Kid @lisasaurstomp
2K Followers 631 Following hot garbage mouth. i have already seen the treadmill video you’re about to send me. free palestine 🇵🇸
A Boo 👻 Too Far; M.. @CyborgBooBoo23
2K Followers 2K Following Baba Yaga, Teacher, and University of Utah fan. #twinja. I make cross stitch patterns at TweetStitch. She/her Classroom wishlist- https://t.co/vNesPYfMzP
mäther @carlysintothat
1K Followers 1K Following I am not staring at you. I am a cyborg photographer. Just act natural.
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.. @EllynDegenerate
1K Followers 3K Following Chief Twat. Not aesthetically pleasing; doesn’t even function. She/her. Find me on Bluesky @ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Springtime Selina �.. @selina3sticks
3K Followers 2K Following Litigator, native Atlantan, longtime VW driver, chief of staff for 1 daughter, a German shepherd and a large menacing cat. Insta: lawyergobblesbooks
LA Chategris @LaChategris
888 Followers 571 Following
𝐻𝑜 𝒯𝑜𝓎.. @hotoynoodle
1K Followers 873 Following I have hollow bones -- you know, like a bird. We've met before.
Buff Yoshimitsu™️ @Granddad_Sr
2K Followers 1K Following Header by @BloodQZ || Irony in the streets caring in the sheets. || #ABGPBG - Always Be Giving People Baked Goods || Gatekeep the fgc more.
Ant Murdering She Dev.. @ShelleyElwood
1K Followers 898 Following "food-motivated but still kind of uptight" sabre-toothed tiger teenbot Probably a human being. Amateur Candy Witch. Happy Color Profiteer. Pomeranian
cheerfulexgirlfriend .. @cheerful_ExGF
2K Followers 1K Following Don't break your ankle. laugh at men. Thank you in advance for the attention I ordered. she/her bi/queer
Meerkats R Doing the .. @MeerkatsRMammal
2K Followers 2K Following Punk Rock Mama. Coffee Junkie. Feminist. Middle Finger Saluter. Racists Can Fuck Off. Trans Rights = Human Rights. Abortion is Healthcare. Pineapple on Pizza.
The Raven of Wroclaw @RavenOfWroclaw
2K Followers 5K Following Associate Professor of Narcolepsy. #twinja @[email protected] @theravenof.bsky.social
Grendel’s MILF @hannibalsexwife
641 Followers 485 Following it means nothing to me. I have no opinion about it, and I don’t care.
Zdesperowany szop @TrashPandaJedi
675 Followers 650 Following Might be an actual Trash Panda, I sure behave like one. He/Him #twinja
mythbri 🏳️�.. @mythbri
630 Followers 768 Following Chiefest and greatest of calamities. I swear quite a lot, I write & have opinions. she/her 🩷💜💙, 🖤🤍💚, support 🏳️⚧️people https://t.co/C5SwMFVpYU
Daphne Danielson @Rwenchette
754 Followers 712 Following Writer, artist. A lady in the streets but a freak in the tweets. 18+ She/her #stayThirsty 🔞 Pan/married/ridiculous / antis DNI 😙
anti-leafblower accou.. @eboldy
2K Followers 753 Following likes: corgis, psychology, memes; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley. 78% of tweets are for dramatic effect only
Flightradar24 @flightradar24
1.1M Followers 622 Following Track air traffic in real time from all around the world! Apps: https://t.co/AnZhJUIrBg | FAQ: https://t.co/WkTgAaePHs | Support: https://t.co/BomORktp7R
nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR
36K Followers 3K Following Politics Reporter at @RollingStone • i write about brain poison • 🇲🇽 • takes my own • tips: [email protected]
Jeff Lawson @jeffiel
46K Followers 155 Following Owner of The Onion. Entrepreneur, ex-CEO and cofounder of Twilio. NYT Worst Selling author.
Layla 🪬 @itslaylas
29K Followers 2K Following power to the people! | palestinian-american, grad student @columbiassw, organizing @p4p_cssw, alum @ncstate psych | likes & RT’s aren’t endorsements | she/her |
🇺🇦🏳️⚧.. @Nar_NarBaby
3K Followers 5K Following jonah| 26| enby | asexual | he/him| they/them| atheist| autistic|disabled | queer| artist| white| Furry| leftist| pro choice| intolerant of intolerance
Official Bluey TV @OfficialBlueyTV
144K Followers 65 Following Welcome to the Bluey official Twitter account! 💙Follow for updates including episodes, events & merchandise. This is a commercial channel from BBC Studios
hey shit-ass, wear a .. @DEC0L0NIZE
9K Followers 6K Following he/him, #FreeCongo🇨🇩#FreeSudan🇸🇩#FreePalestine🇵🇸 #DisabilityJustice founder: @vgnhiphopmvmnt @toxicmra ig: @decolonize__ venmo/cash app: $UpsetTheSetup
maryam مريم🇵�.. @bluepashminas
12K Followers 169 Following ☭ free kashmir, victory to the intifada🔻@columbiasjp land & women are not for conquest.
Caitlin Clark @CaitlinClark22
343K Followers 599 Following Indiana Fever | Iowa Women’s Basketball Alum | 3x USA Basketball Gold Medalist | Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Minnesota Landscape A.. @mnarboretum
4K Followers 734 Following The Minnesota Landscape Arboretum is 1,200 acres of gardens, tree collections and more!
bitchy needs to chang.. @delle59
231 Followers 340 Following Costumer, seamstress, fannish type, #twinja
Tee Zay Tee Ziy Kiy @andrea_reiher
3K Followers 2K Following Freelancer, member Television Critics Association. May or may not be notable. Writing at @heavysan, @variety, @popsugar, @EW, @collider.
Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit
72K Followers 3K Following Writer. Widow. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴
Noble Prophet of Fa-g.. @danobuspr
111 Followers 716 Following he/him. everyone stop being dicks. big gay. soccer fan. nerd. terfs fuck off.
Planetary Society @exploreplanets
256K Followers 920 Following Find your place in space. Become a member today at https://t.co/DNYphxPL4D
Jessica Kant @jessdkant
7K Followers 2K Following Researcher, therapist, heavily caffeinated 🏳️🌈 she/her 🏳️⚧️ Trans rights, public health, opinions that of my cat. https://t.co/k3dweEX65R
Death Cab for Cutie @dcfc
148K Followers 29 Following The 'Give Up' & 'Transatlanticism' 20th anniversary celebration with @PostalService continues in 2024. Tickets: https://t.co/TSwlcw2k17
Kendall Brown @kendallybrown
25K Followers 6K Following healthcare advocate | Quaker | I live for books, plants, and Dolly Parton
Rose, in the spring @castle_roogna
738 Followers 2K Following I read a tweet about a New Yorker article about you.
Lead Actor from Pixar.. @ByYourLogic
268K Followers 2K Following My life was a straight line before I met you, Jean Valjean
Bar Keepers Friend @barkeeperfriend
16K Followers 1K Following The official Twitter page for Bar Keepers Friend | A Premium Household Cleanser & Polish | Invented in 1882 | Once Tried Always Used!
Eve Lindley @EveLindley
6K Followers 464 Following
Jared Pesto @highflystai
29 Followers 498 Following never end a sentence with a preposition. not a bot. #twinja
Jeff Wise @ManvBrain
13K Followers 546 Following Science journo behind https://t.co/GqXTnaXpvj podcast. Writing for @NYmag, @BW, @VanityFair, etc. Books: Extreme Fear, The Taking of MH370
unfard @unfard
630 Followers 1K Following tired. there is no such thing as other people’s children. she/her
dw retired teacher @retired_in_tx
2K Followers 3K Following Retired educator, reader, voting blue in a sea of red. No lists. Old account vanished when I upgraded my phone.😏My pup is @MinkaTXDoggess
the Tiz 🍉 @TheTizHere
122 Followers 249 Following Art • puzzles • singing • end genocide • ban nuclear weapons • peace with justice • savor good thing while good thing is still here
Wizard_bisan1 @wizardbisan
124K Followers 16 Following Palestinian, Filmmaker, Traveler and dreamer✨
Tesla Ls @TeslatakingLs
6K Followers 374 Following Parody/Satire account. Over/Under on amount of time it takes for Elon to clap this account? DM submissions.
The Bear @TheBearFX
55K Followers 12 Following A young chef fights to transform a sandwich shop alongside a rough-around-the-edges kitchen crew. All episodes now streaming. Only on Hulu #TheBearFX
Jinx 🖤🤍💜 @JinxExMachina
436 Followers 709 Following Cis Lesbian | Lavender Menace | She/They | Mouthy Woman | Right to Due Process is in the Constitution- twice.
Bayan 𓂆 @BayanPalestine
120K Followers 174 Following Palestinian. Feminist. Journalist. From the river to the sea 🇵🇸 الوطن أوّلًا والوطن أخيرًا
Jules 🚲🌐🚃 @fischbiscch
392 Followers 1K Following aspiring Shark Week cage diver | pro housing | pro bike | anti consumption | 🌈 🚴🏻♀️ 🍃 🦈
Celeste🏳️⚧�.. @CelesteLaverty
1K Followers 988 Following 22, Horror buff, metalhead, book nerd, queer, witch bitch, and a pagan. Have been accused of being a godless demon. Poly and partnered.
pro-abortion theme pa.. @jamiekurashyes
2K Followers 4K Following she/her. phd. a little sparkly, a lot messy, so spooky. black lives matter. love is love. trans lives matter. smash the patriarchy. eras houston n2 edinburgh n1
EndinMind @EndinMindMn
529 Followers 540 Following Don’t let our name freak you out! We inspire community and family conversations around living and dying well and we have fun doing it!
Hannah Riley @hannahcrileyy
32K Followers 1K Following occasional writer/organizer/abolitionist. trying to make journalism a little better. stop cop city!
Sam • AûDHD • �.. @momma182
764 Followers 2K Following Autistic. Mother. | #EveryChildMatters #BLM #adhd #cptsd #hEDS
—☆ 🇵🇸 @elusivespring
61 Followers 802 Following inescapable brainrot | chasing the elusive blue spring mayfly of youth etc etc.
Gay Bitch Syndrome™.. @TwyliteGalaxy
268 Followers 601 Following they/them//indigenous+Latinx//i identify as Tired™️//polyam, gay as shit, queer as in fuc u//BLM, ACAB, land back//Sorry but if you arrive at your gate 10 minutes before a flight is scheduled to take off, whatever happens is kind of on you 🤷🏼♀️
I have no idea what movie I want to watch tonight but I don’t work again until Tuesday so I can care even less than usual about how bad my sleep has been again lately.
every time I get this I die a little (complimentary)
I packed up the bathroom cabinets extremely haphazardly, so I’m not surprised something exploded in the bag, but did it HAVE to be the liquid Dramamine from my nuclear hangover two weekends ago?? This feels like insult to injury 😭
Lots of talk about iron deficiency on the TL and I can’t imagine eating ice not because it is gross or weird or anything but because I have horrible cold sensitivity on my teeth lol
when you've lost catturd, etc.
so I'm guessing I missed some stuff while I was traveling
I know "I Can Do it with a Broken Heart" is about a breakup, but it really resonates to me as someone with bipolar disorder cause sometimes I am living my life that way.
Welp, got the inspection done and it appears there are multiple serious issues with that house, so it looks like it’s back to the drawing board
Trying to imagine what it’s like being a petite person, like just a short, stick skinny person who doesn’t have to worry about knocking things over with her wagon (just knocked someone’s water bottle off a weight bench with my ass)
Red cabbage “gumbo” with shrimp, chicken sausage, peppers, cauliflower rice with some grillos.
@defnotadino It’s super diabetic friendly too (I’ll just swap to a fake rice) and it looks AMAZING and will solve sad day feelings
@annathenoble 100% never go to a chiro in this case, higher risk of injury
@defnotadino I googled this right after seeing the post and just bookmarked a recipe
Brilliant typo in a paper I’m grading
You have AOC with a fake giant ass as your header
@Ollie_XVX I’m at the pentacrest on the University Of Iowa campus where liberal white women and their soyboys protest has started. There fixed. 🤡 🌎
New neighbor came over and introduced himself with a bottle of wine. I told him we’ll have to have a glass with my husband. He gone say “I thought that was your brother and y’all had a daycare”.
🚪(2/2) (Not really sensitive, just didn’t wanna spoil it)
i can't really explain why but i do not trust this account
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