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lawyer ⚖️ H2Opolo Dad 🤽🏻 liberal AF 🌊 @49ers #FTTB Clovis, CA Joined June 2016-
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My rescue lab, Sirius, says #KristiNoem is NOT a “good guy with a gun” 😡 #KristiNoemIsAMonster #KristiNoemIsEvil #dogsoftwitter
Typed out a 55 page Master’s thesis the weekend before it was due. Got a “pass subject to revision.” Added 10 pages, got a Master’s degree. 🤷🏻♂️
Typed out a 55 page Master’s thesis the weekend before it was due. Got a “pass subject to revision.” Added 10 pages, got a Master’s degree. 🤷🏻♂️
One of my neighbors in Clovis has one, and it looks super stupid and doesn’t fit anywhere.
One of my neighbors in Clovis has one, and it looks super stupid and doesn’t fit anywhere.
This is so good 🤌
Brilliant. I now have a new lawyer side quest! #lawtwitter
Brilliant. I now have a new lawyer side quest! #lawtwitter
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KATE. MARTIN. LFGGGGG😎😎🤍🤍
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Once that Jardiance jingle hits your ears your day is sunk, huh? 😒
Do you prefer the chicken, or the shit with glass?
Where were you during the #WhiteBronco chase? I was in the Bixby Hall lounge at @ucdavis riveted to the TV. #OJ
Caitlin Clark is the green dot on this chart. One of one.
REX MANNING DAY IS COMING???!!!
Caitlin Clark is great. Kamilla Cardoso is great. Iowa is great. South Carolina is great. Bluder and Dawn are great. This title game is great. Paige is great. Aziaha James is great. JuJu is great. ESPN's studio show is great. This tournament is great. Can we all stop hating on…
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12K Followers 1K Following BTS at @FS1 || Hot takes on the Almost Shameless podcast | Formerly USA Today, NFL Network, NBC Sports Boston ||🔥 opinions are mine only || LA x BostonThis vacuous shitbird was too fucked in the head to grasp that bragging about shooting your dog makes you Satan incarnate. She is a vile fucking pox. Dumb as a bag of socks. Vapid as shit. Soulless, brainless, gutless. I’d call her trash but at least that can be recycled.
We love animals, but tough decisions like this happen all the time on a farm. Sadly, we just had to put down 3 horses a few weeks ago that had been in our family for 25 years. If you want more real, honest, and politically INcorrect stories that’ll have the media gasping,…
@KristiNoem That’s quite a word salad just to say you’re a terrible human being
@KristiNoem You and Trump are meant for each other. Both vile.
A very happy birthday to my family by choice and my forever favorite co-star @KevinJames! Love you so much, Kevvy!
Does anyone know what the statute of limitations for animal cruelty is in South Dakota? Asking for no reason in particular ….
@KristiNoem @Riley_Gaines_ Do you keep this on your fridge so you don’t get confused? 👇🏻
Bills trading with their main obstacle to reaching a Super Bowl and strengthening their roster…worst move so far #NFLDraft
Man, we drafted Ronaldo. It’s over for the rest of the league
I find it really annoying that CNN’s Chief Legal Affairs Correspondent has never tried a case and barely practiced law (if she ever did) in the year between law school and becoming a journalist. And it shows by how career prosecutors disagree with her.
Kristi Noem is trash. Decades with hunting- and bird-dogs, and the number I've killed because they were chicken-sharp or had too much prey drive is ZERO. Puppies need slow exposure to birds, and bird-scent. She killed a puppy because she was lazy at training bird dogs, not…
This is the greatest day of my life
@minakimes You're in the NYT Crossword 😎
After all the burrito talk yesterday, now I’m considering starting a burrito company where the burritos are the actual size they should be. I’m sick of this shrinking burrito epidemic.
A life without huge burritos is not a life worth living.
@JJWatt You wouldn't have to work so hard if you didn't eat such huge burritos
Today’s oral argument before SCOTUS has made it clearer than ever - dramatically so - that there is absolutely no excuse to not vote for Joe Biden this November. The federal case against Trump will be remanded and not tried before Election Day. And if Trump wins, America is over.