D @figuremonkey

Hilarious, talented philanthropist… three words that have absolutely no business being in this bio. FFC bsky.app/profile/figure… To the left, to the left Joined July 2011

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D @figuremonkey

2 days ago

@pslucas03 Yeah, but if he gets the recruitment right we’re golden. A few we need to buy, and there needs to be more of a focus on pulling the academy players through this season; we’ve got one of the best academies in the world and they need to start seeing a path to the 1st Team

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2 days ago

@pslucas03 No I’m a Fulham fan and Harry Wilson chose to sign with Leeds when his contract expired with us at the end of last season, so we need a replacement. Hassan looks fantastic, even though he’s being a bit mismanaged at Oviedo

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2 days ago

We should be absolutely all over this with Harry Wilson gone. Balance, composure and end product

Red Matchday @pslucas03

2 days ago

🚨 Celtic have submitted a second bid for Haissem Hassan after his standout World Cup performances with Egypt. Negotiations with Real Oviedo are progressing. 🇪🇬☘️ #CelticFC #TransferNews

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3 days ago

at this point Messi could run up and stab Rodri in the centre circle and it’d end up a Spain foul for obstruction

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3 days ago

Would love a country to come out and just bang out a bit of Whigfield instead of their dry-as-elbows national anthem… England or Scotland might just be the only two countries mental enough to do it Stadium would be fucking BOUNCING

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3 days ago

Can we do a hydration break in the middle of this please

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7 days ago

Tuchel’s probably gonna bring Trevoh Chalobah on now

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7 days ago

Otamendi might just be the thing that kills Argentina here, if I’m Kane I’m sitting on him for every cross

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7 days ago

Pickford prompting the ref for the hydration break himself is fucking class

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7 days ago

Zero cards should tell you this ref is an absolute pussy

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a week ago

The man says a thing that you only say if you’re getting disrespected to remind the ref that respect is a two-way street and apparently this makes him arrogant. I’m no Messi stan, but Ronaldo fanboys genuinely all have a mental illness

Ray @Ray_RMCF

a week ago

This is the guy you all claim to be humble?😂

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D @figuremonkey

2 weeks ago

Mbappe missing a pen in a QF is it?

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2 weeks ago

He’s even getting done for pace by everyone here

Jemz 👨🏿‍💻 @YourBoyJemz

2 weeks ago

😂😂😂😂👋🏿

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D @figuremonkey

2 weeks ago

Unsurprising a former AIPAC member is equating maintaining rule of law with perceived victimhood

Jonathan Greenberg @JGreenbergSez

2 weeks ago

A huge cultural difference between international soccer and American sports cultures. Americans are used to our athletes saying they prefer to beat an opponent at full strength. International soccer culture - the same culture that produces players pretending to be injured - is

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D @figuremonkey

2 weeks ago

@TrillyxWonka @_O_F__ @bisping What, cos we know about, yet don’t recognise the slang of a small bunch of Oxford weirdos? This ain’t the own you seem to think it is pal