You Park Like a C*** @YPLAC
A blog about people who park like c***s. Upload any pics of c***s to https://t.co/pLH9PqAMEa. Buy our stuff here: https://t.co/9Ok6rp1koQ youparklikeacunt.com Omnipresent Joined November 2011-
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Better my score was revealed, you could’ve offered me 5/10 and I would’ve bitten your arm off. Very tricky today. Scored 7/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk
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So much for the traffic calming measures @YPLAC
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Hi @Susan4_ED and @AmyCallaghanSNP. Seeing as you are both on the campaign trail, what's your thoughts on @EDCouncil complete inability to enforce pavement parking ban?
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Double dose of van-twat on the way home @YPLAC
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Shit parking in Montenegro too, @YPLAC...
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More amazing parking on West Street
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@sturmeyarcher3 @YPLAC @MyGlasgowCC This guy had to get his Loop N Scoop so he HAD to park here. Originally he parked by the shelter at the stop but didn’t like us standing by his car and backed up to here. 😂
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@YPLAC South Ruislip, cheers you knob!!
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Runaway car dangles above house after crash bbc.in/3wharbF
So many sticker options for the cars in this thread... yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-…
So many sticker options for the cars in this thread... yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-… https://t.co/juCyFT5EwU
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cones to stop clowns parking on the pavement which is about to be resurfaced...and then the clown parks on the pavement which has been resurfaced @YPLAC standard @EDCouncil drivist behaviour
We have one for this. Get yours here NOW. yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-…
We have one for this. Get yours here NOW. yplac.co.uk/product/yplac-… https://t.co/ARKBCQbKZ9
Tough one today Scored 7/10 in today's quiz, think you can do better? #quizoftheday quizoftheday.co.uk
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Saw this fucking monstrosity today. It can’t even fit in a parking space and its width barely fits in a lane but these fucking things are legal? The bumper bar is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen on a vehicle. Fuck off to every single wanker who needs this for their ego.
Gonna be generous as assume they forgot they had a trailer
Gonna be generous as assume they forgot they had a trailer
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@YPLAC apparantly driving a campervan in Aviemore means you can park anywhere, not only blocking the pavement, but also the view for other motorists leaving the carpark @TheCairngorms @cairngormsnews
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@MyGlasgowCC @YPLAC is it going to be like this every weekend/sunny day now?
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@YPLAC on brand here in Winchester
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Runaway car dangles above house after crash bbc.in/3wharbF
@YPLAC @andieckeparkt Yeah, that's what came to my mind first, but we can do so much better. My grandma called a (cheap) wig "Hurratüte" ("hooray bag"). And, famously, national team goalie Uli Stein got banned for calling Beckenbauer "Suppenkasper", a reference to the eponymous story from 1845!
@YPLAC presseportal.de/blaulicht/pm/4… Bonus points for writing "parked."
I simply would not go on a date with someone I didn’t really fancy when I could take myself out instead and maybe I’ll die alone but!!!! This seems miserable
These are some examples I thought of off the top of my head of the good old days when people had a sense of humour and weren't OFFENDED by everything.
Remember the good old days of comedy where people didn't get OFFENDED by everything and Lenny Bruce got arrested for swearing, Mary Whitehouse had a platform for years on end, the Christian right bullied a cancer charity in to refusing a donation from Jerry Springer the Opera...
@YPLAC The ultimate 'Can't park there mate'
Big Mac, fries and a McClamp please??? Not gonna be a “Happy Meal” officer 😁😁
@Andy_Parmo @YPLAC Always Undertaking Dickhead Inside As plain as day
@Andy_Parmo @YPLAC Audi ✅ Private number✅ Gel plate✅
@Andy_Parmo @YPLAC That’s quite a big exhaust pipe for an EV. Does it have its own coal-burning power station built-in to provide electricity?
@Andy_Parmo @YPLAC The triple six doesn’t help me think kind thoughts on the driver! Hahaha
@Andy_Parmo @YPLAC 4D personalised plate, bad tints - should be V666 HUN.
@Andy_Parmo @YPLAC I can beat that hands down......
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