austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode
starer at screens, pusher of bits. sre/infra/o11y. cat dad Seattle, WA Joined April 2009-
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) retweeted
well they paved paradise and put up a
boba shop next to the parking lot built over the bunker where hitler killed himself
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i left btw. find me at thebadcode.bsky.social
make invalid states unrepresentable
boba shop next to the parking lot built over the bunker where hitler killed himself
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@CohenSite The policy should be: you’re eating something from a street food cart, god bless and good luck.
@TiredActor Shark jump moment. Horrible insane traumatic television for No Reason for a character already slated to die in a handful of episodes. My gf said “oh this is torture porn”.
It’s a great song don’t get me wrong, but Gordon Lightfoot got a lucky fuckin break by getting to rhyme “peril” with “Fitzgerald”.
@mywheelhouseftw 🎵 Take a loss / country road / now would ya bet / on a toss 🎵
Lot of folks on here missing the point that Trump is a stupid, narcissistic bully who conceives of every conflict in terms of an 80s real estate conflict and has unilateral, unreviewable, and irrevocable nuclear launch authority.
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@mattfreed All the inspiration they needed was right there
this is what every city, township, and county will look like under the second trump administration (derogatory)
this is what every lake, river, and stream will look like under the second trump administration
@AnneNotation This is my political platform 👍
@AlexGodofsky elon clearly doesn’t
And yet inflation cost dems the election. The voters have spoken!
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