SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity
computer security person. former helpdesk. Cyber, USA Joined April 2014-
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The first college I worked at, a male staff member in the student affairs office put in a ticket for a broken mouse. He said every time he clicked something it would close. He asked for a new mouse. I get to his office, and he has a heavy stack of papers sitting on his esc key.
The first college I worked at, a male staff member in the student affairs office put in a ticket for a broken mouse. He said every time he clicked something it would close. He asked for a new mouse. I get to his office, and he has a heavy stack of papers sitting on his esc key.
Visualizing the intricacies of all the moving parts involved in building out a cybersecurity program...
Honestly, getting rid of adobe flash on most Internet browsers is what killed the Internet there was so much more to do when flash was around
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Works for me?
@sysadafterdark Please don’t say sccm Please don’t say sccm Please don’t say sccm
yeah. I think the missing piece here is that flash was rare in its philosophy as a game engine designed for 2D artists - unlike three.js/HTML5 canvas which are entirely inaccessible if you can't code
the fucked up thing is, we now have three.js, and HTML5. which are both leagues beyond what flash was ever capable of from a technical standpoint, but no popular sites are currently actively experimenting with this new creative landscape to make the user experience more engaging.
The disinherited sons of British landed gentry washing up in the New World to find their fortune is a centuries old tradition
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I’ve read this entire piece & it’s insane that someone would type the whole thing out thinking “Yes, this is something people should know about”, but even more insane that the editor of any semi-respectable publication would read it & think, “Yes, we should publish this”.
There is NO PROTOCOL for treating an unconscious corn-allergic patient experiencing an acute hypoglycemic episode, since cornstarch sugar (dextrose/D-glucose) is currently the only glucose (blood sugar)-elevating agent available to treat hypoglycemia. …allergyadvocacyresources.blogspot.com/2022/08/my-aug…
Scenario: An unconscious corn-allergic patient has been taken by ambulance to the E.R. after a severe car accident. The patient is experiencing an acute hypoglycemic episode. What is the current protocol for treating this patient?
using my husband’s old cigarette case as a holder for my tampons has worked out amazingly well
@glumDumpst3r You just need to add a cute background - way less scary then
@SwiftOnSecurity Oh no this is your first bad take I hate Super Troopers. Although I've been informed it is due to having 2 x chromosomes
@SwiftOnSecurity Oh shit, I've seen this before... YOU'VE BOUGHT A MOBSTER'S SAFEHOUSE...
@SwiftOnSecurity That's an old POTS line. Made for mounting these:
Which one is more painful?
@SwiftOnSecurity can't wait to make my house full on ethernet-crazy one I get the motivation hehe
@SwiftOnSecurity You are rich with ports. I'm jealous. I have to use Moca adapters in my rental.
@SwiftOnSecurity maybe there’s a 60m ham dipole on the other end.
@SwiftOnSecurity ooooo i heard a word i didn't understand, let me write a hit piece on words above an 8th grade level. -ppl in 2024
@SwiftOnSecurity I had my last house like that. Coax, cat3 and cat5e to each room all leading back to a Leviton distribution panel. I don’t think the buyer gave a shit lol