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Writing prompt from Kimiko Hahn: When you wake up in the morning, listen to the sounds nearby for 3-4 minutes. Jot them down.
Shorts and hoodie weather in February. If you see a Midwesterner smiling and enjoying themselves, leave them be. This is a spiritual time for us.
It is permissible in English for a preposition to be what you end a sentence with. The idea that it should be avoided came from writers who were trying to align the language with Latin, but there is no reason to suggest ending a sentence with a preposition is wrong.
“The Christmas gift books settle into the household” My cartoon for this week’s @GuardianBooks
the thing about writing is there are always better words and they can always be placed in a better order… how fun. how upsetting.
I’m not making any resolutions, I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.
A Christmas cartoon for @GuardianBooks.
My 2023 TV viewing project is ending with King of the Hill, and only in final and 24th episode of the 13 season, did the plot reveal that Kahn’s name is an anagram of Hank’s. 🤯 I can’t believe I never caught on!
Super happy and proud to have planned and presented with these colleagues to fellow literacy leaders on secondary literacy at #cel23
Asked if winning a Nobel Peace Prize or becoming President was the most exciting thing that happened to him Jimmy Carter responds, “when Rosalynn said she’d marry me — I think that was the most exciting thing.”
Listened to a Gwendolyn Brooks poem new to me in a session at #ncte23 📝 Speech to the Young: Speech to the Progress-Toward (Among them Nora and Henry III) poetrysociety.org/poetry-in-moti…
Lovely to hear the poet and essayist Hanif Abdurraqib in our opening session. (He’s a Columbus local.) Plus, I read his collection The Crown Ain’t Worth Much earlier this year. #ncte23
Reunited with my state education agency gals from across the country. Let the fun begin! #ncte23
Living for the Michigan accent of one of the NCTE presenters in my current session. The way they say “a” makes me smile. 😌
Looking forward to reading this paper 📄 Assigning AI: Seven Approaches for Students, with Prompts @SSRN papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cf…
Another jam-packed session at #ncte23. This one is on how to teach writing in the age of artificial intelligence.
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1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dreamfellas is it woke to not die from cardiac arrest
How is it even possible that @BradleyWhitford feels this way? I am wondering if it is some kind of ugly trick, and he is laying the framework to steal my savings, or my dog. (Take the savings; leave the dog.)
One of my favorite human beings on the planet is @ANNELAMOTT. The arrival of a new book of hers is cause for celebration. I’ve already listened to her narration cuz I love her voice and she’s funny as hell and now I’m buying “Somehow” for my mother in law. It’s brilliant.
Biden doing a live interview with Howard Stern the day after the New York Times put out a bizarre screed attempting to justify its stream of negative stories about Biden because he won’t do an interview with them is the America I want to live in.
Yesterday one of my students told me that whenever he runs into a teacher outside of school in he never says hi because it’ll “Damage his street cred” so I reminded him that he has no street cred cause his mom still makes his lunch
See, this is just me, but if I shot young dogs, I would keep that to myself.
the closer she is to biden the more power the progressive movement holds. yall suck at politics
AOC is the definition of a wolf in sheep’s clothing.
The college protests are a reminder to everyone at how quickly the police are mobilized to violently arrest anyone that political leaders don’t like. The students are “dangerous” simply because they disagree. I hope you’re seeing this.
Opinion | I would rather have Trump leading insurrections than Biden doing the things I’m lying about him doing. by Bill Barr
The NBA should have jeans night. I wanna see how good they play in jeans
My 91yo grandma just told me that she got a scam call from someone pretending to be me and needing money and at the end they said a cheque would be fine and she said “And who should I make it out to, since you’re obviously not Aaron” and they hung up on her. What a legend.
Do watercolors of our wives
question for men: what are your favourite things to do with other men?
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think "Wow, how'd they do that effect!" then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff
The prosecution of former presidents should be reserved for only the most serious charges, such as lying about an extramarital affair in a civil case that was thrown out of court
my optometrist told me to be on the lookout for astigmatism because it’s more prevalent in people of color and i was like “WOAH stop right there i am WHITE” and she said “okay Stacey Dash” and I’m still laughing about it.
I thought ‘you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me’ was a quote from Bane not a Taylor Swift song lmao