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I know mental healthcare in this country is abysmal, but my therapist just told me to go see some Italian clown? How the fuck do you even write a prescription for clown...
I totally understand cryptocurrency. So, how many Xanga kudos for some heroin?
Happy Potroast day to @RoJoHen
Me and one of the bartenders at work keep talking about starting a commune, but we know that word has bad optics in some groups, so we've been calling it "Homie Summer Camp" which is great because that's hilarious and whips ass
The state of Tennessee keeps rejecting my proposal for a new youth hockey league that uses the same branding as their professional team. I guess the world just isn't ready for the Nashville Child Predators...
Liberals: oh you care about palestine? stop tweeting and do something *people organize nation-wide protests and actions at great personal risk* Liberals: you swine. i hope the police beat you into a fine red paste. i hope they come after your families. how dare you
Thinking that your DNA is what makes you a philosopher really explains why she used to fuck the fascist racist who owns this place
Thinking that your DNA is what makes you a philosopher really explains why she used to fuck the fascist racist who owns this place
I think top 40 pop music being your favorite kind of music, and hating any top 40 pop music just for being top 40 pop music, sight unseen, are both equally cringe stances. Like and/or hate things a normal amount, you fucking lunatics.
If your right to peaceful protest comes with the caveat of crosshairs on your forehead, you do not have a First Amendment
If your right to peaceful protest comes with the caveat of crosshairs on your forehead, you do not have a First Amendment
Friend: "Hey man, what's crackin'?" Me: "It's like a...big fish. With like tentacles and shit."
There's only so many days I can subject the kitchen bluetooth speaker to the same techno playlist before my coworkers have grounds for a class action hostile work environment case
You can get a pretty rough estimate for how good the food at any local, family-owned restaurant is gonna be, based on how shit of a default Microsoft font they use on their signs. Papyrus? Fire. Comic sans? Let them cook. Matisse ITC? This shit is gonna change your life.
Not gonna lie, I don't know what else we were expecting from a company that calls itself "Throwflame". This one might be on us, gang.
Not gonna lie, I don't know what else we were expecting from a company that calls itself "Throwflame". This one might be on us, gang.
Seeing some teary-eyed, way too close to the camera, current YouTuber thumbnail on a video titled some shit like, "I'm so sorry...":
DtFishboat is Docked .. @DtFishboat
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139K Followers 1K Following I am incredibly online | King of edible leaves, his majesty the spinach | he/him | the hits https://t.co/13Ium8Yy25The Big Bad Doody Dad.. @BongRipsMan
1K Followers 864 Following The King of Bong Style. PRO WRESTLING consumer. I’m the guy with the SLICES NOT ISIS shirts, come say hi!McQueeb (Hire me!) @itsmcqueeb
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@synthandlasers I haven’t made a pot roast in a while. I should fix that.
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I have Nazis replying to every single one of my tweets often telling me to commit suicide
Knuc tat idea: DICK YANK
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Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come,