Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

♈. North901 • I am singly married and heterosexually lesbian. I am non-binarily binary. I identify as bitch, please. You don’t like it HERE don’t be petty LEAVE Mi Casa Joined February 2010

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

31 minutes ago

@AbenaTheRose Omg. I don’t know what’s more embarrassing being stuck, or everybody watching you get unstuck

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

2 hours ago

Yall think the kids giving him a hard time this morning?

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

23 hours ago

Yes because everything is getting done that day. Laser, brows, mani and pedi. I use my sick time because I normally have “doctor appt” that excuses me that day from work.

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a day ago

Wait, so y’all be using PTO to get braids?

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

24 hours ago

Today I’ve been playing the hang up in any and everybody face. Totally accidental but it just keeps happening.

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Then I'm the bad person for saying the last two weeks stop feeding them or don’t do that because bad shit is going to happen. This morning she’s in a foul mood when I come in because we have 6 dead baby ducks. Apparently they started with 16 babies and now have 4

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

a day ago

My coworker keeps feeding the ducks, and so they brought the whole crew over, which caught the attention of the geese, which then pissed the Swans off because all these mf over here touching shit. Now she is mad, talking about how they need to find food elsewhere

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

a day ago

Shit that piss me off. When humans interfere with nature, they get pissed when nature demands.

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

2 days ago

I had been wanting to try them myself anyways

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

2 days ago

Just placed my Grove order for all these college baskets I am making. If you have a college kiddo or are sending care packages, they have a Buy One, Get One Free - Laundry Detergent Sheets "Grove Exclusive Scent!" grove.co/pages/referral…

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

3 days ago

Show your range but with hair!

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3 days ago

Show your range but with hair!

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

4 days ago

I was wrong last one ….: RN: I am trying to get pregnant I took my IUD out and I feel like I just passed a baby the blood clot was the size of this *holds up 🍊 MA: that looks like my last two forced abortions. It’s a bitch to flush Me:

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

4 days ago

Last one: Patient : can I do it naked MA: depends on how big it is? Patient: it’s pretty big. You want me to pull it out now? MA: you didn’t ask when we’re in the back you’re don’t get to do it now next time though. Me:

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Tan!sha @suchAbellaWoman

4 days ago

Next one: we are talking about coconut water. RN: it taste like clean pee MA: have you tasted piss before? RN: I’ve had my share of golden showers MA: I was waiting on you to say from a blowjob lol Me: