Stephen LaConte @stephenlc
extremely mild // @clickhole @buzzfeed @theonion instagram.com/stephenlc Joined February 2009-
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Pretty grim that we're making creators apologize for monetizing their work
Pretty grim that we're making creators apologize for monetizing their work
goldilocks:
Kirsten Dunst on Jonathan Glazer’s Oscars speech: “My interpretation was he was saying that genocide is bad.” wp.me/pc8uak-1lDWTx
Going back and relistening to Kacey Musgraves discography and realizing she might be one of the best song writers we have rn
“30 Rock is mean” yeah it’s for haters. shut up. go watch ted lasso.
I think "Fast Car" is probably the greatest song ever written in English. And is so good that there really aren't any bad covers of it. Even that kinda corny EDM version was able to make me feel a bunch of emotions I was not prepared for while riding in an Uber to the airport.
I think "Fast Car" is probably the greatest song ever written in English. And is so good that there really aren't any bad covers of it. Even that kinda corny EDM version was able to make me feel a bunch of emotions I was not prepared for while riding in an Uber to the airport.
Ok but why did we all have to do this to impress George W Bush? Like why did he care?
it is impossible to be a man in 2024. u can visit the bass pro shop aquarium but you're not allowed to jump in. if u do they criticize u for having your dick out, then laugh when they cant see it. they put urns big enough to climb in at parties, but not big enough to climb out of
joseph when he found out there was no room at the inn
just remembered this
Grinch: (Handing me blunt) And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast. They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast. But that's something I just cannot stand in the least. Me (Freaking out internally borderline non verbal) : Facts
A chinchilla with a balloon is too cute ✨
When Senator Warren posted against antisemitism yesterday, the top replies were complaints about her not focusing on Muslims. (x.com/senwarren/stat…) When she posts against Islamophobia today, the top replies complain she is not focusing on Jews. (x.com/senwarren/stat…)
When Senator Warren posted against antisemitism yesterday, the top replies were complaints about her not focusing on Muslims. (x.com/senwarren/stat…) When she posts against Islamophobia today, the top replies complain she is not focusing on Jews. (x.com/senwarren/stat…) https://t.co/ctUmaEGowL
one thing I feel like we're not acknowledging as a society is that everyone is now just completely insane
My dad (a lawyer) just asked me “What’s that movie about the 1L?” and he was referring to Legally Blonde
WELL this is an interesting development. that racism at prom story seems to be much more factually true than the New Yorker suggested, for one hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-n…
Artist Jeanette Paras shares her latest creation, the “Taylor Swiftkin,” which is a 399-pound pumpkin made to look like Taylor Swift.
“Let me get this straight, you got your asses kicked by four fully mature mutant ninja turtles?” “No, sir, it’s actually worse than that.”
“I don’t have anywhere else to go.” Ibrahim Dahman is a CNN journalist in Gaza and sent this first person account of what life is like right now in Gaza. “I know deep down no building is safe.”
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J @Jimbo00o
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Sam Stryker @sbstryker
93K Followers 1K Following Prev. social @twitter editorial @BuzzFeed … Take Fountain!
David Mack @davidmackau
106K Followers 2K Following cats ate her face. ex @BuzzFeedNews @abcnews @triplej. words in @nytimes @rollingstone @thedailybeast @slate @vulture @thecut @yahoonews
Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman
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Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo
68K Followers 3K Following Writer. Co-host of @sexyuniquepod. You didn’t go up there to fish.
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101K Followers 4K Following Netflix social ... but I didn’t cancel that thing you love (all opinions are my own... and I'm sorry for them).
jonnycakes @jonnymangs
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Hugh McIntyre @PopBangHugh
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Zach Schiffman @schlife
9K Followers 2K Following I’m 5’5 but everyone tells me I seem 5’8 / social @curbed @grubstreet @nymag
Cameron Scheetz @cameronscheetz
11K Followers 2K Following Entertainment Editor @Queerty. Formerly: The Official @RuPaulsDragRace Newsletter, @TheAVClub. he/him/his
J @Jimbo00o
27K Followers 2K Following Pediatrician. Dessert enthusiast. Fan of laying down. Pronouns: He/him/his
james @jamesholod
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Frank Costa @feistyfrank
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dating apps aren’t working anymore, i’m gonna start sitting next to couples at challengers screenings
Like father like daughter 😌
There’s nothing quite like putting a shirt on your mom. Shop Mother's Day gifts at store.clickhole.com.
terrible news for ivy league grads who were hoping to move to lakewood washington to help a single 70 year old man run a geocities website
Attention job seekers. I will not hire any recent graduate of Columbia, because that school is so tainted that I will not be able to trust in the character nor the educational attainment of any of its students. And I furthermore will not hire any older graduates either, because…
The diet coke
The oysters. The diet coke. The way he drinks so it don't spill. That me right there
She was saying she’s a professor bc it was a trespassing arrest and she was stating it’s her place of work. This is an incredibly uncharitable view to the point it reads like an anti solidarity psyop
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
The man who practiced his saxophone every morning in the park got a rare fan.
why do they make him sound cool as hell
This is exactly what y’all look like standing in front of that Fire Island wall
you wouldn’t last one hour in the asylum where they raised me
you have clinical depression
I wanna talk about how the United States has effectively RUINED every single thing we love. food, music, social media, friends, public spaces, learning, taking care of ourselves… like for what…
Well I'm sure Cabaret will pull me out of this funk.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
“You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me” yeahhh I think I could survive an hour at Emerson babe…
Listen, one of these groups has to change their name, and the masturbators are busy.
Anne Hathaway is a secret Gooner and now her reinvention is complete theguardian.com/film/2024/apr/…
Our department just issued rules to protect people from hidden airline fees and to require airlines to give passengers automatic cash refunds when owed. No more having to fend for yourself and jump through hoops to get your money back—airlines will have to automatically do this.
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