Ranch Devereaux @theJacko
Sophia Petrillo’s wicker pursenality. If everyone I ever met and Britney Spears were drowning, and I could only save 2 people, I’d save Britney Spears twice. instagram.com/thejacko San Francisco, CA Joined March 2009-
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I’m v self-deprecating because that’s my defense mechanism since forever, but it’s always so comical how taken aback I am when someone agrees with my self-deprecation. Like, duh, Jack - you shit on yourself others will learn they can too; you just taught them it’s ok ya big dummy
spent my Saturday getting filthy howbowchew?
No hetero but 30+ years later and this song still fucks hard
Becoming glaringly obvious a lot of the general public walks around with a perpetual teenage mentality in believing that the most interesting thing about them is their romantic relationship(s) or heartbreak(s)
Britney Spears’ attorney, Mathew Rosengart, has released the following statement after settling the pop star’s conservatorship case with her estranged father, Jamie Spears: pagesix.com/2024/04/26/ent…
If I ever meet Kristi Noem
If I ever meet Kristi Noem https://t.co/SN2Gtzh9yk
Okay, so after crunching the numbers and analyzing all the data, I have come to the conclusion that American Psycho is just Serial Mom, but for straight men.
She’s so Nomi Malone coded like no wonder my gay ass has been obsessed with this song since 01
She’s so Nomi Malone coded like no wonder my gay ass has been obsessed with this song since 01
Oh look, another night where I told myself I’d read an actual book before bed but instead find myself on twitter reading boring political takes and seeing butt holes
One of the best pop songs released in the past ten years and people ignored it like Donald Trump ignores his syphilis symptoms
Prior to my 30’s I thought going to the movies solo was the saddest, loneliest thing to do. Not anymore! It’s literally THE BEST. I go see what I want, when I want - no consulting, no coordinating, no compromise - and I can plan ahead or go on a whim, truly it doesn’t matter.
Prior to my 30’s I thought going to the movies solo was the saddest, loneliest thing to do. Not anymore! It’s literally THE BEST. I go see what I want, when I want - no consulting, no coordinating, no compromise - and I can plan ahead or go on a whim, truly it doesn’t matter.
Look, I would love to tell you what vibe you give off, but desperate isn’t one of the options listed, now is it?
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29K Followers 6K Following I tweet about brands & boy bands 💗 Host of the Making the Brand podcast and #PopChat🎙️ Marketing instructor @UF, pop culture fangirl, creator #KTBSPA #UCF@theJacko I find you to be very joyous day in and day out. You are always self-aware, kind, funny and intuitive. And I’m happy to see your tweets
@theJacko I can be self depracating but it's also funny to see people react when I take credit for legit skills, and my legs lol. People arent used to guys saying they're good at something that they clearly are, without blowing it out of proportion.
Credit card transactions fees are tax deductible these people are just dumb.
republicans are evil
Republicans aren't "evil" even if most of them are dumb. Grow up.
Challengers providing the representation that makes me feel seen (horny sexually fluid Italian with a pension for electronic synths)
she is wearing the hell out of that dress
Oh I see plenty of police...
White supremacists are now marching in Charleston, West Virginia. With no police in sight.
Biden calls out the media: “I'm sincerely not asking you to take sides, but asking you to rise up to the seriousness of the moment. Move past the horse race numbers and the gotcha moments and the distractions. Focus on what's actually at stake.”
Me watching people walk to the hotel next to my house where the White House Correspondents Dinner is
Oh I like this Biden we r getting this election cycle lol
Biden: “Of course, age is an issue. I’m a grown man, and I’m running against a six-year-old.”
“My vice president actually endorses me!” COOK HIM JOE.
"I'm a grown man...running against a six-year-old." President Joe Biden jokes about his age and Donald Trump at the 2024 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. Watch more: youtube.com/watch?v=rx8HDb…
2015 doesn’t seem like that long ago until I pull up photos from back then. My last year in my 20s and my last year as a performer. I’ve created such a full life since then and I move through the world with much more self-assurance but I still miss him sometimes.