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Second-unit footage shot for Megalopolis pre-9/11. Coppola circa 2005: "I've often described Megalopolis as being in love with a wonderful woman whom you cannot have."
divestment putting up “do you like ice cream” numbers
Uni is pretty clearly the cutest cat of all time. Regardless of his troublesome racial politics I’m not sure how anyone could disagree with that
reading lolita
this is mario
Patrick in the first couple seasons was this extra level of goofy
ignoring the obvious kids show censorship i am very amused at the confession that a good soda is all it takes for johnny bravo to start kissing boys
ignoring the obvious kids show censorship i am very amused at the confession that a good soda is all it takes for johnny bravo to start kissing boys
two beautiful women to share them with
>governor of only state with a publicly owned infrastructure bank and state-sponsored system of agricultural cooperatives >about to become GOP VP in a landslide against imperialist racist demonrat Did you doubt?
How did I not know that Two-Face had his own credit card in BTAS and why is that the funniest thing ever
McDonald’s pushing Happy Meals for a movie that won’t come out for nearly a year has to be the funniest side effect of the strikes.
Lex literally has a kid with Clark
Lex literally has a kid with Clark
A good insight into how inquisitive Aykroyd's beautiful, weird brain was (at least in 1977) is this list of 19 books he gave to John Belushi under the heading "TO READ" saying "We must formulate premises. We must work and think constantly."
A good insight into how inquisitive Aykroyd's beautiful, weird brain was (at least in 1977) is this list of 19 books he gave to John Belushi under the heading "TO READ" saying "We must formulate premises. We must work and think constantly." https://t.co/pqbzJ7fmSR
Lol at Elliott Abrams getting Chotinered. newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/e…
Girlfriend caught me googling “nyc acting jobs” the other day and it felt like the time my dad found Ginuwine on my iPod
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210 Followers 515 Following Yung Bukowski won that Mötley Crüe mirror and it fucking killed himF♯A♯∞, fka ☕�.. @coopercooperco
35K Followers 915 Following twitter punished me for my sins but I will never repentjake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotimeNathan J Robinson @jesuslasupajew
35K Followers 2K Following I'm a stress free kinda guy V 16🇻🇪🤝🇨🇳 non actionable parody I am not affiliated with any accounts I parody pls don't report me it makes me sadface :((Ali @haramcart
19K Followers 821 Followingrock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
35K Followers 985 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The Miragerobert franco, wander.. @responsiblerob
18K Followers 2K Following a humble ronin who is on the demon way in hell.largest rodent @capybaroness
21K Followers 906 Following i have a stomachache.... the honorable one on @LostBroadcasts, co-host of Get Cynical #milehighbasketball i have met two capybaras in real lifeWill Sloan @WillSloanEsq
23K Followers 1K Following Modern-day folk hero. Once met Dolph Lundgren. World-famous for @ImprtCinemaClub and @MichaelandUs. [email protected]The Cheerful Millenia.. @coolp1np
13K Followers 450 Following president and CEO of the park slope food co-opSoundgarten Of BanBan @AnimeSerbia
19K Followers 1K Following Paul Heyman Guy Featured On ESPN Gangstalked Twitch StreamerKhymani James @KhymaniJames
3K Followers 709 Following 20. Anti-capitalist. Anti-imperialist. Student and educator, supporting and teaching liberation everywhere. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸The Art of Cartoon Ne.. @artofCNandAS
19K Followers 1K Following Tweeting production art from various Cartoon Network and Adult Swim shows! Previously ran by Sora. This account is ran by FTCTC and ESS N' Stuffs!Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah
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5K Followers 326 Followingis it implied that the xbox 360 version is the definitive one since it's the only one where homer stands triumphantly and without any trouble
I love this little story from Jeff Daniels about his brilliant death scene face acting in SPEED.
Second-unit footage shot for Megalopolis pre-9/11. Coppola circa 2005: "I've often described Megalopolis as being in love with a wonderful woman whom you cannot have."
office manatee they mistake for a siren
divestment putting up “do you like ice cream” numbers
BREAKING: 90.99% of @BarnardCollege students have voted to divest from israel.
$MCD MCDONALD'S TO TEST LARGER BURGER THIS YEAR
Alternate Timeline be like:
These are the only live action Spider-Man films that feel cohesive with each other and I really appreciate them for that
these are the types of pictures i had on my hinge profile when i was 18 and trying to attract a “deep” older guy
kierkegaard might be able to save you
kierkegaard might be able to save you
If you’ve ever been in a traffic collision where a rich person was at fault, you’d know you’re 100% wrong. Rich people will blame the victim, the EMTs, the cops, they will lash out at everyone but themselves.
I think one of the dumbest things in the Fallout show was when the knight, who was bleeding out, started insulting and threatening the only person who can insure his survival Just because someone is a jackass or "evil" doesn't mean they're also stupid
Is she hoping to attend in the fall?
Jessica Seinfeld, wife of Jerry Seinfeld, just donated $5,000 (more than anyone else) to the GoFundMe of the pro-Israel UCLA rally. At this rally, participants yelled “I hope they rape you” & spat on and used the N-word towards pro-Palestinian students.
gunga ga galunga