girlwonder the gabagooligan @Girl_wonderX
i’m fucking awesome. send your craft beers with limited regional availability to women. chief justice of twitter and bluesky. “That lady said wiener!” Joined July 2013-
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I cannot even begin to tell you how sick and tired I am of straight white guys announcing who they’re voting for in November. You’re the one group for whom elections don’t really have consequences! Shut the fuck up!
The Venn Diagram of people who’ll do this and people who refused to get the Covid vaccine for fear that it was really a 5G tracking device is a single circle.
The Venn Diagram of people who’ll do this and people who refused to get the Covid vaccine for fear that it was really a 5G tracking device is a single circle.
Are each of them listening to a different song?
Are each of them listening to a different song?
Which two are brothers
Remember when republicans started calling anyone to the left “snowflakes?”
Remember when republicans started calling anyone to the left “snowflakes?”
Today the Supreme Court is debating whether it’s legal — or not — to assure doctors can save a pregnant person’s LIFE in a hospital emergency room. Let that sink in.
Tried to get a pic of Ollie being extra handsome after getting cleaned up today but this was the best I could do.
this is what God put humans on earth for. not to become billionaires and warmongers.
this is what God put humans on earth for. not to become billionaires and warmongers.
Every farm activity sounds like an indie band from 2008
Great day to be online
I feel too appreciated tbh #CharitibundiBowl
this photo makes it look like Ashanti just told Nelly both of these things two seconds earlier
Update: I did not get the cute little yellow house. 😠
This is funny as heck in a game the Rockets were about to win in LA, The fans were cheering when Boban missed his first free-throw, because if the opposition misses two in a row, the fans get free chicken. So watch what Boban does. I love Boban!
Update: we raised $1220 for the Wisconsin Bike Fed. Rodg would be proud. If you didn’t participate in the bracket but want to add to the donation, just let me know. I’ll ask one or two more times this and then submit the donation later this week.
Update: we raised $1220 for the Wisconsin Bike Fed. Rodg would be proud. If you didn’t participate in the bracket but want to add to the donation, just let me know. I’ll ask one or two more times this and then submit the donation later this week.
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Delete MY Account @HamHock42
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StuartScottsEye @StuartScottsEye
979 Followers 380 Following Please don’t judge me solely based on my offensive and distasteful username.
You sent your own pos.. @HGTVontheRadio
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Delete MY Account @HamHock42
1K Followers 2K Following Exceptionally tall but never dunked. Great passer from the high post. I look like Mumford & Sons if they were from Tallahassee. - RobSly
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AW 💫 @AlwaysWinning1
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Big Supernaturals @UweBollocks
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Mitch Sorrenstein @Monkey_Engineer
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Dr. Nifkin: Long live.. @drnifkin_OB
1K Followers 923 Following yes it’s me, your favorite obstetrician. delivering babies or performing abortions but rarely both together.
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620 Followers 290 Following Vote Blue No Matter Who Biden/Kamala 2024
@Girl_wonderX I’m voting for no one!
i can think of 1 instance where a rape joke is funny
There are 0 instances when rape jokes are funny or acceptable. ZERO.
Man, Israel has easily convinced a lot of people that every palestinian child is Hamas and deserves to die.
Pup sitting update: I somehow broke my leg walking him (!!?!?) and I’ve been in the hospital for five hours, admitted, waiting for surgery.
Pup sitting update: A ball of floof on my bed. If he starts snoring I’m gonna have to charge rent
Mojo marinated pork tenderloin, arroz congri, and tostones. First effort on some of that. Not unhappy. But I’d like to just sit down now. It’s been a long week lol
Case in point, featuring Ollie @Girl_wonderX
I’m puppy sitting today and it’s going to be amazing. If this dog showed any alpha tendencies, it would be a different story. But now it’s like, hey little pup, take half my pillow and sleep on my head, nbd
@thealtofalt @berstreet let's not forget @Girl_wonderX
See @Girl_wonderX attorney client privilege is EXTREMELY broad. Put that in your fancy law degree and huff it.
@UCSO 3 - The State Records Committee was not happy with the lack of explanation from Ben Van Noy, the attorney representing UCSO at the hearing.
was it still good?
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before I moved out here, a lot of folks back home couldn't understand why I kept vacationing in the U.S. rather than seeing more of other countries and the answer is that there's SO much regional diversity to explore. international travel is important for cultural exposure though
Someone recently tried to come at me about travel overseas. Yes I've done it, got a few stamps. But I've also seen the majority of the US, and a ton of people living her cant say that cause they look down on exploring here. That should change.
@Katerade @Girl_wonderX And vote smart! I’m just assuming this is about voting
the neighborhood psycho with a magnifying glass:
The suns gonna make ant pay for his crimes tonight 🙏🏾🙏🏾
@Girl_wonderX @polkpanther @HGTVontheRadio @BirdLawDS I'm sorry but I've been audited before so now I keep receipts
@kcchia80 @Girl_wonderX Ginger demon is in it too. I’d stay out, if possible.
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