Michael A. Balazo @mbalazo
Some jokes, puns and brainteasers. Co-host of @evilmenpod. Get my new album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: https://t.co/KYlXivZhsU CN Tower Joined January 2011-
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When an apartment listing features a blurry toilet pic? I’m ALL IN.
This has nothing on the musical Ben Stager and I were making about when the Leafs zamboni driver stepped in as goalie and defeated the Leafs and he was also a cancer survivor
This has nothing on the musical Ben Stager and I were making about when the Leafs zamboni driver stepped in as goalie and defeated the Leafs and he was also a cancer survivor https://t.co/LJAY3OXFk1
The Tim Hortons musical should focus on this
E139: Sir John A. Macdonald This week, we talk about AI, meeting celebrities while egg shopping, and magical birthdays. Then, Chris tells the awful story of Canada’s first Prime Minister, Sir. John. A. Macdonald. Enjoy? From @thesonarnetwork: thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men/episo…
Yesterday, the billionaire Weston family sold me a rotten piece of salmon. Shocking behaviour. However, I returned the putrefied fish and forced the billionaire Weston family to issue a refund. So it’s Michael Balazo 1, Weston Family 0.
Cops when little kids are being murdered in their school vs cops when college students are protesting a genocide
A whole lot of people who've spent years calling the younger generation "snowflakes" now apparently want armed guys in riot gear to protect them from teenagers sitting peacefully on the ground
Pumping iron and blasting Sophie Grégoire Trudeau's audiobook.
I’m previewing my Edinburgh standup show on April 30 at the Tranzac Club. W/ special guests Chris Locke & Bita Joudaki Ticket: tinyurl.com/yvxucpdp
Good for her. This ban is insane, discriminatory, and it needs to be repealed immediately.
Good for her. This ban is insane, discriminatory, and it needs to be repealed immediately.
Is this true?
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There’s nothing more pathetic than the bloke at a wedding who talks to the band about their gear – what pedals are you using, what amp is that – by which I mean, that’s me, there’s nothing more pathetic than me
Radio France’s record collection of around 675,000…
🎶Wireless enthusiast intercepts government secret radio band and uncovers secrets and scandals of deceitful type proportions. Aghast goes next door to his neighbor, secretly excited🎶 #fallfriday youtu.be/1DXBR3oxlr0?si…
This has nothing on the musical Ben Stager and I were making about when the Leafs zamboni driver stepped in as goalie and defeated the Leafs and he was also a cancer survivor
First pizza and now Broadway. Is there anything Tim Horton can’t do?
@mbalazo Come From Away, to Collect My Toilet Cam
Happy Al Pacino Day
my landlord has such a beautiful mind ❤️
@chunkbardey wait your landlord has to be related to my last one
This was my self-tape for Dinner With the Parents. Watch til the end for a surprise.
Won’t put the sound on for this clip from a recent self-tape coz I am doing a REALLY annoying loud laugh but check out what happens at the end.
This photo should be etched into our collective memory, because it contains much about the present moment that future generations will one day look back on with both bafflement and shame
Good for her. This ban is insane, discriminatory, and it needs to be repealed immediately.
Cops when little kids are being murdered in their school vs cops when college students are protesting a genocide
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I am being persecuted right now :( Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪
THE BEST OF KENT! ❤️
Today Margate residents stopped the Home Office from taking 22 asylum seekers from a local “contingency accommodation” to the Bibby Stockholm barge. Incredible “unity in community” indeed ❤️
A whole lot of people who've spent years calling the younger generation "snowflakes" now apparently want armed guys in riot gear to protect them from teenagers sitting peacefully on the ground
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